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Old 2008-02-26
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????? you are an idiot. Those are not lies. On the rental side of things cars are always returning, or being washed, or on the way from another office. We don't just sit on our ass and have your car sitting and waiting. We run a 9billion dollar a year company and that means taking chances. We make people feel good about the situation that they are in. Good people don't mind a little wait as long as they know we are trying our best to take care of them. Now on the other hand, ungrateful people like you are always just looking for a reason to complain. I'm sorry you had a bad childhood but lighten up man. We don't lie, We work hard and sometimes we make mistakes. Jesus teaches us to forgive, why can't you? I love this site, I have rented at least 10 cars in the past 6months to people that mentioned this site as the reason why the chose ERAC. They wanted to see what all the fuss was about. After I made them feel great about their rental, they always return and tell all of their family and friends. Thanks ?????. Your such an idiot.
Hi :) I wanted to respond to your post because you are the ONLY other person on this forum I (besides me) that I have read thus for mentioning Jesus in a respectable way as you have: "Jesus teaches us to forgive" ..... wow ... I was very refreshed to read that part of your posting ... and assume that you are a fellow christian .. yes ? While working at ERAC in the recent past, I came across a few myself. ERAC is a devilsmachine (for all the lying that goes on there) and satan is in full charge of this entity ... some day soon ... the only people available to rent cars from ERAC are those frying in hell who reject Jesus and I can see big Andy begging a minimum wage earner-christian car prep for a drop of cold water ... yes .. this might be philosophical .. but I see it coming nevertheless ..

God bless you friend ... for having mentioned Jesus in the respectable way you have ...

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...the fuck you yawnin at, son? 6 figures and 40 hours and wear scrubs to work everyday and play with nurses all night w/ my expense account...yea, boring as shit, bro. GO BLOW BRUCE, BITCH!
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and you have a nice day too .. Sweetheart ..... you have alot of class .. too bad its low ....
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...the fuck you yawnin at, son? 6 figures and 40 hours and wear scrubs to work everyday and play with nurses all night w/ my expense account...yea, boring as shit, bro. GO BLOW BRUCE, BITCH!
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and you have a nice day too .. Sweetheart ..... you have alot of class .. too bad its low ....
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...the fuck you yawnin at, son? 6 figures and 40 hours and wear scrubs to work everyday and play with nurses all night w/ my expense account...yea, boring as shit, bro. GO BLOW BRUCE, BITCH!
I could cut and paste all nite for you dear one .. here you go again:

and you have a nice day too .. Sweetheart ..... you have alot of class .. too bad its low ....
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Old 2008-02-27
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I could cut and paste all nite for you dear one .. here you go again:

and you have a nice day too .. Sweetheart ..... you have alot of class .. too bad its low ....

Thanks for quoting me several times!!!I feel so happy =D yea, actually I do have alot of class. Your rebuttal made no sense, sweetheart! You yawned @ my job. I wasn't trying to brag, just making others aware of what other industries are worth working in...you call yourself a christian???W.W.J.D.??
glad to see i didn't get to you....

Sweetheart,
Have a truely blessed day! You will be in my prayers today!
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Old 2008-02-27
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Thanks for quoting me several times!!!I feel so happy =D yea, actually I do have alot of class. Your rebuttal made no sense, sweetheart! You yawned @ my job. I wasn't trying to brag, just making others aware of what other industries are worth working in...you call yourself a christian???W.W.J.D.??
glad to see i didn't get to you....

Sweetheart,
Have a truely blessed day! You will be in my prayers today!
Prove it, shit for brains.
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Thanks for quoting me several times!!!I feel so happy =D yea, actually I do have alot of class. Your rebuttal made no sense, sweetheart! You yawned @ my job. I wasn't trying to brag, just making others aware of what other industries are worth working in...you call yourself a christian???W.W.J.D.??
glad to see i didn't get to you....

Sweetheart,
Have a truely blessed day! You will be in my prayers today!
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww thankssssssssssssssssss
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Old 2008-03-18
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The original poster is a used car salesman AND a liar or at least misinformed.
As I already stated once in this thread he will NOT earn $75,000+ as his base pay after he grills. The max base pay is about $27,000 for Account Executives, may vary by group but not more than a couple thousand.
I'm glad someone finally pointed this out. He's sold on the same exaggerations that everyone bleeding green at Enterprise has been sold on. They all say something along the lines of, "I made 39k right now and I'm on path to make 80k in less than..." The Enterprise trainer told all of us that we would make 80k as branch managers in about 2 years, then area managers make 150k+, then regional manager where you'll be raking in 400k, and so on.

My point is that never ever have I heard someone bragging about how many much they're making now, but how much they're projected to make in the future. All insurance sales companies tell their employees that they're projected to make 60k in the first year, 90k the second year, 120k the third year, 180k the 4th year, and 250k+ the 5th year and so on. But when you get smart and ask them what is the average income per employee, they say something like 30k and quickly add, "But you don't want to be average, you want to be exceptional!" So basically, if you're perfect, you'll make that much, plus much more for your employer because they will be taking a big cut of what you really earned.

Oh by the way, I'm currently typing this at work with my customized ergonomic chair built just for me paid by my employer, my personal new computer, and my own office space. This is all for a fresh college graduate and a former employee of ERAC. I get also get free massages by professionals and free lunches by the company whenever and as long as I want. My current employer does not wave a piece of cheese around and treat me as if I'm a mouse, telling me how much I'm projected to make as none of that is really set in stone. The company is presently giving me the money that I want and treating me with a lot of benefits and perks, thus greatly valuing me as an employee for them. My boss currently makes more than what the VP of 32AA makes, but no one needs to tell me how much I can be making at his level to keep me motivated.
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Old 2008-04-02
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If Bullshit were electricity, you'd be Detroit Edison.

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Not to dog on the website or anything - But I'm currently in Car Sales - I was an outside hire. Prior to this job I worked for several large companies and I have to say ERAC is the best choice. Now I know someone here is probably gonna talk shit and say all this is bull and that I bleed green and that i'm probably a recruiter and blah blah blah. Whatever... just to clear things up in Car Sales. I been here for 6 months. My YTD on my check is $39K - I'm grilling soon - I'm on pace for $80K as an AE which means my starting base as an assistant is $75K-80K and I have the potential of making $110K+ in less than a year and it aint hard cause I already roll deals. With potential of being a branch manager in less than 2 years making $150k+ for doing absolutely nothing but marketing my guys and making sure they're in line. (BTW my BM works only 40 hours a week) Today I sold a car and with the FAT backend product comission I made about $460 on that car, it's typical.

Yeah I'm a Used Car Sales Man but Gotdamn I'm fuckin makin money. Plus as a Level II AE (in which someone said previously is bullshit) I drive any car I want on the lot under $17K - FREE GAS - FREE INSURANCE. Which will probably save me about $20K in bills this year. I get free massages every week because I have PPO insurance for $13 bucks a month. I have an expense account which I use to take MT's out to lunch.

All in all - just get the facts straight please. You can talk all this shit about ERAC but you know what? THERE'S NOT ALOT OF COMPANIES OUT THERE THAT CAN SHOW YOU $110k+ in less than a year and possibly $150K + in less than 2 years. I'm not saying there arent any companies out there that would do that but it is certainly RARE! If you find one - congrats! I commend you - for everyone else still searching - good luck!

P.S. For the guy that said that his buddy makes $800 selling cars at the local dealership. That's bullshit - Average sales rep at a SATURATED Dealership makes about $300/car. His CLOSER (TeamLeader) takes 1/2 the cut and whoever else helped out with the deal gets a cut. It's really B.S. and the time frame to move up is ridiculous. Also my buddy works for a Pharmaceutical Sales Company - been there for 5 years. Great Base pay ($55K w/company car) but low comissions. His first year he made $75K and never made anymore than that. Never moved up - nothing - he just hit his cap every year. Oh yea and his boss makes $85K-$90K he's been with the company for 10+ years (what a joke).

Which brings me to the next point. I've browsed around this site looking at what people have to say and all I see really are people who just could'nt hack it. WITH ALL JOBS YOU START OUT WITH - YOU HAVE TO PUT IN WORK - I THINK PEOPLE HERE INCLUDING MY PEERS THAT JUST GRADUATED FROM COLLEGE ALL THINK THAT THEY ARE GONNA MAKE 6 FIGURES OFF THE BAT. VERY POSSIBLE BUT IMPROBABLE. Point is Wash your cars in your suits - work your ass off and move - up. CORPORATE POLITICS & BULLSHIT EXIST EVERYWHERE GUYS - NOT ONLY AT ERAC AND ITS SAD BECAUSE "MOST" PEOPLE THAT TALK SHIT ABOUT ERAC NEVER REALLY WORKED FOR ANOTHER LARGE COMPANY AND EXPERIENCED EVEN WORSE POLITICS THAN THAT OF ERAC. I on the other hand has experienced Corporate Politics that make's ERAC's bullshit look like heaven.

To give some people here the benefit of the doubt. I have seen some dumb shit @ ERAC and I can see why some people are angry. When you start letting it get to you is when you fall off. You think your Area Managers and RVP's didnt experience this shit when they first started? Off course they did. But they rolled with the punches and dealt with the bullshit and are probably now sitting at $200-$250K+ a year in doing so. You know what they're saying in their heads right now? Motherfucker that's right I did wash cars in my suit and I did Rent cars to assholes but Gotdamn it's been X amount of years and I'm sittin pretty. IT'S LIKE THIS WITH ALL COMPANIES - YOU GOTTA PAY YOUR DUES AND PUT IN WORK. IN THE ROUGH NEIGHBORHOOD I USED TO LIVE IN WE HAD A NAME FOR PEOPLE WHO COMPLAINED AND BITCHED WITHOUT PAYING THEIR DUES AND EARNING THEIR STRIPES. "PUSSIES".


bro. you are a typical lieing-ass erac clone. my best friend is in sales. went from an a.m. position at the largest branch in 55-over 400 in our fleet, son. and he said he was makin way more bank in rental. oh, yea he's b.m. too, son=YOU ARE ANDY TAYLOR...orsome clone-ass, green bleedin b.m.
good luck,
BY THE WAY MY MED. SALES COMPANY IS HIRING ASPRING BUSINESS ORIENTATED COLLEGE GRADS W/ SALES EXP.(ERAC)
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Old 2008-06-02
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If Bullshit were electricity, you'd be Detroit Edison.
Dude, you lie and can't do math.
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