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Old 2006-02-17
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Default Re: Please give generously to the U199 heating fund...

Men in the UK generally try to avoid cultivating breasts with large protruding nipples.

Therefore we don`t need to wear vests to cover them up.There are exceptions to the rule of course.

I blame the "super-size" US culture prevalent in the US

.Another possibility is that the guys you send over here tend to be either ladyboy types or ex-football playing steroid abusers whose hormones have been sent haywire.
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The point is to protect other people from having to look at your nipples through a threadbare dress shirt. None of the guys I work with go without, everyone wears an undershirt or t-shirt under their shirt.
Symptomatic of ERAC.

Noone wants to pay for a decent shirt because it will get ruined cleaning cars, so they buy a cheap, thin shirt which is more or less transparent.

Nice!
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Whats ya point Timmy u moaning now cause you cant afford a decent shirt? Get a grip son Myself, I prefer Thomas Pink which come in great colours and styles
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Default Re: Please give generously to the U199 heating fund...

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Originally Posted by Les Beansho
Men in the UK generally try to avoid cultivating breasts with large protruding nipples.

Therefore we don`t need to wear vests to cover them up.There are exceptions to the rule of course.

I blame the "super-size" US culture prevalent in the US

.Another possibility is that the guys you send over here tend to be either ladyboy types or ex-football playing steroid abusers whose hormones have been sent haywire.
Ha ha, that's funny. However, no matter how thin the man, if his nipples are darker than the surrounding skin (most men) they will show through a thin dress shirt.

Yes, we do have a problem here in the u.s. in needing everything in excess, including food. ladyboy types, I love that, I'm going to have to use it. Well the steroids do have a side-effect of "bitch tit" as it's pleasantly referred to here in the u.s. Thanks for the smile.
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Default Re: Please give generously to the U199 heating fund...

How on earth has this thread gone from U199's heating getting cut off to mens nipples??
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How on earth has this thread gone from U199's heating getting cut off to mens nipples??
because that's where my mind is at the moment. okay, to keep you happy... The heating bills in u199 will be reduced if more hot men would remove their shirts in the presence of women...

there's your transition back to heating costs...I apologize for the indescretion... carry on...
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because that's where my mind is at the moment. okay, to keep you happy... The heating bills in u199 will be reduced if more hot men would remove their shirts in the presence of women...

there's your transition back to heating costs...I apologize for the indescretion... carry on...
Thats a very good idea to reduce the heating bill. I'm sure Ferzana wouldn't mind if Chris Adams took his shirt and vest top off!
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Whats ya point Timmy u moaning now cause you cant afford a decent shirt? Get a grip son Myself, I prefer Thomas Pink which come in great colours and styles
Fully agree Thomas Pink make a ovely shirt, however only an idiot would wear them to enterprise as you will fuck them up washing cars, expecially on retail fridays.
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Thats a very good idea to reduce the heating bill. I'm sure Ferzana wouldn't mind if Chris Adams took his shirt and vest top off!
Ferzana doesn't even know what day of the week it is. Let alone having an opinion about men taking shirts off.
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Whats ya point Timmy u moaning now cause you cant afford a decent shirt? Get a grip son Myself, I prefer Thomas Pink which come in great colours and styles
Actually I was talking about the typical ERAC drone. If you work at ERAC please don't lie about what you wear to work - I have never seen such a poorly attired company - including the Group, City and Area Managers. I can think of one ERAC ARM who has his initials stitched onto his cuffs. Unfortunately the shirt has seen better days and is black and frayed around the edges. Way to live the dream.

Thomas Pink is indeed a nice shop but personally I prefer Charles Tyrwhitt just a couple of doors down on Jermyn Street.
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