i work for enterprise!

I work for Enterprise. *** I think you are ready for this now..enjoy

I have advanced degrees in Accounting, Public Relations, Marketing, Business,

Computer Science, Civil Engineering, Auto Propulsion, and Swahili.

Of course, I have the reservation that you booked six years ago even though you

don't have the confirmation number and you think that it was under a name that

starts with an "X".

It's not a problem for me to give you a 12 passenger, non-smoking, convertible

hatchback, sports car with six doors. All front row seating, and yes, I can

install a turbocharger. I know it is my fault that we don't have one with

purple leather seats.

I work for Enterprise. I am expected to speak all languages. It is obvious to

me that when you booked your reservation for Friday that you really meant

Saturday. My company has entrusted me with all financial information and

decisions and yes, I can tell you why your bill from March of 1987 contained a

$2.00 gas charge because obviously you never pay for gas charges.

I work for Enterprise. I understand that I am beneath you and anything you say

surely was passed down from The Almighty Himself. And I understand that you are

far too busy to stop for 2 seconds so I can print your receipt. And of course I

will fax it to you while you try to sputter your fax number as you jump onto

the shuttle. And if you give me the wrong number and don't get it right away, I

apologize, I should have know the number by heart.

I understand that McGulicutty's Widget Manufacturing is a vast empire that will

make or break our company. Yes, I am lying to you when I say we have no more

cars available. It is not a problem for me to quickly assemble several more

cars. This time I will not forget the purple leather seats.

I work for Enterprise. I am quite capable of checking three contracts in, two

contracts out, taking 5 reservations, answering fifteen incoming calls and

changing the oil in that blue Camry, all at the same time.

I always know where to find the best vegetarian-Kosher-Mongolian barbeque

restaurants. I know exactly what to see and do in this Denver in fifteen

minutes without spending any money. I take personal blame for airline food,

traffic jams, dirty hotel rooms and the National Economy. I understand that

your bad day or your accident, or broken down car are entirely my fault. I

realize that you meant to book your reservation here. People often confuse us

with the "Turkeylurkey Dogsled Rental of the Northern Artic Circle." Of course

I can "fit you in" and yes, you may have the special one dollar rate because you

are affiliated with the Hoboken Accounting and Bagel Club.

I am expected to smile, empathize, sypathize, console, upsell, downsell (and of

course, know when to do which), perform, sing, dance, and fix the printer.

I work for Enterprise.

and you know what......i actually like it, so anyone who has a problem with it, you know where the door is!

[enterprise denial]

You are a fucking idiot. I don't care if your "too long" post is sarcastic or real, either way you suck. Why do you like working your ass of for nothing???? Or are you getting something out of it, like " a learning experience"???? If so, then keep it asshole. You need help, and a lot of it. You could be ready for KFC or maybe even DQ for a promotion to ass-licker. One great thing is that real people always see through this kind of ass munching, and they will never give you business. They also control most of the worlds most powerful corporations, and don't want to deal with low level shit like you.
YOU ARE THE CORN IN MY POO.
Good luck in your crappy suit with white socks. How's the SPAM diet and lunches out doing for the gut? (wow lunches out are unheard of in other jobs- no one ever eats out ever, and the only people at restaurants are rich ERAC people, who all eat fresh whale sperm from Japan and cow testes from Surrey.
They are all the best and richest people ever, and just know everything about sales- yah the 9.00$ is bigtime sales. WOW!
Most jobs give a real expense account to people. None of this Milestones shit. Yay, lets eat some Hot Dogs, and maybe we can get Tim n a Bun. How about some beers so we can get wasted? Yah dude, let's get fucked like we're 13 again, because we are still 13 inside, and are all virgins. Bring on the cold sores.!!!!!!!

did it ever occur to you that it wasnt a male who originally posted this?(hint?hint?)you can hide behing your computer and bash enterprise, but you are a fucking suck up when you get up in the morning, jack off to get some hair gel, tie your little tie, and look in the mirror and say " man im a fucking loser! all i do is bash my job and i hate it, but im just not qualified to work at mcdonalds yet". i know people like you, this company is filled with them. you act like you love your job, you grill and think that puts you at a level where you can hate your job and still put up with it!"who cares about anything else because i hate my job, im such a loser, even jacklyn said no to a date" you need to get the fuck out of here because its people like you that are in my way. you think you hate your job now, wait till you get in the real world and you realize that not all companies pay for you to go to staff functions, provide food and drinks and then put you up in a hotel room so you would be safe. you are a fucking moron and i can tell you it was not a guy who wrote this, but they do have bigger balls then you , you fucking pussy!

Originally Posted by Unregisteredbabe

did it ever occur to you that it wasnt a male who originally posted this?(hint?hint?)you can hide behing your computer and bash enterprise, but you are a fucking suck up when you get up in the morning, jack off to get some hair gel, tie your little tie, and look in the mirror and say " man im a fucking loser! all i do is bash my job and i hate it, but im just not qualified to work at mcdonalds yet". i know people like you, this company is filled with them. you act like you love your job, you grill and think that puts you at a level where you can hate your job and still put up with it!"who cares about anything else because i hate my job, im such a loser, even jacklyn said no to a date" you need to get the fuck out of here because its people like you that are in my way. you think you hate your job now, wait till you get in the real world and you realize that not all companies pay for you to go to staff functions, provide food and drinks and then put you up in a hotel room so you would be safe. you are a fucking moron and i can tell you it was not a guy who wrote this, but they do have bigger balls then you , you fucking pussy!

What a fucking joke! This company licks my nuts. There are a few solid people (Fulcher, Souter, Hintzman, Schasny, etc), but a lot of life-time losers. Get out while you can!! This group is a sinking ship.