Yung Joc for President?

Yung Joc, I know that you got involved with the Megan Egan affair. I just wanted to see if you were available. I want to do what you did to her by bending you over and banging you straight in the cornhole while it is raining until both of us got off. I really want to massage your chest with hot oil while we engage with a circle jerk with some of the GP 62 fellas.

Whadda ya say? Do you have extra lube ready at the apartment for me to use on you?

Mr. ERAC Nutz forever baby! Luv ya Yung Jocco!

[yung joc]

Your studpid rant could not have been more confusing and ignorant....

First of all, what did I "do" to Jessica Egan??? Did I get her pregnant?? Did I convince her to work a dead end job and to hook up with her boss??

(Nope is the answer to that).

And you want me to run for president and then turn homosexual?? Stop drinking and think things out before you type....My guess is that this is Matt and you are just salty because you realize what a mess you got yourself into.

Sorry man...deal with it.

[Robert]

Originally Posted by yung joc

Your studpid rant could not have been more confusing and ignorant....

First of all, what did I "do" to Jessica Egan??? Did I get her pregnant?? Did I convince her to work a dead end job and to hook up with her boss??

(Nope is the answer to that).

And you want me to run for president and then turn homosexual?? Stop drinking and think things out before you type....My guess is that this is Matt and you are just salty because you realize what a mess you got yourself into.

Sorry man...deal with it.

Is Matt the guy who knocked up the MT?

Originally Posted by Robert

Is Matt the guy who knocked up the MT?

Matt is the culprit....he was seen shop lifting the pooty.

Joc, this isn't Matt but I do admit that I am just your average guy next door that wants to be a manwhore for your "yungjoc." You really turn me on, especially with , way you smell in the morning at the branch. I miss that type of yung joc musk and need more of that attention in my life as we both go for long strolls after midnight, in the park, hand in hand.....

I've been thinking about you ever since Brian Mak came into our office and flat out tried to reveal our closet status. I'm not wanting to hide my feelings for you anymore YJ. If you like, come meet me tonight at 9:30 by the Starbucks on the one corner that we used to take our 2PM lunches at. I know that you'll remember me. Its been quite some time.

I miss you Y.J. Please bring that joy back into my life again.

Sincerely,

Your Guy in waiting :)

[yung joc]

Your attempt at humor is failing miserably...I only have one thing to say to you:



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Joc, I'm just a guy that wants to meet you for coffee. I was disappointed that I didn't see you at the Starbucks last night. Why did you stand me up like that?

I'll be there at 9:30 tonight if you change your mind. Do you still like the latte' or the mochachinnos?

Your guy :)

[yung joc]

Originally Posted by Unregisterederacnutz

Joc, I'm just a guy that wants to meet you for coffee. I was disappointed that I didn't see you at the Starbucks last night. Why did you stand me up like that?

I'll be there at 9:30 tonight if you change your mind. Do you still like the latte' or the mochachinnos?

Your guy :)

Hey sexy.


I knew you would come around. Now we can really get down and dirty....They say, "Papa don't take no mess."....Well guess what, neither does Yung Joc. hahaha.....Do you still love it when I make you laugh??

Do you still remember that night?? A lovely walk along the lake, after a delicious seafood dinner at our favorite gay seafood restaurant - "Brown Eye Bang Bang"....I never really got the name. We went back to your barn to steam up the fucking night....Your overalls and straw hat got the tip of my anus really going....


...."It always ends like this", Yung Joc proclaimed. Right when we just starting to scissor eachother ultra good, you run to the fridge. I run after you with my dang still totally ripped. There you are: sitting right in front of the fridge eating another fucking pie. It was a freshly baked cherry pie, possibly blueberry, and you ditched me to feed your addition. I fucking hate pie now because of you. I can't even go to see my grandfather on his death bed now.....he lives above a bakery if you didn't know.

Pie kicks major ass and it doesn't take names. That is why I won't meet you at Starbucks now or ever...They have pasteries there and I just can't risk it again.





P.S....I still have your wallet and creedits cards.

Joc, what are you talking about? I don't even like pie. Seriously man, your cool, yet your post was probably the gayest that I ever read. I mean, like, cmon man. Get a grip.

I'm gonna check out the new Caribou coffee joint across town. They don't have pastries there, if you are afraid of being allergic. Oh, did you ever take care of that Brian Mak situation? You are bold man.

Your guy. :)

[yung joc]

Originally Posted by Unregisterederacnutz

Yung Joc, I know that you got involved with the Megan Egan affair. I just wanted to see if you were available. I want to do what you did to her by bending you over and banging you straight in the cornhole while it is raining until both of us got off. I really want to massage your chest with hot oil while we engage with a circle jerk with some of the GP 62 fellas.

Whadda ya say? Do you have extra lube ready at the apartment for me to use on you?

Mr. ERAC Nutz forever baby! Luv ya Yung Jocco!

Let's talk about lame here. Let's make up some fake story and constantly ask me to get coffee with you. I don't know, you don't know me.....Your posts are not funny, stale and no one else is probably reading this crap except for us.....

...Live in the real world or just go home and play make-believe. Do you actually work for ERAC???