Enterprise Rent-A-Wreck

Ive just been to the toilet and had a Sh** and it it reminded me of when i worked at Enterprise.
Ive never worked at a place that was so full of the most annoying false idiotic tossers in my life.
Voted by the Times as being in the top 100 companies to work for, i wonder how much erac paid them to say that or who shagged who. probably sent Richard Chew with that fucking annoying voice. now then now then. some fucker will give him now then one day.
I pissed myself laughing when at my branch one day he had told a new start car prep that he would get paid before xmas and various other things.
me and the car prep got back from a delivery, he went into the office with Richard Chew and after a few minutes he had got Chew round the neck up by the window with chew screaming put me down in that annoying voice.
it wasnt long before chews sidekick GD came running in to comfort Chew.
I left in 2006 and ever since then my life has been so much better and my bank balance.
The fucking Tweenies could run a better branch.
No more working with backstabbers
No more blame culture
No more Crap wages
No more false promises
No more listening to utter bullshit
No more feeling like shit at the weekend well if you can call it a weekend
No more mental hours working with mental people
No more Richard Chew thank fuck
No more Bozz eyed PDF.
No more petty moans
No more people talking down to you like youve just left school
No more Admin days.
No more complete and utter bollocks
No more being told to rent cars that were fucked.
No more listening to customers moan there nackers off
No more Enterprise.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!

Originally Posted by Unregistered

Ive just been to the toilet and had a Sh** and it it reminded me of when i worked at Enterprise.
Ive never worked at a place that was so full of the most annoying false idiotic tossers in my life.
Voted by the Times as being in the top 100 companies to work for, i wonder how much erac paid them to say that or who shagged who. probably sent Richard Chew with that fucking annoying voice. now then now then. some fucker will give him now then one day.
I pissed myself laughing when at my branch one day he had told a new start car prep that he would get paid before xmas and various other things.
me and the car prep got back from a delivery, he went into the office with Richard Chew and after a few minutes he had got Chew round the neck up by the window with chew screaming put me down in that annoying voice.
it wasnt long before chews sidekick GD came running in to comfort Chew.
I left in 2006 and ever since then my life has been so much better and my bank balance.
The fucking Tweenies could run a better branch.
No more working with backstabbers
No more blame culture
No more Crap wages
No more false promises
No more listening to utter bullshit
No more feeling like shit at the weekend well if you can call it a weekend
No more mental hours working with mental people
No more Richard Chew thank fuck
No more Bozz eyed PDF.
No more petty moans
No more people talking down to you like youve just left school
No more Admin days.
No more complete and utter bollocks
No more being told to rent cars that were fucked.
No more listening to customers moan there nackers off
No more Enterprise.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!

was GD sleeping with chew?

[Tim O' Tei]

When was the last time it was in the top ten?

Unless it was in the last 2 years the last time I know of was in the late 80's just after it had started and they had 8 branches in the UK.

Originally Posted by Unregistered

Ive just been to the toilet and had a Sh** and it it reminded me of when i worked at Enterprise.
Ive never worked at a place that was so full of the most annoying false idiotic tossers in my life.
Voted by the Times as being in the top 100 companies to work for, i wonder how much erac paid them to say that or who shagged who. probably sent Richard Chew with that fucking annoying voice. now then now then. some fucker will give him now then one day.
I pissed myself laughing when at my branch one day he had told a new start car prep that he would get paid before xmas and various other things.
me and the car prep got back from a delivery, he went into the office with Richard Chew and after a few minutes he had got Chew round the neck up by the window with chew screaming put me down in that annoying voice.
it wasnt long before chews sidekick GD came running in to comfort Chew.
I left in 2006 and ever since then my life has been so much better and my bank balance.
The fucking Tweenies could run a better branch.
No more working with backstabbers
No more blame culture
No more Crap wages
No more false promises
No more listening to utter bullshit
No more feeling like shit at the weekend well if you can call it a weekend
No more mental hours working with mental people
No more Richard Chew thank fuck
No more Bozz eyed PDF.
No more petty moans
No more people talking down to you like youve just left school
No more Admin days.
No more complete and utter bollocks
No more being told to rent cars that were fucked.
No more listening to customers moan there nackers off
No more Enterprise.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!

Nice essay. If you are good at your job, and get promoted to manager you can earn a lot of money at erac. As a good manager, you should rarely work passed 6pm and make sure u and your staff flex. Next time u have a sh1t at work, think about your crap job and try and put a price on going to orlando for 5days

Originally Posted by Unregistered

Nice essay. If you are good at your job, and get promoted to manager you can earn a lot of money at erac. As a good manager, you should rarely work passed 6pm and make sure u and your staff flex. Next time u have a sh1t at work, think about your crap job and try and put a price on going to orlando for 5days

orlando is WANK, an 8 hour economy flight, then being forced to room share with someone you dontknow / barely know before enduring three days of brainwashing...all softend up with piss weak american bud (3%abv for fuck sake)...all of this under the watchfull eye of the company and the repeated threats to behave.

yeah, the first time you go its novel, after this its an absolute fucking ball ache.