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Old 2007-08-08
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Default Chris Kaufield is a douchbag

Why is he so gay and no fun ?
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Old 2007-08-08
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Default Re: Chris Kaufield is a douchbag

I think I figured this one out. I beleive He and Rod went to St.Louis and corporate put a chip in thier brain so they can not function like a normal human being. Instead they act like they are on opium all the time and repeat the same things over and over again hoping they sound somewhat intelligent.

Now instead of hard working ecar employees having a much deserved beverage after a 12 hour shift and selling it to us in our interview how much fun they have you can now pay for it your-self but make sure to show up at 6:30 am the next morning because there are some cars to clean and the car prep has worked 35 hours and can work no more. Kaufield .... see if there is any money is your budget for a personality and make sure to keep it under $10 to fit T & E guidelines you homo..haha !
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Old 2007-08-08
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Default Re: Chris Kaufield is a douchbag

He's actually not a bad guy. He may not seem to have the honour or personal integrity of a Snelly, but he's funny as hell and can be a true friend if given the chance.
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Old 2007-08-08
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Default Re: Chris Kaufield is a douchbag

I don't know the guy but even his name screams douchebag/homo.
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Old 2007-08-09
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Default Re: Chris Kaufield is a douchbag

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He's actually not a bad guy. He may not seem to have the honour or personal integrity of a Snelly, but he's funny as hell and can be a true friend if given the chance.
Man, you sound like, well, Snelly. Come on now, "honour" and "integrity" are not words Snelgrove is deserving of being called. Liar, drunk, bullshitter are much more apt words.
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Old 2007-08-09
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Man, you sound like, well, Snelly. Come on now, "honour" and "integrity" are not words Snelgrove is deserving of being called. Liar, drunk, bullshitter are much more apt words.
Snelly is even know in Las Vegas as a first class scumbag.
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Old 2007-08-17
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Default Re: Chris Kaufield is a douchbag

who cares about Kris... could somebody please fire the entire remarketing team.... seriously $10/ car. I'm so glad our pay plans are based off the previous year when flip was $110.00 / per
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Old 2007-08-19
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Default Re: Chris Kaufield is a douchbag

How can you make $10? when EDA is about $40...I guess we were negative...
and supposedly things might get worse with all the rental car companies now competing with us on the resale market! Sounds like another good year at e-crap
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Old 2007-08-22
E Guy
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You cannot blame the remarketing team for what they cannot control. The unfortunate thing is that 2 things are playing against them. First, they are selling cars that we paid too much for to begin with (i.e. $23,000 for a Ford 500 that sells for only $16,000......if you can find anyone who wants to buy it). Second, we are in a soft market with a very strong Canadian dollar. The dollar is so strong that it is now attractive for US cars to be sold in Canada. We got to reap the benefits of this 5-6 years ago, now its turned around on us. To be honoest the remarketing guys are bustin' thier balls to try and minimize our expense in inventory adjustment and the fact that we even saw $10/car last month is actually a testiment to thier hard work. July saw us pull our worst flipping units all at once (500's, Maxima's, Freestyle's, etc.) to minimize the impact on the group in August and September. With some of these cars selling as high as $6,000 in the red we should thank our lucky stars that we did not have negative flip. OP is where the money is at and we will get promoted on it above net every time. I would personally like to thank the remarketing team as I would not like to be in thier shoes selling with these market conditions - and to think the thanks they get is nothing but bitterness from rental. It is kinda sad actually and everyone in rental that has said something negative about the remarketing team should educate themselves on the facts before pointing the finger. I am thinking there are many employees in rental that owe apologies to remarketing and I will be the first to apologize on their behalf.
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Old 2007-08-23
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Default Re: Chris Kaufield is a douchbag

E Gay is right , I love the remarketing boys. The only peice of enterprise that isn't a bunch of hacks.
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