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Old 2006-03-01
go away
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next time you want do send me hate mail. send it to my house you coward. nothing better to do. blinds closed all day? internet porn get boring to you. I dare, no I double dog dare you to come to my office, and stand in front of me and say hey Im perfect... prove it you small little fat man. You must be 5 4 little mans syndrome. go rent from avis, they try harder, or hertz exactly. oh sorry doubt you have a credit card they told you to pound sand eh... get back in your chevette and go pick up a hooker in oakland very happy 100k 7 year employee
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Old 2006-03-01
FailingEnterpriseAdmin FailingEnterpriseAdmin is offline
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next time you want do send me hate mail. send it to my house you coward. nothing better to do. blinds closed all day? internet porn get boring to you. I dare, no I double dog dare you to come to my office, and stand in front of me and say hey Im perfect... prove it you small little fat man. You must be 5 4 little mans syndrome. go rent from avis, they try harder, or hertz exactly. oh sorry doubt you have a credit card they told you to pound sand eh... get back in your chevette and go pick up a hooker in oakland very happy 100k 7 year employee
At first I was thinking "Who is this directed to?". But now I'm thinking you got one of our postcards!

It wasn't "hate mail". It was an invitation to visit our site and read what we have to say. At most, it was junk mail, a single postcard sent to your branch.

Wow, what a strong reaction! We must be on to something.

We're glad to have you here nonetheless. Feel free to jump into the conversation. If you think we've got it wrong here, and the 36,000 messages are from people who just don't understand Enterprise, then please post and tell us why.

We'd love to hear more from you. Here's your personal invitation, straight from the owner, to tell us what's on your mind.

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Old 2006-03-02
Dunno
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You sir, Mr. "Go Away", are an idiot.

Kind Regards,
Your Mom
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Old 2006-03-02
100k no f in way
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I think if this person was really making 100k he would not be on this site. He probably has the notion that one day he will be making the big bucks, which now a days is like winning the lottery, and that is why he is talking shit. If he is good for him, but most likly he is making 60k, and rounding up to maintain retention like my old area manager.
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Old 2006-03-02
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I think if this person was really making 100k he would not be on this site. He probably has the notion that one day he will be making the big bucks, which now a days is like winning the lottery, and that is why he is talking shit. If he is good for him, but most likly he is making 60k, and rounding up to maintain retention like my old area manager.
I believe him. I think he got one of our most excellent postcards and it reminded him of all the sacrifices he's making just keep getting that income and how pissed he is about his life and how he's not sure it's all worth it. He has doubts and now those doubts are starting to resonate and grow and it's going to be harder for him to bleed green. That's got to be difficult.

He's pissed because we're making it harder for him to force himself to stay with Enterprise.

He'll crack and then he'll be back.

Freedom is contagious. Come over to the light side.
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Old 2006-03-11
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Guys you have it all wrong...."go away" is a female. A female who just got a promotion of a lifetime in group 51. A promotion that has been the topic of a lot of discussion and a LOT of disbelief!
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Old 2006-03-11
GP51 Weidner's Bitch GP51 Weidner's Bitch is offline
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Guys you have it all wrong...."go away" is a female. A female who just got a promotion of a lifetime in group 51. A promotion that has been the topic of a lot of discussion and a LOT of disbelief!
Well, now you've opened a new discussion. Who the hell are you talking about?
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Old 2006-03-12
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Guys you have it all wrong...."go away" is a female. A female who just got a promotion of a lifetime in group 51. A promotion that has been the topic of a lot of discussion and a LOT of disbelief!

If it is that Cindy chick in 51AA, I think she is Level 3, right? level 3 should not be writing like that. That post looks like was written by a 2nd grader!!!
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Old 2006-03-13
Erac Manager
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go away says it perfect. anyone else thinks different can do the same that he is telling the high school drop outs that built this site.
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Old 2006-03-13
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go away says it perfect. anyone else thinks different can do the same that he is telling the high school drop outs that built this site.
I'm the "high school drop out" that built this site. Oh, and I have a master's degree plus a year of post-graduate study.

You might want to consider capitalizing the first letter of your sentences there; they'd be easier to read.
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