 bend over!!!
When I left I really screwed that place. Below is a list of my antics.
About two months before I quit, I knew the breaking point was near. So I would “accidentally” took the gas card home numerous times to fill my personal vehicle. Oops! I figure I used that card at least 12 times before I left.
I would also rent cars to my buddies at IPC/OP shattering rates; a Cadillac for $20. By the way, that would be for the ENTIRE rental!!! That’s just one example of many.
Or I would have a customer with an enormous CDW bill come in. Just to be a good guy, I’d write it all off. After all, I wanted to boost ESQi. That last remark was dripping with sarcasm. In reality, it probably did help. Just here to please!
So after my present job hired me, I walked. My area manager was like “Are you at least going to give us two weeks? It is the decent thing to do.” I laughed my ass off. Imagine that! An asshole who routinely screwed me and my co-workers (let’s not forget about the chumps, er, I mean the public) lecturing me about decency. That’s what’s known as being stunningly and embarrassingly full of shit.
They wanted to have an exit interview. That caused another belly laugh. “Are you fuckin’ serious,” was what I asked, after I regained some control from my fit of amusement. I told him to get bent. Why would I waste time and breath telling them shit he already knew? He said it was so they could {snicker} learn from their mistakes. Enterprise is famous for offering non-solutions, designed to impress only simpletons.
And with that, my lovely ERAC experience came to a close.  | 
2006-02-24 
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