Fantastic Job

[Curtis E. Carr]

Did you go to university so you didn't have to do jobs such as Taxi Driver, Janitor, Valeter, Call Centre Worker or Bailiff? Scared that your investment in your education may prove to be a waste and you might end up in one of these scummy jobs?

Then why not join Enterprise and combine all of these into one awful job?
What's more, you'll receive fabulous benefits like an hourly wage lower than any of the people doing these jobs and you'll no longer have to be bored by having lots of free time.

So what are you waiting for? Apply now, there are always vacancies as it's such an amazing job.

[One The Way]

Sounds fun! Is a criminal record an advantage?

[Robert]

Originally Posted by Curtis E. Carr

Did you go to university so you didn't have to do jobs such as Taxi Driver, Janitor, Valeter, Call Centre Worker or Bailiff? Scared that your investment in your education may prove to be a waste and you might end up in one of these scummy jobs?

Then why not join Enterprise and combine all of these into one awful job?
What's more, you'll receive fabulous benefits like an hourly wage lower than any of the people doing these jobs and you'll no longer have to be bored by having lots of free time.

So what are you waiting for? Apply now, there are always vacancies as it's such an amazing job.

What about restroom valet? (as it is called in Las Vegas)

[freeatlast]

I only want this job if I can room with 3 other fellow employees and lie about how much money I make.