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Old 2007-08-12
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Default Re: Final Version of Postcard... maybe!

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Francis, why are so against postcards? It's not coming out of your pocket after all (you are too fucking cheap to do something like that anyway). Is it really getting under your skin that people are bashing the shit out of ERAC? You shouldn't stick up for them, they are not sticking up for you, you putz.

Doesn't anyone here think it's a bit sad that one person would spend all that money mailing and producing 5,700-plus Failing Enterprise postcards? Now, I'm not saying they have no impact . . . or, for that matter, that they are working as expected.

But I think it's a little over the top to do it. Soap boxes weren't meant to be stood on for long periods of time.

I do like the site, though....
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Old 2007-08-12
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Doesn't anyone here think it's a bit sad that one person would spend all that money mailing and producing 5,700-plus Failing Enterprise postcards? Now, I'm not saying they have no impact . . . or, for that matter, that they are working as expected.

But I think it's a little over the top to do it. Soap boxes weren't meant to be stood on for long periods of time.

I do like the site, though....
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Old 2007-08-12
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Default Re: Final Version of Postcard... maybe!

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Doesn't anyone here think it's a bit sad that one person would spend all that money mailing and producing 5,700-plus Failing Enterprise postcards? Now, I'm not saying they have no impact . . . or, for that matter, that they are working as expected.

But I think it's a little over the top to do it. Soap boxes weren't meant to be stood on for long periods of time.

I do like the site, though....
The beauty of having money is you can do as you please.
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Old 2007-08-13
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Default Re: Final Version of Postcard... maybe!

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Francis, why are so against postcards? It's not coming out of your pocket after all (you are too fucking cheap to do something like that anyway). Is it really getting under your skin that people are bashing the shit out of ERAC? You shouldn't stick up for them, they are not sticking up for you, you putz.
Who's Francis?
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Old 2007-08-13
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Who's Francis?
Francis had his post deleted, that is why my question doesn't make sense. Francis is the person who lists ?????'s phone number and accuses ????? of a variety of criminal activity. The posts are deleted as soon as ????? logs on.
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Francis had his post deleted, that is why my question doesn't make sense. Francis is the person who lists ?????'s phone number and accuses ????? of a variety of criminal activity. The posts are deleted as soon as ????? logs on.
Oh, that little shit. What an ass! I always wondered who that person was. With a name like Francis, I'd be a bitter bitch too.
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Old 2007-08-15
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Default Re: Final Version of Postcard... maybe!

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Who's Francis?
Originally, the "Francis" references were to "Stripes". Look up the quotes on imdb.com, particularly "Lighten up, Francis".
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Old 2007-08-16
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Default Re: Final Version of Postcard... maybe!

that's awesome. are you thinking about updating it with the fancy new logo??
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Old 2007-08-23
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Default Re: Final Version of Postcard... maybe!

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Here's the final version of the postcard, in PDF format:

http://www.failingenterprise.com/doc...card_FINAL.pdf

You can take it to any print shop and have them print the postcards for you. Feel free to make your own and mail them out.
When are these getting sent out?
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Default Re: Final Version of Postcard... maybe!

If someone has these printed in bulk already I'll buy 30 or so. I wouldn't mind paying the postage to send them out to the group I work at. Satellite locations are the best because its more likely that an an MT or carprep will be the only one staffed there to get the mail. It won't be intercepted by a branch manager or area manager. If it gets directly to the MT's word will spread through the E-vine like wildfire. Three fastest forms of communication telephone, television, tell an enterprise employee.


Be even better if these got out to college career fairs, where Enterprise hunts for prey at the most.

I still don't know how some of the management sleeps at night.
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