C2 - DG Haters Please Read On

Originally Posted by Unregistered

Hey "brain"... Just do the math: 400 cars (area) X 100.00 (year to date NET for last fiscal year) X 9% = $43k only on comission. Plus bonuses and base = 90k-100k/year. Was that too hard for you? No wonder you are "out" there "making 5k month base+comission+car"... Everybody keeps saying that, but nobody has the guts to say what companies actually pay that... Guess what? They pay you that much for the first 6 months, then you are back to the same lame comission base pay...

I said EVEN if the area guys made 8 or 9 % .The average guy has just over 300 cars at 5% X 100 net = 18,000 Plus base 40,000 58000 per year.
So to be safe area guys make 60 to 70 k and pay for their car . Enjoy.

Originally Posted by Unregistered

I said EVEN if the area guys made 8 or 9 % .The average guy has just over 300 cars at 5% X 100 net = 18,000 Plus base 40,000 58000 per year.
So to be safe area guys make 60 to 70 k and pay for their car . Enjoy.

You really don't know what you are talking about... 300 cars? That was back in 2003... back when you "quit" for lack of results/performance.

Originally Posted by Unregistered

You really don't know what you are talking about... 300 cars? That was back in 2003... back when you "quit" for lack of results/performance.

Who would quit because of their lack of results/performance???

Another "brain"...

"Quit" = WAS FIRED!

Also anything come out of the printer about XXX is no longer with the company are either "being asked to leave" or "fired"

Do the recruiters get paid for each person they hire???

Originally Posted by Unregistered

Do the recruiters get paid for each person they hire???

yes, i believe it's $1000/employee they hired if i am not mistaken

[FailingEnterpriseAdmin]

Originally Posted by Unregistered

yes, i believe it's $1000/employee they hired if i am not mistaken

Doesn't the employee have to stay for some period before the full bonus is paid? I'll bet these recruiters go to bed every night praying "Please, God, don't let my recruits find out about www.FailingEnterprise.com. I really need the money".

I keep hoping recruiters are going to be the ones pushing back on upper management, begging them to fix the problems at Enterprise so that Failing Enterprise will shut down and they can go back to making money.


I'll bet the lunch room conversations go like this:

Recruiter #1: I got so fucking robbed today on that hot recruit I was interviewing!

Recruiter #2: What happened? Wasn't she like sorority president and really wanted to bleed green?

Recruiter #1: Ya! I thought she was totally in the bag and I couldn't wait for my friends in the branches to start calling me and thanking me for hiring her because she was so fucking hot!

Recruiter #2: Uh, oh, she didn't say the...

Recruiter #1: Fuck! She totally said it. At the end of the second interview, she gets this sort of pained look on her face and I thought she was totally going to try to ask me out or something which would have been excellent because I haven't played hide the salami in like three months and then she says, in this really quiet voice, "Uh, I was looking around on the web to try to find out more about Enterprise..." and I knew right then it was totally over!

Recruiter #2: Oh, man, I got nailed by that twice last month. That fucking guy in San Francisco with his "free speech" web site. What an asshat!

Recruiter #1: Ya, what's up with that guy? I mean, who peed in his corn flakes? So he got fucked over by his branch a few times, does that mean we have to suffer for it?

Recruiter #2: I fucking hate that guy! Yeah, he's from San Francisco, he must be a fag because I heard they're all fags out there!

Recruiter #1: Yeah, but have you every looked at the site? It's pretty goddammed funny! I love the way Enterprise employees keep shitting on the company...


Hey recruiters: I'd love to hear from you. Tell us your stories here.

Admin

Originally Posted by FailingEnterpriseAdmin

Doesn't the employee have to stay for some period before the full bonus is paid? I'll bet these recruiters go to bed every night praying "Please, God, don't let my recruits find out about www.FailingEnterprise.com. I really need the money".

I keep hoping recruiters are going to be the ones pushing back on upper management, begging them to fix the problems at Enterprise so that Failing Enterprise will shut down and they can go back to making money.


I'll bet the lunch room conversations go like this:

Recruiter #1: I got so fucking robbed today on that hot recruit I was interviewing!

Recruiter #2: What happened? Wasn't she like sorority president and really wanted to bleed green?

Recruiter #1: Ya! I thought she was totally in the bag and I couldn't wait for my friends in the branches to start calling me and thanking me for hiring her because she was so fucking hot!

Recruiter #2: Uh, oh, she didn't say the...

Recruiter #1: Fuck! She totally said it. At the end of the second interview, she gets this sort of pained look on her face and I thought she was totally going to try to ask me out or something which would have been excellent because I haven't played hide the salami in like three months and then she says, in this really quiet voice, "Uh, I was looking around on the web to try to find out more about Enterprise..." and I knew right then it was totally over!

Recruiter #2: Oh, man, I got nailed by that twice last month. That fucking guy in San Francisco with his "free speech" web site. What an asshat!

Recruiter #1: Ya, what's up with that guy? I mean, who peed in his corn flakes? So he got fucked over by his branch a few times, does that mean we have to suffer for it?

Recruiter #2: I fucking hate that guy! Yeah, he's from San Francisco, he must be a fag because I heard they're all fags out there!

Recruiter #1: Yeah, but have you every looked at the site? It's pretty goddammed funny! I love the way Enterprise employees keep shitting on the company...


Hey recruiters: I'd love to hear from you. Tell us your stories here.

Admin

That is gold. Pure gold

That was not gold...funny but not gold. Funny would be a conversation between me and Andy Taylor after I inhaled 3 dubes and 2-3 incidents with a bong; you know what a bong is DG?