C2 - DG Haters Please Read On

Originally Posted by Unregistered

That was not gold...funny but not gold. Funny would be a conversation between me and Andy Taylor after I inhaled 3 dubes and 2-3 incidents with a bong; you know what a bong is DG?

I dont think DG smokes the sweet sweet cheeba, but I do think he takes some sort of upper like speed because no one is that happy go lucky especially working for such a shitty company. DG its time to tell us your secret.

Hey fellas welcome to Enterprise. My name is David and I will be tossing your salads today, and if you let me I will even give you a reach around. Now just have a seat here while we get your car from Etobicoke.

Nice christmas trees you have hanging in the branch you fag. Stop being such a suck up and earn your stripes properly.

Originally Posted by Unregistered

Nice christmas trees you have hanging in the branch you fag. Stop being such a suck up and earn your stripes properly.

Haha go back to kindergarten and learn how to associate with people. You are such a big loser and no one likes you. You should have stuck with your teaching job, cause at least that way people have to listen to what you say. Plus that is how you got your wife. haha

Screw your DG. You are a nerd

Originally Posted by FailingEnterpriseAdmin

Doesn't the employee have to stay for some period before the full bonus is paid? I'll bet these recruiters go to bed every night praying "Please, God, don't let my recruits find out about www.FailingEnterprise.com. I really need the money".

I keep hoping recruiters are going to be the ones pushing back on upper management, begging them to fix the problems at Enterprise so that Failing Enterprise will shut down and they can go back to making money.


I'll bet the lunch room conversations go like this:

Recruiter #1: I got so fucking robbed today on that hot recruit I was interviewing!

Recruiter #2: What happened? Wasn't she like sorority president and really wanted to bleed green?

Recruiter #1: Ya! I thought she was totally in the bag and I couldn't wait for my friends in the branches to start calling me and thanking me for hiring her because she was so fucking hot!

Recruiter #2: Uh, oh, she didn't say the...

Recruiter #1: Fuck! She totally said it. At the end of the second interview, she gets this sort of pained look on her face and I thought she was totally going to try to ask me out or something which would have been excellent because I haven't played hide the salami in like three months and then she says, in this really quiet voice, "Uh, I was looking around on the web to try to find out more about Enterprise..." and I knew right then it was totally over!

Recruiter #2: Oh, man, I got nailed by that twice last month. That fucking guy in San Francisco with his "free speech" web site. What an asshat!

Recruiter #1: Ya, what's up with that guy? I mean, who peed in his corn flakes? So he got fucked over by his branch a few times, does that mean we have to suffer for it?

Recruiter #2: I fucking hate that guy! Yeah, he's from San Francisco, he must be a fag because I heard they're all fags out there!

Recruiter #1: Yeah, but have you every looked at the site? It's pretty goddammed funny! I love the way Enterprise employees keep shitting on the company...


Hey recruiters: I'd love to hear from you. Tell us your stories here.

Admin

I just "eraculated" all over myself with my giant "eraction".

Atta Boy Dg Way To See The Light. I Would Have Never Thought You Would Call It Quits!! You Just Moved Up The Ranks From Absolute Looser To A Nerd. Good Job

Originally Posted by Unregistered12

Atta Boy Dg Way To See The Light. I Would Have Never Thought You Would Call It Quits!! You Just Moved Up The Ranks From Absolute Looser To A Nerd. Good Job

DG quit? That is the last person I thought would ever quit....what was the reason?

Originally Posted by ARTY BEADOWS

DG quit? That is the last person I thought would ever quit....what was the reason?

No idea. Came over the printer the other week. Guess he could not handle the pressure. The guy's branch performance was weak. Fleet depleted, lost several employees. He probably figured that his days of moving up the ranks are over.

Originally Posted by Pat Sejak

No idea. Came over the printer the other week. Guess he could not handle the pressure. The guy's branch performance was weak. Fleet depleted, lost several employees. He probably figured that his days of moving up the ranks are over.

many people also figured out they wont get past level 2 BM spot, might as well pack up and start over again outside of ERAC