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Old 2008-04-24
Curtis E. Carr Curtis E. Carr is offline
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Default Fantastic Job

Did you go to university so you didn't have to do jobs such as Taxi Driver, Janitor, Valeter, Call Centre Worker or Bailiff? Scared that your investment in your education may prove to be a waste and you might end up in one of these scummy jobs?

Then why not join Enterprise and combine all of these into one awful job?
What's more, you'll receive fabulous benefits like an hourly wage lower than any of the people doing these jobs and you'll no longer have to be bored by having lots of free time.

So what are you waiting for? Apply now, there are always vacancies as it's such an amazing job.
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Old 2008-04-24
One The Way One The Way is offline
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Sounds fun! Is a criminal record an advantage?
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Old 2008-04-24
Robert Robert is offline
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Default Re: Fantastic Job

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Originally Posted by Curtis E. Carr View Post
Did you go to university so you didn't have to do jobs such as Taxi Driver, Janitor, Valeter, Call Centre Worker or Bailiff? Scared that your investment in your education may prove to be a waste and you might end up in one of these scummy jobs?

Then why not join Enterprise and combine all of these into one awful job?
What's more, you'll receive fabulous benefits like an hourly wage lower than any of the people doing these jobs and you'll no longer have to be bored by having lots of free time.

So what are you waiting for? Apply now, there are always vacancies as it's such an amazing job.
What about restroom valet? (as it is called in Las Vegas)
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Old 2008-04-24
freeatlast freeatlast is offline
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Default Re: Fantastic Job

I only want this job if I can room with 3 other fellow employees and lie about how much money I make.
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