HOLIDAY PARTY SMUT

Originally Posted by Unregistered

Sounds like you are upset because no one is sleeping with you in your new company........and good luck in your pharmaceutical job......

Yeah right, keep selling the dream. As if going out to a bar and telling someone that you worked at ECRAP will actually get you a girl. Ever try telling a girl where you work? Watch how they roll their eyes as you start to tell them how much money you will be making in 3 years....everyone but an employee at Enterprise knows better...Give your head a shake. Notice that area managers are always trying to hit on their MTs?? Because fat fuckers like you (yes you are an area manager = fat bastard) cannot get a girl outside of the cult called Enterprise. REally, you cannot. And to say good luck at your "pharmaceutical job"?? What a joke. Ohhhhh...it must be so horrible working in the field of medicine...Ohhhh much better renting cars....Yeah right. Think about it. Name your area manager. 10 years ago, if he could have started a job at IBM when he graduted College/university....would he have taken it? Would you choose to rent cars over a job at IBM, Royal Bank, Telus? Really. Why are they there? Becuase honestly, they couldn't get a real job elsewhere. I am sure that whoever that above writer was must be far better off than cleaning a car and sucking customer and upper management cock (which is the only way to move up in that company). P.S. How do your knees feel? Must be painful after going down on Tom Parker all this time......

Originally Posted by Unregistered

Yeah right, keep selling the dream. As if going out to a bar and telling someone that you worked at ECRAP will actually get you a girl. Ever try telling a girl where you work? Watch how they roll their eyes as you start to tell them how much money you will be making in 3 years....everyone but an employee at Enterprise knows better...Give your head a shake. Notice that area managers are always trying to hit on their MTs?? Because fat fuckers like you (yes you are an area manager = fat bastard) cannot get a girl outside of the cult called Enterprise. REally, you cannot. And to say good luck at your "pharmaceutical job"?? What a joke. Ohhhhh...it must be so horrible working in the field of medicine...Ohhhh much better renting cars....Yeah right. Think about it. Name your area manager. 10 years ago, if he could have started a job at IBM when he graduted College/university....would he have taken it? Would you choose to rent cars over a job at IBM, Royal Bank, Telus? Really. Why are they there? Becuase honestly, they couldn't get a real job elsewhere. I am sure that whoever that above writer was must be far better off than cleaning a car and sucking customer and upper management cock (which is the only way to move up in that company). P.S. How do your knees feel? Must be painful after going down on Tom Parker all this time......

Like I said....no one at your new job is sleeping with you........and you are upset about that.

Originally Posted by Unregistered

Like I said....no one at your new job is sleeping with you........and you are upset about that.

you mean to say you have plenty of talent to choose from.?!
Did you see the selection at the holiday party?

[Kantankerous]

Heard BRM from Durham went home with ARM question is which one?

Leave the poor girl alone........

[Kantankerous]

Rumour has it that Cuppy is the new enterprise rent-a-ho!

This is really helping your cause ?????.

[Robert]

Originally Posted by Take that ERAC!

This is really helping your cause ?????.

They are indeed a big asset, it is good to expose ERAC when possible.

Holiday party is only 1 month away - who is going to bang who? I am looking at a hot new trainee.

Originally Posted by Unregistered

Like I said....no one at your new job is sleeping with you........and you are upset about that.

Since when is fucking an e-chimp considered an accomplishment? You're are absolutely right by stating he is upset. What a fucking joke! You must actually believe fucking another e-chimp is a notch on the belt, LOL!