Final Version of Postcard... maybe!

Originally Posted by Unregistered

If someone has these printed in bulk already I'll buy 30 or so. I wouldn't mind paying the postage to send them out to the group I work at. Satellite locations are the best because its more likely that an an MT or carprep will be the only one staffed there to get the mail. It won't be intercepted by a branch manager or area manager. If it gets directly to the MT's word will spread through the E-vine like wildfire. Three fastest forms of communication telephone, television, tell an enterprise employee.


Be even better if these got out to college career fairs, where Enterprise hunts for prey at the most.

I still don't know how some of the management sleeps at night.

If the Admin has already sent out 5,700 (like he claims) what good is sending out 30 more?

Originally Posted by Unregistered

If the Admin has already sent out 5,700 (like he claims) what good is sending out 30 more?

I really not all about vendictive shit. In the end that company trained me right, made me successful each day at my new job, and scored me with a company I otherwise would of not been able to land..

BUT here are fun suggestions:
- Erase ALL reservations
- If you close up, take a shit in the key bag and drop it into the safe.
- Leave raw meat/fish under seats of cars going up for resale (they sit on the lot for weeks)
- After a customer take back, return the car at edge of lot, cut ur necktie and leave it neatly on the seat, leave the keys in the ignition running, lock and go home.
- Do like the situation above but instead leave a peace of dog shit on the seat.
- Pour a gallon of milk all over seat and let them soak in over night
- Take home the wire that connects the contract printer to the computer.
- Gorilla Glue (or any strong glue) the gas caps and twist close them back on.
- During the rush, tell someone you need to take a shit, cut ur neck tie, leave it on the toilet seat, lock the door and go home.
- I quick effect stunt, pour a small amount of water in ALL the keyboards before you leave. Next morning, it will dry up but keyboards are toast.
- Take all the insurance ride tickets from the filed away bin and change them all to have full DW, PAI, SLP, and extend out the dates for a month. Branch Manager's numbers get crushed when they have to correct them later.

Just somethings I've thought up while doing take backs..

Originally Posted by FailingEnterpriseAdmin

OK, it's really getting good. A couple of minor suggestions:

1. At the end of the "Legal Notice", replace the period with an exclamation point. We're proud of this distinction.

2. I realize some people might disagree, but I would put a comma after the word "underpaid" in the addresss header.

3. I'd also capitalize "Overworked", "Underpaid", and "Underappreciated".

4. Since this initial mailing will be to U.S. addresses only, let's remove the U.K. mentions.

5. Change "10,000+" to "13,000+". It's gone up.

6. Please remove the line about Fan Merchandise. That link only goes to a page where I explain why I won't be offering any.

7. Why the space before the exclamation point in "Join The Community !"? If it's needed for aesthetic reasons, then fine.

If you'll fix these minor issues, then I say it's ready to go!

This card is terrific! It's ten times better than I ever imagined it would be or that I could ever create myself. My graphic arts skills are limited (one look at Failing Enterprise will convince you of this) so it's been such a nice division of labor to have an expert do this.

You're the man!

Admin

Jesus Christ Admin!! You're such a freakin' SAUSAGE!!!!! Get a fucking life you scumbag. Watie bitch slapped your ass. Everyone here knows that . . . even your little house bitch Robert. Hope you're ready for ANOTHER domination!!! Let's see, how many times have you gotten rocked online and had to run underground? I think the count is up to 4. Maybe 5. Shit, as many times as you've run off with your tail between your legs, it's hard to keep track.

Originally Posted by Unregistered

If the Admin has already sent out 5,700 (like he claims) what good is sending out 30 more?

You know what's funny? This thread has been up since 12-22-05 and it has a little over 1,800 views. Site Death has been up for a week and it has over 1,900 views.

Armed with these facts, what does that say about what most people are coming here to see? They are coming here to see the Admin get knocked out.

I say sending out more postcards would do more to damage this site than help it. Do you want people coming here (who've never seen Faling E before) and read about the Admin's cat fight with Watie? Or maybe they'd enjoy reading thread about how the Admin is a such and such?

FailingEnterpriseAdmin, the only way you can regain control of this site is to make it so only registered people can post. How can your message be getting across when all people see is how you cannot even control this place? Makes you look very unprofessional and, might I add, a bit of a scatter brain.

Originally Posted by Hard Fact # 2

You know what's funny? This thread has been up since 12-22-05 and it has a little over 1,800 views. Site Death has been up for a week and it has over 1,900 views.

Armed with these facts, what does that say about what most people are coming here to see? They are coming here to see the Admin get knocked out.

I say sending out more postcards would do more to damage this site than help it. Do you want people coming here (who've never seen Faling E before) and read about the Admin's cat fight with Watie? Or maybe they'd enjoy reading thread about how the Admin is a such and such?

FailingEnterpriseAdmin, the only way you can regain control of this site is to make it so only registered people can post. How can your message be getting across when all people see is how you cannot even control this place? Makes you look very unprofessional and, might I add, a bit of a scatter brain.

Is this Robert just trying to cook up a scandal to get more posts?

Admin, did these postcards work? Because, from where I'm sitting, ERAC still hasn't implemented a goddamn thing from this site!! They still don't honor all reservations, still over work their employees and still screw their customers....

Again, what, if anything, did they do?

And how many times did you send them out? You do realize that you are essentially doing a advertising campaign. Shit, to get the kinda responses you want, you'd have to send out your Direct Mailing pieces for 4 to 6 months!!

But, you don't have the money to do that, do ya' Barr Barr?

Get a life.

Originally Posted by These Postcards Suck

Admin, did these postcards work? Because, from where I'm sitting, ERAC still hasn't implemented a goddamn thing from this site!! They still don't honor all reservations, still over work their employees and still screw their customers....

Again, what, if anything, did they do?

And how many times did you send them out? You do realize that you are essentially doing a advertising campaign. Shit, to get the kinda responses you want, you'd have to send out your Direct Mailing pieces for 4 to 6 months!!

But, you don't have the money to do that, do ya' Barr Barr?

Get a life.

Even though what was said here is true, our hearts are with you Admin.

If you need anything, please call. You've got the number....

Originally Posted by Unregistered & Sad

Even though what was said here is true, our hearts are with you Admin.

If you need anything, please call. You've got the number....

SHUT UP ROBERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!

I HATE YOU I HATE YOU ROBERT!!!!

Originally Posted by on eracs tip

SHUT UP ROBERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!

I HATE YOU I HATE YOU ROBERT!!!!

Please, this thread is about how B.arr.y's postcard didn't work. Not about your hate for his gay fuck toy. You do realize that S.tie.fel and Robert are butt chums, right?

You better watch yourself! The Admin will sue you and Rob will challenge you to a foot race!!

Originally Posted by These Postcards Suck

Admin, did these postcards work? Because, from where I'm sitting, ERAC still hasn't implemented a goddamn thing from this site!! They still don't honor all reservations, still over work their employees and still screw their customers....

Again, what, if anything, did they do?

And how many times did you send them out? You do realize that you are essentially doing a advertising campaign. Shit, to get the kinda responses you want, you'd have to send out your Direct Mailing pieces for 4 to 6 months!!

But, you don't have the money to do that, do ya' Barr Barr?

Get a life.

Admin will you comment on this? Why are you so quiet lately?