Great E-Stories

[Green Moses]

By request, back to the good stuff. Let's hear of some great E-stories that happened during your time. I'll start......

Don't we all just love the customers who drop cars and need a ride somewhere. Whether it is to their house or the dealership down the road, anywhere is to far.

One time this guy walked into the office and needed a ride back to a dealership. I looked the man up and down and saw he had a huge wet spot right where his zipper is. He was older and obviously not all there. I obliged and told him to follow me. I'll never forget, it was a dodge neon. I started the car and drove off. Not 13 seconds later a moist feeling reached my ass. The e-customer had pissed on the seat and I was floating in it down the road. I dropped him off and wanted to thank him for the swamp ass, but instead I thanked him for the business. This is true, ask Leroy.

[yung joc]

...Working a Friday down @ 56 one fine day when a guy who just returned calls and said he left something in the glove box. I ask "What". He says its a gun. I go to check and its true - this retard left a gun in the glove box and then called to tell me about it.

I tell my manager and ask what to do....its about 5:58PM....Manager says to confirm that the customer has a FOID card and if so to release the gun to him. I go out and ask him for his card and he doesn't have it....I want to get the fuck out of this shit hole....I tell him to just show me his license and he does. I give him his gun and he leaves. I go home shortly after and get mad intoxicated and pound on my Sigma Chi's.

If I did this just to leave early imagine what other who still work there do. Please quit ERAC or stop using them. Over and Out.

[cereal rapist]

Originally Posted by Green Moses

By request, back to the good stuff. Let's hear of some great E-stories that happened during your time. I'll start......

Don't we all just love the customers who drop cars and need a ride somewhere. Whether it is to their house or the dealership down the road, anywhere is to far.

One time this guy walked into the office and needed a ride back to a dealership. I looked the man up and down and saw he had a huge wet spot right where his zipper is. He was older and obviously not all there. I obliged and told him to follow me. I'll never forget, it was a dodge neon. I started the car and drove off. Not 13 seconds later a moist feeling reached my ass. The e-customer had pissed on the seat and I was floating in it down the road. I dropped him off and wanted to thank him for the swamp ass, but instead I thanked him for the business. This is true, ask Leroy.

Why'd you get in a car with a guy who had already pissed all over himself

Originally Posted by Green Moses

By request, back to the good stuff. Let's hear of some great E-stories that happened during your time. I'll start......

Don't we all just love the customers who drop cars and need a ride somewhere. Whether it is to their house or the dealership down the road, anywhere is to far.

One time this guy walked into the office and needed a ride back to a dealership. I looked the man up and down and saw he had a huge wet spot right where his zipper is. He was older and obviously not all there. I obliged and told him to follow me. I'll never forget, it was a dodge neon. I started the car and drove off. Not 13 seconds later a moist feeling reached my ass. The e-customer had pissed on the seat and I was floating in it down the road. I dropped him off and wanted to thank him for the swamp ass, but instead I thanked him for the business. This is true, ask Leroy.

So you make a habit of checking out the crotches of guys who come in the office????? Jesus.

Originally Posted by cereal rapist

Why'd you get in a car with a guy who had already pissed all over himself

Was it ST after he got fired?

[Green Moses]

Originally Posted by cereal rapist

Why'd you get in a car with a guy who had already pissed all over himself

Because I wanted my ESQI to go up. Now where's YOUR story.

[Green Moses]

Originally Posted by Unregisteredbuster

So you make a habit of checking out the crotches of guys who come in the office????? Jesus.

It's Moses. What do you have to tell?

[cereal rapist]

Originally Posted by Green Moses

Because I wanted my ESQI to go up. Now where's YOUR story.

Not much to tell except I don't sit in pee so a customer service score may or may not go up.