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Old 2006-01-12
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Yeah Got A Post Card But It Don't Mean Shit! You All Are Just A Bunch Of Babies Straight Out Of College Who Never Had A Real Job. You Just Could Not Hack It Or Were Not Worthy Of Management More Money On The Table For Me.
That postcard got you here, didn't it? We win.
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After all that, you're still looking for some sort of conspiracy theory that I'm somehow really, secretly, gaining from this in some unknown way?

It's FREE, you idiot! You can come here for free and get the benefits! If you don't like it, don't come here! Have you really worked for Enterprise for so long that you suspect everyone of having a secret motive?

Read the page on the Frequently Asked Questions.
You rock Admin. This is an awesome answer. I think the second paragraph I quoted should be your header on your home page: "it's free, you idiot!" That would generate some traffic for you. =-)
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I'll Be Thinking Of All You Ex Eracers In Orlando When I'm Drunk.jack Asses!!!!ha Ha
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I'll Be Thinking Of All You Ex Eracers In Orlando When I'm Drunk.jack Asses!!!!ha Ha
Welcome to the board...I think.
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I'll Be Thinking Of All You Ex Eracers In Orlando When I'm Drunk.jack Asses!!!!ha Ha
oooooooooooooooh. Orlando. A working vacation- really just a long weekend.

Have fun in your "break out" sessions, talking about "work life balance" and worshipping Andy Taylor The Almighty.

This year, try not to sleep with someone else's spouse.
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I Probably Slept W/ Yours?
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I Probably Slept W/ Yours?
That's what your mom said.
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Old 2006-01-12
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So, you're saying you will NEVER refer to the creation and administration of this site during any future dealings with potential customers?

Or better yet, the buyout you could potentially receive from Enterprise for agreeing to shut up?

It's so funny that the bought ins ALWAYS end up atacking the motives of Admin instead of defending enterprise with their own original thoughts (non enterprise cliches). I've seen this trend over and over. Man, if I had a dollar for every time they had an original thought I would be about $250 in debt.
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It's so funny that the bought ins ALWAYS end up atacking the motives of Admin instead of defending enterprise with their own original thoughts (non enterprise cliches). I've seen this trend over and over. Man, if I had a dollar for every time they had an original thought I would be about $250 in debt.
True that.
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I'll Be Thinking Of All You Ex Eracers In Orlando When I'm Drunk.jack Asses!!!!ha Ha
see you there jackass.
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