Managers Knocking Up MT's?

Originally Posted by yung joc

man this stuff is depressing.....funny as hell, but depressing. this child will unfortunately hear and see the following throughout its life:

-don't worry, daddy will be home in 14 hours
-mommy and daddy double teaming to clean the big wheel
-the kid will sometimes not get lunch until 3:30pm
-4 days out of the week, little Matt Jr. will wear the exact same white shirt and pants....but friday.....ohhh maign....blue shirt heaven
-mommy and daddy will have an old man cart the kid around when they are busy and some random black person will clean the doo doo stains out the pants
-dad will do whatever it takes to keep the babysitter (corporate account)


well good luck with all of that...

I have been saying this for a long while about ERAC, it is a cult! When I was about 2 months into being a slave, err MT I met a guy and girl who were also MTs from another part of the city I worked in. They told me they dating and even living together. An HR whore was around and I asked her if it was okay to date within the company and the cunt said "Sure, we work such long days we have no time to meet anyone else!" She said this with one of those fake cunty HR smiles too. It reeked of evil. SO needless to say, these 2 cranked a kid out of wedlock and into the world of ERAC. I wonder if that kid gets any lunches since mommy and daddy havent had one since the 90s?

I bet they will have to buy cloth diapers for the baby......"LeRoy, get over here!!!"

Was the baby conceived in the back seat of a rental van down by the river? This has white trash all over it, I hope someone has the balls to tell them they are the star of this website. I heard they are going to move into Kingsway Trailer Park!

Umpa Lumpa (Matt) should have pulled out!

Umpa Lumpa do bitty dee
If Matt was wise he would have pulled his pee pee
Now he'll live in ERAC hell for the rest of life
With his little stretch marked infested drunkin whore ass wife

This is a picture of Matt trying to explain to his parents why he didn't pull out

"Well ma der I was ballz deep in dis renta broad, about to buste a nut, then this bitchs dog starts licking my asshole, well this bitch gets all into it starts tell the dog to tounge my balls. I was so exicted I forgot where I was popped a nut rite in her, moral of the story yer gonna he a granny"

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Originally Posted by Joe Dirt

Was the baby conceived in the back seat of a rental van down by the river? This has white trash all over it, I hope someone has the balls to tell them they are the star of this website. I heard they are going to move into Kingsway Trailer Park!

Umpa Lumpa (Matt) should have pulled out!

Umpa Lumpa do bitty dee
If Matt was wise he would have pulled his pee pee
Now he'll live in ERAC hell for the rest of life
With his little stretch marked infested drunkin whore ass wife

This is a picture of Matt trying to explain to his parents why he didn't pull out

"Well ma der I was ballz deep in dis renta broad, about to buste a nut, then this bitchs dog starts licking my asshole, well this bitch gets all into it starts tell the dog to tounge my balls. I was so exicted I forgot where I was popped a nut rite in her, moral of the story yer gonna he a granny"

http://www.ouvidopenico.blogger.com.br/oompaloompa.jpg

Fertile Myrtle at 5A look out ladies heard you can get pregnat just walkin in the door.

God Dam that does look like him, love the green hair.

Matt take ur fat ass back north with your white trash girlfriend and your bastard child.

Originally Posted by Pull Out!

I started this thread, I could give two fucks about this girl, but I did hear this rumor from a friend of hers it is true so get over it, you will be a granny soon. I hate Brain Mak and I will do anything I can to bring him down. He fucked me over and I hope he fuckin dies.

TSK TSK Scott Wilson. Not too tough to figure out your the angry guy behind this. Heard you had to Pull out too when you failed the grill and stood up and walked out. Wouldn't say Mak fucked you but you screwed yourself by just doing the bare minimum to get you by as you have throughout your life which has left you working in house at Met life in freeport. Congrats on the success and enjoy the cubicle my friend. Grow up hypocrite, your green too, just havent' been laid by an mt yet.

You take your $30,000 chunk of that 9 billion and buy yourself some white shirts and pants from TJ MAxx that don't dirt and sweat satins on them. And it is not called sucking at renting cars, it si called having to much self respect for that kind of job. P.S. I will be the one in there next Tuesday, no I do not want a PT or Taurus, no I do not want the Dub, its ok my deductible is 200 so I am covered. No, I am not interested in your corporate program. No, I do not want a used Rent-A-Car. Please avoid these steps in your process. Also, you have a stain on your tie and your breath smells like a combo of monkey butts and cheap coffee.

you are a dud and your attempt at comedy fell short....maybe you should go back to renting cars.

Mini Horse, you wish had a horse dick instead of that worthless limp excuse of a dick you have. Just keep in mind not everyone can have a joke of a life as funny as yours. Fuck Stick!

hilarious.....you really got me on that one. ZING

To every virgin/absolutly fucking perfect eracer out there-

Sure it's funny to laugh at others fuckups....... but I cannot read all of this bs and not respond to it......first of all.....really do you not have anything better to do with your time??? I know that on paper nothing about this situation sounds right....I get that, but at least come up with something better to say. Oh, you all called jess a whore, good one, she started dating someone new after getting out of a long relationship, gosh what a drunken slut.....all girls are whore's aren't they, ha original. Honestly, get a fucking life, at least these two are making the best out of the situation in front of them. Let me also say that average age of eracers is around 22-32 yrs old right.....grow the fuck up. Stop going online and talking shit about these two, grow some fucking balls, if you really have a problem with this situation...hey you know the steps, go to your area manager about it......other wise SHUT THE FUCK UP