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Old 2007-10-12
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Default Garner & Timmy ur not speaking anymore!

Where are you two clowns? Have you finally succumbed to each others advances? Failing Enterprise is a more amusing place when you two idiots are posting drivel!
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Old 2007-10-12
Tim O' Tei Tim O' Tei is offline
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Kettle, pot.
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Where are you two clowns? Have you finally succumbed to each others advances? Failing Enterprise is a more amusing place when you two idiots are posting drivel!
Fuck off, loser !!! Get a proper job that you can honestly say you are happy in, rather than selling DW to some 80 year old saga customer. That is of course if you still have the saga contract? Or have you fucked it up like you did mondial !!!!
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Old 2007-10-14
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Fuck off, loser !!! Get a proper job that you can honestly say you are happy in, rather than selling DW to some 80 year old saga customer. That is of course if you still have the saga contract? Or have you fucked it up like you did mondial !!!!
What kind of job do you suggest Paul? I wish I was able to work in Belmarsh too. All those lifers, no pussy but plenty of your sweet arse garner to go around. You especially enjoy those cosy moments away from your wife, where the soap is dropped a lot of the time. Make sure you strap up before you slap it up! Wouldn't want to take something nasty home to your wife like I did! Yeah sorry about that! Mondial is a contract that we still have dickhead, and the contract is as strong as ever. Funny that you ask "have you fucked it up?" That was your doing when you and me worked at U127. You not being a very good manager helped us to lose that contract. Plus, when you were so called marketing, I was round your hose, looking after your missus. How is my son? Now you fuck off prick.
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Old 2007-10-15
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What kind of job do you suggest Paul? I wish I was able to work in Belmarsh too. All those lifers, no pussy but plenty of your sweet arse garner to go around. You especially enjoy those cosy moments away from your wife, where the soap is dropped a lot of the time. Make sure you strap up before you slap it up! Wouldn't want to take something nasty home to your wife like I did! Yeah sorry about that! Mondial is a contract that we still have dickhead, and the contract is as strong as ever. Funny that you ask "have you fucked it up?" That was your doing when you and me worked at U127. You not being a very good manager helped us to lose that contract. Plus, when you were so called marketing, I was round your hose, looking after your missus. How is my son? Now you fuck off prick.
He he, you can tell by the fact that this was written so close to midnight on a sumnday, that the idiot could not get to sleep because he was pannicking about looking after 10 customers with only 2 corsa's.

Not doubt Garner was sound asleep, as was I. I know what Paul does for a living, and it is not working at a Priosn, me thinks you need to get your facts right.
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He he, you can tell by the fact that this was written so close to midnight on a sumnday, that the idiot could not get to sleep because he was pannicking about looking after 10 customers with only 2 corsa's.

Not doubt Garner was sound asleep, as was I. I know what Paul does for a living, and it is not working at a Priosn, me thinks you need to get your facts right.
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Old 2007-10-15
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He he, you can tell by the fact that this was written so close to midnight on a sumnday, that the idiot could not get to sleep because he was pannicking about looking after 10 customers with only 2 corsa's.

Not doubt Garner was sound asleep, as was I. I know what Paul does for a living, and it is not working at a Priosn, me thinks you need to get your facts right.
oh sorry, I stand corrected. This is his hobby!
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Tim O' Tei Tim O' Tei is offline
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How is my son?
I'm guessing retarded.
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Old 2007-10-16
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What kind of job do you suggest Paul? I wish I was able to work in Belmarsh too. All those lifers, no pussy but plenty of your sweet arse garner to go around. You especially enjoy those cosy moments away from your wife, where the soap is dropped a lot of the time. Make sure you strap up before you slap it up! Wouldn't want to take something nasty home to your wife like I did! Yeah sorry about that! Mondial is a contract that we still have dickhead, and the contract is as strong as ever. Funny that you ask "have you fucked it up?" That was your doing when you and me worked at U127. You not being a very good manager helped us to lose that contract. Plus, when you were so called marketing, I was round your hose, looking after your missus. How is my son? Now you fuck off prick.
you sound like a very angry young man, then i suppose having your life eaten by such a shite way to make a living when you should be enjoying life in your 20's is quite frustrating.

now run along and pick that customer up, and make sure you build rapport with them on the way back, you really need to make that sale!, lets hope its a frail saga customer, easily intimiated into taking cdw.
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Old 2007-10-16
Clean that car, bi#ch Clean that car, bi#ch is offline
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all those angry replies - it's basic denial - hate the erac job, but don't want to admit that to yourself or anyone else that it sucks, so it's defence all the way!
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