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Old 2006-10-28
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We have to put up with your crap and shitty service. The least you should give us is ok night out.....Cheaaaaaaap!
The only fucking crap I have to put up with is this:
1) I don't care if you fucking authorized a rental-NO DEPOSIT, NO RENTAL; try
renting from Discount...woops, sorry, no CREDIT CARD NO RENTAL.

2) "Shop Pays After Lsst Day"; yeah right; try weaseling a dollar from Carstar
or Imperial; BANG THE CREDIT CARD mo fo.

3) You have $900 to spend on a rental; you cheap Mother Fuckers; spend
some of that profit you scammers make.

I am going back to my booze and smokes.
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The only fucking crap I have to put up with is this:
1) I don't care if you fucking authorized a rental-NO DEPOSIT, NO RENTAL; try
renting from Discount...woops, sorry, no CREDIT CARD NO RENTAL.

2) "Shop Pays After Lsst Day"; yeah right; try weaseling a dollar from Carstar
or Imperial; BANG THE CREDIT CARD mo fo.

3) You have $900 to spend on a rental; you cheap Mother Fuckers; spend
some of that profit you scammers make.

I am going back to my booze and smokes.
After you are done your smoke and booze, make sure my car is clean you fucking rental monkey. You'll do what I say and I will pay you what I want, beeeaaatttccccchhh
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Old 2006-10-29
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After you are done your smoke and booze, make sure my car is clean you fucking rental monkey. You'll do what I say and I will pay you what I want, beeeaaatttccccchhh
Actually, I will see what you say; whatever you pay, your customer will pay the difference via his/her credit card; I will tell your customer that your adjuster will not pay the full amount " for some unknown reason; your best bet is to call the claims manager and they may be able to help you"; your customer will be pissed as hell at you, your claims manager will be even more angry at you and I will laugh in your face...what do you think of that.....
beeeaaatttccchhh......no one, and I mean no one.....fucks with greatness.
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Actually, I will see what you say; whatever you pay, your customer will pay the difference via his/her credit card; I will tell your customer that your adjuster will not pay the full amount " for some unknown reason; your best bet is to call the claims manager and they may be able to help you"; your customer will be pissed as hell at you, your claims manager will be even more angry at you and I will laugh in your face...what do you think of that.....
beeeaaatttccchhh......no one, and I mean no one.....fucks with greatness.
Sure you will. One call to Alex and it will be fixed!
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Old 2006-10-30
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Sure you will. One call to Alex and it will be fixed!
Yeah right.......you will be making about 15 calls to him after what I did today.......oh yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!! Take that to the bank cracker jack.....and see what you can do about my insurance premiums.....I drive an 88 Corsica...I want full coverage and OEF27 and LOU and everything else...what can you do for me?
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Old 2006-10-31
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Yeah right.......you will be making about 15 calls to him after what I did today.......oh yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!! Take that to the bank cracker jack.....and see what you can do about my insurance premiums.....I drive an 88 Corsica...I want full coverage and OEF27 and LOU and everything else...what can you do for me?
For some reason I think you are full of crap. Now quit wasting time and get my car cleaned.
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For some reason I think you are full of crap. Now quit wasting time and get my car cleaned.
Your job is worse than ours. we get shit on everyday for a slave's wage but at least we get a car to take home. You're paid the same to work in a sweaty call centre and listen to death threats from dirtbag clients and then once the bell rings at 5:00 you take the long bus ride home, stuffed in there like sardines and surrounded by people who havn't bathed in weeks.

The worst branches were in south or central scarborough. Everyone was named Muhammed and they all drove 88 Civics. No one had a credit card and they were super pissed when you gave them an Accent or Rio. Fuck I'm glad I don't work for Ecrap anymore.
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Your job is worse than ours. we get shit on everyday for a slave's wage but at least we get a car to take home. You're paid the same to work in a sweaty call centre and listen to death threats from dirtbag clients and then once the bell rings at 5:00 you take the long bus ride home, stuffed in there like sardines and surrounded by people who havn't bathed in weeks.

The worst branches were in south or central scarborough. Everyone was named Muhammed and they all drove 88 Civics. No one had a credit card and they were super pissed when you gave them an Accent or Rio. Fuck I'm glad I don't work for Ecrap anymore.
Sure you don't work there anymore. You forgot to vaccuum the trunk. I demand a free rental, and I'll get it!!!! The other thing we all joke about is how everyone at ECARS has the term Management in their job title. You guys could MANAGE your way out a wet paper bag!!!!!!!!!
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Sure you don't work there anymore. You forgot to vaccuum the trunk. I demand a free rental, and I'll get it!!!! The other thing we all joke about is how everyone at ECARS has the term Management in their job title. You guys could MANAGE your way out a wet paper bag!!!!!!!!!
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You guys could MANAGE your way out a wet paper bag!!!!!!!!!
you are correct. We can Manage our way out of a wet paper bag. you're an insurance adjuster - blow your brains out now because its all downhill from here.
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You guys could MANAGE your way out a wet paper bag!!!!!!!!!
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you are correct. We can Manage our way out of a wet paper bag. you're an insurance adjuster - blow your brains out now because its all downhill from here.
Did you work at the Gap before your ECARS job? I am sure it is the greatest job around!!!!!!!!!!
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