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Old 2007-06-30
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I completely agree about our needing to show some more respect for making an honest living. Too bad Enterprise often forces its employees to lie to customers on a daily basis or else they'd earn some of that respect.

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Dear Admin:

You don't give a damn about erac employees, current or former. Stop pretending like you do. If you did, you would delete the posts that violate your TOU and name employee names in libelous fashion.

You use eracers past and present and I think you are worse than erac. At least they pay there employees for time served, meager as that pay may be.

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Old 2007-06-30
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Dear Admin:

You don't give a damn about erac employees, current or former. Stop pretending like you do. If you did, you would delete the posts that violate your TOU and name employee names in libelous fashion.

You use eracers past and present and I think you are worse than erac. At least they pay there employees for time served, meager as that pay may be.

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Old 2007-07-28
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Default If you like working at Enterprise Rent-A-Car so much.....



If you love ERAC so much stay the fuck off this site, this is for people who don't like ERAC because of the way this armpit of a company treats its employees and customers. Simply put NEXT TIME THINK BEFORE YOU SAY SOMETHING STUPID!!!!!
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If what you're saying is true, then the 93% of Enterprise's business that comes from insurance replacement customers always comes ahead of those customers who have reservations and that reservations are filled only on a best-available basis. Which means they're not even really "reservations".

It sounds like Enterprise has redefined the word "reservation" to suit themselves and forgotten to tell their customers that it now means "come in and we'll what we can do". That's fraud, of course...
I waited fifteen minutes for my table at L'pamplemousse after I had a reservation. can you please start l'pamplemoussesucks.com. Much appreciated.
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I waited fifteen minutes for my table at L'pamplemousse after I had a reservation. can you please start l'pamplemoussesucks.com. Much appreciated.
The waiter at FIX restaurant inside the Bellagio was a sniveling little twerp Sunday night. Can we start a www.fixsucks.com site? I got the manager's name, Oliver Wharton. Ollie, I'm gonna getcha!
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Old 2008-02-25
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Not to dog on the website or anything - But I'm currently in Car Sales - I was an outside hire. Prior to this job I worked for several large companies and I have to say ERAC is the best choice. Now I know someone here is probably gonna talk shit and say all this is bull and that I bleed green and that i'm probably a recruiter and blah blah blah. Whatever... just to clear things up in Car Sales. I been here for 6 months. My YTD on my check is $39K - I'm grilling soon - I'm on pace for $80K as an AE which means my starting base as an assistant is $75K-80K and I have the potential of making $110K+ in less than a year and it aint hard cause I already roll deals. With potential of being a branch manager in less than 2 years making $150k+ for doing absolutely nothing but marketing my guys and making sure they're in line. (BTW my BM works only 40 hours a week) Today I sold a car and with the FAT backend product comission I made about $460 on that car, it's typical.

Yeah I'm a Used Car Sales Man but Gotdamn I'm fuckin makin money. Plus as a Level II AE (in which someone said previously is bullshit) I drive any car I want on the lot under $17K - FREE GAS - FREE INSURANCE. Which will probably save me about $20K in bills this year. I get free massages every week because I have PPO insurance for $13 bucks a month. I have an expense account which I use to take MT's out to lunch.

All in all - just get the facts straight please. You can talk all this shit about ERAC but you know what? THERE'S NOT ALOT OF COMPANIES OUT THERE THAT CAN SHOW YOU $110k+ in less than a year and possibly $150K + in less than 2 years. I'm not saying there arent any companies out there that would do that but it is certainly RARE! If you find one - congrats! I commend you - for everyone else still searching - good luck!

P.S. For the guy that said that his buddy makes $800 selling cars at the local dealership. That's bullshit - Average sales rep at a SATURATED Dealership makes about $300/car. His CLOSER (TeamLeader) takes 1/2 the cut and whoever else helped out with the deal gets a cut. It's really B.S. and the time frame to move up is ridiculous. Also my buddy works for a Pharmaceutical Sales Company - been there for 5 years. Great Base pay ($55K w/company car) but low comissions. His first year he made $75K and never made anymore than that. Never moved up - nothing - he just hit his cap every year. Oh yea and his boss makes $85K-$90K he's been with the company for 10+ years (what a joke).

Which brings me to the next point. I've browsed around this site looking at what people have to say and all I see really are people who just could'nt hack it. WITH ALL JOBS YOU START OUT WITH - YOU HAVE TO PUT IN WORK - I THINK PEOPLE HERE INCLUDING MY PEERS THAT JUST GRADUATED FROM COLLEGE ALL THINK THAT THEY ARE GONNA MAKE 6 FIGURES OFF THE BAT. VERY POSSIBLE BUT IMPROBABLE. Point is Wash your cars in your suits - work your ass off and move - up. CORPORATE POLITICS & BULLSHIT EXIST EVERYWHERE GUYS - NOT ONLY AT ERAC AND ITS SAD BECAUSE "MOST" PEOPLE THAT TALK SHIT ABOUT ERAC NEVER REALLY WORKED FOR ANOTHER LARGE COMPANY AND EXPERIENCED EVEN WORSE POLITICS THAN THAT OF ERAC. I on the other hand has experienced Corporate Politics that make's ERAC's bullshit look like heaven.

To give some people here the benefit of the doubt. I have seen some dumb shit @ ERAC and I can see why some people are angry. When you start letting it get to you is when you fall off. You think your Area Managers and RVP's didnt experience this shit when they first started? Off course they did. But they rolled with the punches and dealt with the bullshit and are probably now sitting at $200-$250K+ a year in doing so. You know what they're saying in their heads right now? Motherfucker that's right I did wash cars in my suit and I did Rent cars to assholes but Gotdamn it's been X amount of years and I'm sittin pretty. IT'S LIKE THIS WITH ALL COMPANIES - YOU GOTTA PAY YOUR DUES AND PUT IN WORK. IN THE ROUGH NEIGHBORHOOD I USED TO LIVE IN WE HAD A NAME FOR PEOPLE WHO COMPLAINED AND BITCHED WITHOUT PAYING THEIR DUES AND EARNING THEIR STRIPES. "PUSSIES".


bro. you are a typical lieing-ass erac clone. my best friend is in sales. went from an a.m. position at the largest branch in 55-over 400 in our fleet, son. and he said he was makin way more bank in rental. oh, yea he's b.m. too, son=YOU ARE ANDY TAYLOR...orsome clone-ass, green bleedin b.m.
good luck,
BY THE WAY MY MED. SALES COMPANY IS HIRING ASPRING BUSINESS ORIENTATED COLLEGE GRADS W/ SALES EXP.(ERAC)
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Old 2008-02-25
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Originally Posted by Unregistered
Not to dog on the website or anything - But I'm currently in Car Sales - I was an outside hire. Prior to this job I worked for several large companies and I have to say ERAC is the best choice. Now I know someone here is probably gonna talk shit and say all this is bull and that I bleed green and that i'm probably a recruiter and blah blah blah. Whatever... just to clear things up in Car Sales. I been here for 6 months. My YTD on my check is $39K - I'm grilling soon - I'm on pace for $80K as an AE which means my starting base as an assistant is $75K-80K and I have the potential of making $110K+ in less than a year and it aint hard cause I already roll deals. With potential of being a branch manager in less than 2 years making $150k+ for doing absolutely nothing but marketing my guys and making sure they're in line. (BTW my BM works only 40 hours a week) Today I sold a car and with the FAT backend product comission I made about $460 on that car, it's typical.

Yeah I'm a Used Car Sales Man but Gotdamn I'm fuckin makin money. Plus as a Level II AE (in which someone said previously is bullshit) I drive any car I want on the lot under $17K - FREE GAS - FREE INSURANCE. Which will probably save me about $20K in bills this year. I get free massages every week because I have PPO insurance for $13 bucks a month. I have an expense account which I use to take MT's out to lunch.

All in all - just get the facts straight please. You can talk all this shit about ERAC but you know what? THERE'S NOT ALOT OF COMPANIES OUT THERE THAT CAN SHOW YOU $110k+ in less than a year and possibly $150K + in less than 2 years. I'm not saying there arent any companies out there that would do that but it is certainly RARE! If you find one - congrats! I commend you - for everyone else still searching - good luck!

P.S. For the guy that said that his buddy makes $800 selling cars at the local dealership. That's bullshit - Average sales rep at a SATURATED Dealership makes about $300/car. His CLOSER (TeamLeader) takes 1/2 the cut and whoever else helped out with the deal gets a cut. It's really B.S. and the time frame to move up is ridiculous. Also my buddy works for a Pharmaceutical Sales Company - been there for 5 years. Great Base pay ($55K w/company car) but low comissions. His first year he made $75K and never made anymore than that. Never moved up - nothing - he just hit his cap every year. Oh yea and his boss makes $85K-$90K he's been with the company for 10+ years (what a joke).

Which brings me to the next point. I've browsed around this site looking at what people have to say and all I see really are people who just could'nt hack it. WITH ALL JOBS YOU START OUT WITH - YOU HAVE TO PUT IN WORK - I THINK PEOPLE HERE INCLUDING MY PEERS THAT JUST GRADUATED FROM COLLEGE ALL THINK THAT THEY ARE GONNA MAKE 6 FIGURES OFF THE BAT. VERY POSSIBLE BUT IMPROBABLE. Point is Wash your cars in your suits - work your ass off and move - up. CORPORATE POLITICS & BULLSHIT EXIST EVERYWHERE GUYS - NOT ONLY AT ERAC AND ITS SAD BECAUSE "MOST" PEOPLE THAT TALK SHIT ABOUT ERAC NEVER REALLY WORKED FOR ANOTHER LARGE COMPANY AND EXPERIENCED EVEN WORSE POLITICS THAN THAT OF ERAC. I on the other hand has experienced Corporate Politics that make's ERAC's bullshit look like heaven.

To give some people here the benefit of the doubt. I have seen some dumb shit @ ERAC and I can see why some people are angry. When you start letting it get to you is when you fall off. You think your Area Managers and RVP's didnt experience this shit when they first started? Off course they did. But they rolled with the punches and dealt with the bullshit and are probably now sitting at $200-$250K+ a year in doing so. You know what they're saying in their heads right now? Motherfucker that's right I did wash cars in my suit and I did Rent cars to assholes but Gotdamn it's been X amount of years and I'm sittin pretty. IT'S LIKE THIS WITH ALL COMPANIES - YOU GOTTA PAY YOUR DUES AND PUT IN WORK. IN THE ROUGH NEIGHBORHOOD I USED TO LIVE IN WE HAD A NAME FOR PEOPLE WHO COMPLAINED AND BITCHED WITHOUT PAYING THEIR DUES AND EARNING THEIR STRIPES. "PUSSIES".


bro. you are a typical lieing-ass erac clone. my best friend is in sales. went from an a.m. position at the largest branch in 55-over 400 in our fleet, son. and he said he was makin way more bank in rental. oh, yea he's b.m. too, son=YOU ARE ANDY TAYLOR...orsome clone-ass, green bleedin b.m.
good luck,
BY THE WAY MY MED. SALES COMPANY IS HIRING ASPRING BUSINESS ORIENTATED COLLEGE GRADS W/ SALES EXP.(ERAC)
yawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwnnnnn....
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If you love ERAC so much stay the fuck off this site, this is for people who don't like ERAC because of the way this armpit of a company treats its employees and customers. Simply put NEXT TIME THINK BEFORE YOU SAY SOMETHING STUPID!!!!!
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yawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwnnnnn....

...the fuck you yawnin at, son? 6 figures and 40 hours and wear scrubs to work everyday and play with nurses all night w/ my expense account...yea, boring as shit, bro. GO BLOW BRUCE, BITCH!
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...the fuck you yawnin at, son? 6 figures and 40 hours and wear scrubs to work everyday and play with nurses all night w/ my expense account...yea, boring as shit, bro. GO BLOW BRUCE, BITCH!
and you have a nice day too .. Sweetheart ..... you have alot of class .. too bad its low ....
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