Friday Afternoons @ the pub

What a joy to have finished work early to celebrate the weekend... Now im off to the pub to enjoy a few cold beers with my friends, safe in the knowledge that i can drink as much as i want.

Ill never work another Saturday ever.. and that my friends... is such a great feeling

Yep. Being a recruitment agent must be fun.

Originally Posted by Unregisteredfdg

Yep. Being a recruitment agent must be fun.

Or in sales, most salespeople blow off friday afternoons, nothing gets done anyway.

Dear unregisteredfdg,

Did you post your reply at 19.30pm while you were still at the branch, or did you log onto Failing Enterprise as soon as you got home and realised you didnt have any friends, family, or pets waiting to greet you and enjoy the weekend with.

Yours Sincerely

I want you at 95% today

Originally Posted by I want you at 95% today

Dear unregisteredfdg,

Did you post your reply at 19.30pm while you were still at the branch, or did you log onto Failing Enterprise as soon as you got home and realised you didnt have any friends, family, or pets waiting to greet you and enjoy the weekend with.

Yours Sincerely

I want you at 95% today

This is really funny stuff and what is sad about it is the fact it's so very true!
Let's hear it e-chimp, "Welcome to Enterprise, how can I help you"

Originally Posted by Unregistered90210

This is really funny stuff and what is sad about it is the fact it's so very true!
Let's hear it e-chimp, "Welcome to Enterprise, how can I help you"

You forget that some people work at admin. Normal hours, no Sat's. Ah thats fucked your argument homo

Originally Posted by Unregistered12345

You forget that some people work at admin. Normal hours, no Sat's. Ah thats fucked your argument homo

8-6 aren't normal hours you goon! 9-5 are normal hours! Most people don't work at the weekends either. As to you questioning his/her sexuality, you have just shown yourself to be nothing more than a toothless, feckless loser.

Now get it into your tiny brain. Erac is not a great company to work for. Admin Monkeys get paid a pittence, and rightly so!

Originally Posted by Unregistered5tttt

8-6 aren't normal hours you goon! 9-5 are normal hours! Most people don't work at the weekends either. As to you questioning his/her sexuality, you have just shown yourself to be nothing more than a toothless, feckless loser.

Now get it into your tiny brain. Erac is not a great company to work for. Admin Monkeys get paid a pittence, and rightly so!

Oh dear. If you are going to make a comment get all of your facts together!! Admin don't work 8-6, that is retail. So sorry who is the toothless, feckless loser? Yep, sorry, its you. Moneywise, I'd quite agree that a starter package there is somewhat laughable, who can defend some of the peoples wages? But hey, I'm not one of them, I have a pretty solid package, fantastic.

I'm sorry if calling somebody a homo has offended you, it will have taken a lot of courage for you to come out, well done you. Big pat on your back.

Originally Posted by Unregistered12345

I'm sorry if calling somebody a homo has offended you, it will have taken a lot of courage for you to come out, well done you. Big pat on your back.

Dear Homophobic Admin FuckWit......

Why dont you go a bit further and racially abuse people, be sexist, and take the piss out of peoples religions. You come on here representing your company. They must be f**king proud of you.

Just shows you the sort of people that can exceed through the Enterprise ranks. No morals, no Business Compliance skills or tactfullness, no ability to make decisions, any old degree (music, scientology, David Beckham studies... [fk it we dont want intelligent people who will leave us after 6 months.. we want the gimps who will eat green shit])

If you are that scared of Gays it must be because you are insecure about your sexuality.. if you want I will help you decide big boy. If you cant come up with a better putdown than that i suggest you apply for some extra mondial hours to keep you busy because there obviously isnt anything else fulfilling in your life.

Hope you battle successfully against your lifelong depression when you finally wake up and realise the Enterprise dream was a f**king nightmare... but if it makes you happy fair play

Originally Posted by Unregistered12345

You forget that some people work at admin. Normal hours, no Sat's. Ah thats fucked your argument homo

Dont brag about being confined to a building all day while we are outside in the sunshine, stereo's on full blast, ragging the nice new cars, pulling handbrakes, having breaks whenever we want. What do you do? Sit infront of your computer and answer the phone - then for lunch maybe you could go for a walk around the area - if it wasnt so rough you would get shot!