Matthew Ellis Assistant Manager U751

[Foojitive]

This is hilarious. ERAC really is another world isn't it?! It's great to see these little excerpts of life behind the green curtain now I've discovered the joys of the outside world...keep em coming!

[Tim O' Tei]

Originally Posted by makelikeadonkeysdick

This is what is commonly known as an 'ohnomoment' - that split second when you realise you have made some really stupid mistake, like hitting 'reply all' and sending an email that is undoubtedly going to make all your colleagues in the UK (and thanks to failingenterprise, the rest of the world) think that you are, in fact, a complete tosser.

Nice work matthew, hope your promotion works out for you.....

The thing is he probably thought "This will impress the bosses. I'm showing I'm really keen. Lookatmelookatmelookatme."

Everyone in the group when they read this must have had a "D'oh" moment...

[Les Beansho]

"I can however vouch that this customer has been spoken to at 15:28 by numerous members of staff- please sort this audit out!!!"

Slightly confused as to why numerous members of staff spoke to the customer at 1528.

Are Erac now conference calling unsuspecting customers when calling to arrange pickups or was it some kind of orgyesque,tag team scenario?

The mind boggles

[Hong Kong Fuey]

Hold on a min.........has anyone else missed out on the opportunity of baking a shit load of space cakes for the SC group...............

Just imagine..........


Go on,,,,,,,,,,,,,I know your thinking............................Piss test anyone.....

Be fair - it did give everyone a good laugh. Fully imagine he got area/city managers etc straight on the phone. the reply to all was absolute genius though. Second place award has to go to that guy who sent out an email a few weeks ago to half the country trying to sell his car. As someone is our group put it "have we just turned into ebay or something???"

1991 Metro LX, 2 Owners, Rover warranty ..........

[makelikeadonkeysdick]

Originally Posted by Hong Kong Fuey

Hold on a min.........has anyone else missed out on the opportunity of baking a shit load of space cakes for the SC group...............

Just imagine..........


Go on,,,,,,,,,,,,,I know your thinking............................Piss test anyone.....

Oh believe me, It has been well considered!

Originally Posted by Les Beansho

"I can however vouch that this customer has been spoken to at 15:28 by numerous members of staff- please sort this audit out!!!"

Slightly confused as to why numerous members of staff spoke to the customer at 1528.

Are Erac now conference calling unsuspecting customers when calling to arrange pickups or was it some kind of orgyesque,tag team scenario?

The mind boggles

It appears the call centre got their revenge on Matt Ellis today when they nailed him with a 2 hour RBS audit.
I make that Matt 1 - Call Centre 1.
Which is a bit better than England v Uruguay!

i noticed someone said he done it do look good...trust me he didnt,however he is now fearing for his life and hasnt been seen for days ....but good on him!

Non erratum, hoc observo spatium