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  #101 (permalink)  
Old 2005-08-19
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Hey jerkoff...no way some punk ass like you would ever make it to Orlando...in fact, whoever this guy is, he must be a whole lot better than you....otherwise why would you be spending time posting about this guy who took your job.....oooops...did I offend the big bad assistant manager....hey big guy.....why don't you come around and say who you are.....a wee bit afraid aren't you pathetic little f*ck.....wooow...talks cheap....just like yo mama.....and I do know that you posted the one before this......so as expected, it is only the two of us posting on this site...jerkoff!
I am now going to translate what you really meant to say....in Canada, we CAN speak proper english and do have a sense of grammar.So:

Excuse me sir...there is no way someone like you can visit Orlando..if fact, this gentleman must be better performing than you otherwise why are you spending all that time posting on someone that is getting under your skin...sorry, are you mad sir? Who are you? What is your name? Are you scared you mean man, you? Woops, talk IS cheap....just like your mother. Did you post before this? Just as I suspected, there are only two people posting on this website. Bad boy!!!!

Now my American friend, not only is your previous statement now gramatically correct, but we no longer have to decifer between your Eminem-type lingo and correct english. Now, I want you to write down another post using your lingo and then try to corrct it yourself. I will grade you on grammar, puctuality, and of course, spelling.
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Old 2005-08-21
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I am now going to translate what you really meant to say....in Canada, we CAN speak proper english and do have a sense of grammar.So:

Excuse me sir...there is no way someone like you can visit Orlando..if fact, this gentleman must be better performing than you otherwise why are you spending all that time posting on someone that is getting under your skin...sorry, are you mad sir? Who are you? What is your name? Are you scared you mean man, you? Woops, talk IS cheap....just like your mother. Did you post before this? Just as I suspected, there are only two people posting on this website. Bad boy!!!!

Now my American friend, not only is your previous statement now gramatically correct, but we no longer have to decifer between your Eminem-type lingo and correct english. Now, I want you to write down another post using your lingo and then try to corrct it yourself. I will grade you on grammar, puctuality, and of course, spelling.
This is crazy. This has nothing to do with what this thread is about. Who cares about grammar and spelling. That is why we have computers to check all that crap. There should be no hostility between Canada and the US on this site. This site is designed to link together employees and customers from around the world to share their feelings about ECARS.
This is probably another weak attempt on behalf of DG to side track this whole thread. In fact DG used to be a school teacher and who besides a teacher would really want to grade someone's grammar?? NERD
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Old 2005-08-21
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Actually you yankee there are more than one person posting on this site, because I have made a few posts from my limited encounters with DG. There is obviously some hatred towards this guy if there are so many posts and so many views of this thread devoted solely to him.
I used to rent from the branch all the time until DG the new manager came on board. All the guys knew me and honoured the long standing deal I always got. Then the asshole DG comes along and screws me over. I mean I rented every week, got my own ride to and from the branch and always purchased the damn insurance. I would bring the employees gifts every once and a while to show my appreciation for their great services. Then one day out of the blue during DG's rampage, he all of the sudden tells me he will no longer honour the deal. He did not even give me the decency of renting to me that last time and say "Alright things have changed this is the last time I can do this deal for you", but instead leaves me stranded when I had very important plans.
So listen here Yank, DG does know who I am, or at least should have a pretty good idea by now. I am no coward, and I would love the opportunity to go a few rounds with the guy and unleash a thrashing of a lifetime on that guy. Oh and one more thing yank, I don't have a mom...me and my dad share yours.
oh no beeatch. You got BURNED! Haha we share yer mom. yee haw yankee
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Old 2005-08-22
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oh no beeatch. You got BURNED! Haha we share yer mom. yee haw yankee

LOL................
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Old 2005-08-22
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Hey ADMIN....can we get a count on how many different addresses are posting on this thread? I guarantee it is one, maybe two, geeks who have a problem with this DG and are trying to start a C2 Jihad against this guy.
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Old 2005-08-22
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Hey ADMIN....can we get a count on how many different addresses are posting on this thread? I guarantee it is one, maybe two, geeks who have a problem with this DG and are trying to start a C2 Jihad against this guy.
Why are you so concerned with who / how many people are posting on this thread???
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Old 2005-08-22
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DG drinks his own pee
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Old 2005-08-22
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DG drinks his own pee
What are you, eight years old? What's next, you're going to call him a "poopy head"?
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Old 2005-08-23
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What are you, eight years old? What's next, you're going to call him a "poopy head"?
True...hey wimp who is the only one posting against this DG....come out from under your mother skirt....or are you scared?
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Old 2005-08-23
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DG drinks his own pee
LOL I am sorry that is way too funny. Billy Madison was a great flick. Hey now that i think of it DG reminds me of Erik from that movie. Will do anything to get to the top and annoy everyone along his way
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