Managers Knocking Up MT's?

Originally Posted by Dr. Love

I think ERAC should pay the $600 for the abortion.

Do they have weekend specials?

[Green Moses]

It's true. They are happy. Maybe Samantha Egan can verify that Jessica was sent flowers on mother's day by her parents. That I heard this week. I also heard a purchase was made to give a certain something around one of those skinny fingers. The 5A house and Leroy comments were great.

Let's get one thing straight, at ERAC, everyone fucks everybody. Some have kids, some have abortions, and the smart ones use protection. There is nothing more inspiring than an MT giving birth to an E-baby in the back seat of a Kia Rio, while her manager/lover walks around and does the trunk to trunk.

Hey Moses,

The house and Leroy comments are all me. You know this.....I was/am Samantha Egan...that was a dud. So I am to believe a recently pregnant MT and a couple that has been dating/hooking up for what, 5 months are going to be married.....and they are going to last??? Doubtful.....they will become Ike and Tina, Nick and Jessica, Bobby and Whitney....but never Jim and Pam. Never.

This has domestic dispute written all over it....."I tell ya officer, I didn't lay a hand on err."

"Sir, her eyes are beaten shut???"

"Uhhh, she musta fell"




.........finally, an artists rendition of what the baby will look like:

http://badexample.mu.nu/archives/tom%20selleck.jpg

Originally Posted by Sweet, sweet Mary

Hey Moses,

The house and Leroy comments are all me. You know this.....I was/am Samantha Egan...that was a dud. So I am to believe a recently pregnant MT and a couple that has been dating/hooking up for what, 5 months are going to be married.....and they are going to last??? Doubtful.....they will become Ike and Tina, Nick and Jessica, Bobby and Whitney....but never Jim and Pam. Never.

This has domestic dispute written all over it....."I tell ya officer, I didn't lay a hand on err."

"Sir, her eyes are beaten shut???"

"Uhhh, she musta fell"




.........finally, an artists rendition of what the baby will look like:

http://badexample.mu.nu/archives/tom%20selleck.jpg

This thread is one of the btter ones to come down the pike in a while! Keep it up gang!

Where would it get the height from Matt is fat umpalumpa, you know he knocked her up on perpuse look at him. He know it was his only chance.

What a suprise! People in the midwest have nothinbg better to do than fuck and gossip.

Originally Posted by Green Moses

Let's get one thing straight, at ERAC, everyone fucks everybody. Some have kids, some have abortions, and the smart ones use protection. There is nothing more inspiring than an MT giving birth to an E-baby in the back seat of a Kia Rio, while her manager/lover walks around and does the trunk to trunk.

lolllol
that is the funniest thing i've ever read here

[yung joc]

man this stuff is depressing.....funny as hell, but depressing. this child will unfortunately hear and see the following throughout its life:

-don't worry, daddy will be home in 14 hours
-mommy and daddy double teaming to clean the big wheel
-the kid will sometimes not get lunch until 3:30pm
-4 days out of the week, little Matt Jr. will wear the exact same white shirt and pants....but friday.....ohhh maign....blue shirt heaven
-mommy and daddy will have an old man cart the kid around when they are busy and some random black person will clean the doo doo stains out the pants
-dad will do whatever it takes to keep the babysitter (corporate account)


well good luck with all of that...

Originally Posted by yung joc

man this stuff is depressing.....funny as hell, but depressing. this child will unfortunately hear and see the following throughout its life:

-don't worry, daddy will be home in 14 hours
-mommy and daddy double teaming to clean the big wheel
-the kid will sometimes not get lunch until 3:30pm
-4 days out of the week, little Matt Jr. will wear the exact same white shirt and pants....but friday.....ohhh maign....blue shirt heaven
-mommy and daddy will have an old man cart the kid around when they are busy and some random black person will clean the doo doo stains out the pants
-dad will do whatever it takes to keep the babysitter (corporate account)


well good luck with all of that...

That seem pretty crazy to live like that with having MATT JR. sharing doo doo shots with daddy while the baby sitter is cleaning the house for overtime.

[yung joc]

Joe Magner aka babysitter extraordinnaire.....after a long hard year, dad rewards the whole family by taking a cross-country adventure in a Kia Rio that has 55,000 miles and hasn't had an oil change since it came off the assembly line.....and Leroy is the Godfather.

"You never go against the family....awww schuckaaa"