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Old 2008-04-08
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Yeah the Clintons are great. Especially Hillary. Not. Here are a few colorful Hillary quotes.

“Where is the G-damn f**king flag? I want the G-damn f**king flag up every f**king morning at f**king sunrise.”
(From the book “Inside The White House” by Ronald Kessler, p. 244 - Hillary to the staff at the Arkansas Governor’s mansion on Labor Day, 1991)

“You sold out, you mother f**ker! You sold out!”
From the book “Inside” by Joseph Califano, p. 213 - Hillary yelling at Democrat lawyer.

“F**k off! It’s enough that I have to see you shit-kickers every day, I’m not going to talk to you too!! Just do your G*damn job and keep your mouth shut.”
(From the book “American Evita” by Christopher Anderson, p. 90 - Hillary to her Secret Service bodyguards after one of them greeted her with “Good morning.”

“You f**king idiot.”
(From the book “Crossfire” p. 84 - Hillary to a State Trooper who was driving her to an event.)

“If you want to remain on this detail, get your f**king ass over here and grab those bags!”
(From the book “The First Partner” p. 259 - Hillary to a Secret Service Agent who was reluctant to carry her luggage because he wanted to keep his hands free in case of an incident.)

“Get f**ked! Get the f**k out of my way!!! Get out of my face!!!”
(From the book “Hillary’s Scheme” p. 89 - Hillary’s various comments to her Secret Service detail agents.)

“Stay the f**k back, stay the f**k away from me! Don’t come within ten yards of me, or else! Just f**king do as I say, Okay!!!?”
(From the book “Unlimited Access”, by Clinton FBI Agent in Charge, Gary Aldrige, p. 139 - Hillary screaming at her Secret Service detail.)

“Where’s the miserable c*ck sucker?”
(From the book “The Truth About Hillary” by Edward Klein, p. 5 - Hillary shouting at a Secret Service officer)

“Come on Bill, put your dick up! You can’t f**k her here!!”
(From the book “Inside The White House” by Ronald Kessler, p. 243 - Hillary to Gov. Clinton when she spots him talking with an attractive female at an Arkansas political rally)


And my favorites. Not so much colorful as insightful to her character

You know, I’m going to start thanking the woman who cleans the restroom in the building I work in. I’m going to start thinking of her as a human being - Hillary Clinton
(From the book “The Case Against Hillary Clinton” by Peggy Noonan, p. 55)

“Put this on the ground! I left my sunglasses in the limo. I need those sunglasses. We need to go back!”
(From the book “Dereliction of Duty” p. 71-72 - Hillary to Marine One helicopter pilot to turn back while en route to Air Force One.)


“What are you doing inviting these people into my home? These people are our enemies! They are trying to destroy us!”
(From the book “The Survivor” by John Harris, p. 99 - Hillary screaming to an aide, when she found out that some Republicans had been invited to the Clinton White House)

“The only way to make a difference is to acquire power“
(From the book “I’ve Always Been A Yankee Fan” by Thomas D. Kuiper, p. 68 - Hillary to a friend before starting law school.)

“We just can’t trust the American people to make those types of choices…. Government has to make those choices for people”
(From the book “I’ve Always Been A Yankee Fan” by Thomas D. Kuiper, p. 20 - Hillary to Rep. Dennis Hastert in 1993 discussing her expensive, disastrous taxpayer-funded health

The next one is just funny

“Why do I have to keep proving to people that I am not a liar?!”
(From the book “The Survivor,” by John Harris, p. 382 - Hillary in her 2000 Senate campaign)
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Yeah the Clintons are great. Especially Hillary. Not. Here are a few colorful Hillary quotes.

“Where is the G-damn f**king flag? I want the G-damn f**king flag up every f**king morning at f**king sunrise.”
(From the book “Inside The White House” by Ronald Kessler, p. 244 - Hillary to the staff at the Arkansas Governor’s mansion on Labor Day, 1991)

“You sold out, you mother f**ker! You sold out!”
From the book “Inside” by Joseph Califano, p. 213 - Hillary yelling at Democrat lawyer.

“F**k off! It’s enough that I have to see you shit-kickers every day, I’m not going to talk to you too!! Just do your G*damn job and keep your mouth shut.”
(From the book “American Evita” by Christopher Anderson, p. 90 - Hillary to her Secret Service bodyguards after one of them greeted her with “Good morning.”

“You f**king idiot.”
(From the book “Crossfire” p. 84 - Hillary to a State Trooper who was driving her to an event.)

“If you want to remain on this detail, get your f**king ass over here and grab those bags!”
(From the book “The First Partner” p. 259 - Hillary to a Secret Service Agent who was reluctant to carry her luggage because he wanted to keep his hands free in case of an incident.)

“Get f**ked! Get the f**k out of my way!!! Get out of my face!!!”
(From the book “Hillary’s Scheme” p. 89 - Hillary’s various comments to her Secret Service detail agents.)

“Stay the f**k back, stay the f**k away from me! Don’t come within ten yards of me, or else! Just f**king do as I say, Okay!!!?”
(From the book “Unlimited Access”, by Clinton FBI Agent in Charge, Gary Aldrige, p. 139 - Hillary screaming at her Secret Service detail.)

“Where’s the miserable c*ck sucker?”
(From the book “The Truth About Hillary” by Edward Klein, p. 5 - Hillary shouting at a Secret Service officer)

“Come on Bill, put your dick up! You can’t f**k her here!!”
(From the book “Inside The White House” by Ronald Kessler, p. 243 - Hillary to Gov. Clinton when she spots him talking with an attractive female at an Arkansas political rally)


And my favorites. Not so much colorful as insightful to her character

You know, I’m going to start thanking the woman who cleans the restroom in the building I work in. I’m going to start thinking of her as a human being - Hillary Clinton
(From the book “The Case Against Hillary Clinton” by Peggy Noonan, p. 55)

“Put this on the ground! I left my sunglasses in the limo. I need those sunglasses. We need to go back!”
(From the book “Dereliction of Duty” p. 71-72 - Hillary to Marine One helicopter pilot to turn back while en route to Air Force One.)


“What are you doing inviting these people into my home? These people are our enemies! They are trying to destroy us!”
(From the book “The Survivor” by John Harris, p. 99 - Hillary screaming to an aide, when she found out that some Republicans had been invited to the Clinton White House)

“The only way to make a difference is to acquire power“
(From the book “I’ve Always Been A Yankee Fan” by Thomas D. Kuiper, p. 68 - Hillary to a friend before starting law school.)

“We just can’t trust the American people to make those types of choices…. Government has to make those choices for people”
(From the book “I’ve Always Been A Yankee Fan” by Thomas D. Kuiper, p. 20 - Hillary to Rep. Dennis Hastert in 1993 discussing her expensive, disastrous taxpayer-funded health

The next one is just funny

“Why do I have to keep proving to people that I am not a liar?!”
(From the book “The Survivor,” by John Harris, p. 382 - Hillary in her 2000 Senate campaign)
Just a word of advice Hill, don't degrade or berate the guys assigned to protect your life. When or if the shit hits the fan, they might not take that bullet for you.
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Yeah the Clintons are great. Especially Hillary. Not. Here are a few colorful Hillary quotes.

“Where is the G-damn f**king flag? I want the G-damn f**king flag up every f**king morning at f**king sunrise.”
(From the book “Inside The White House” by Ronald Kessler, p. 244 - Hillary to the staff at the Arkansas Governor’s mansion on Labor Day, 1991)

“You sold out, you mother f**ker! You sold out!”
From the book “Inside” by Joseph Califano, p. 213 - Hillary yelling at Democrat lawyer.

“F**k off! It’s enough that I have to see you shit-kickers every day, I’m not going to talk to you too!! Just do your G*damn job and keep your mouth shut.”
(From the book “American Evita” by Christopher Anderson, p. 90 - Hillary to her Secret Service bodyguards after one of them greeted her with “Good morning.”

“You f**king idiot.”
(From the book “Crossfire” p. 84 - Hillary to a State Trooper who was driving her to an event.)

“If you want to remain on this detail, get your f**king ass over here and grab those bags!”
(From the book “The First Partner” p. 259 - Hillary to a Secret Service Agent who was reluctant to carry her luggage because he wanted to keep his hands free in case of an incident.)

“Get f**ked! Get the f**k out of my way!!! Get out of my face!!!”
(From the book “Hillary’s Scheme” p. 89 - Hillary’s various comments to her Secret Service detail agents.)

“Stay the f**k back, stay the f**k away from me! Don’t come within ten yards of me, or else! Just f**king do as I say, Okay!!!?”
(From the book “Unlimited Access”, by Clinton FBI Agent in Charge, Gary Aldrige, p. 139 - Hillary screaming at her Secret Service detail.)

“Where’s the miserable c*ck sucker?”
(From the book “The Truth About Hillary” by Edward Klein, p. 5 - Hillary shouting at a Secret Service officer)

“Come on Bill, put your dick up! You can’t f**k her here!!”
(From the book “Inside The White House” by Ronald Kessler, p. 243 - Hillary to Gov. Clinton when she spots him talking with an attractive female at an Arkansas political rally)


And my favorites. Not so much colorful as insightful to her character

You know, I’m going to start thanking the woman who cleans the restroom in the building I work in. I’m going to start thinking of her as a human being - Hillary Clinton
(From the book “The Case Against Hillary Clinton” by Peggy Noonan, p. 55)

“Put this on the ground! I left my sunglasses in the limo. I need those sunglasses. We need to go back!”
(From the book “Dereliction of Duty” p. 71-72 - Hillary to Marine One helicopter pilot to turn back while en route to Air Force One.)


“What are you doing inviting these people into my home? These people are our enemies! They are trying to destroy us!”
(From the book “The Survivor” by John Harris, p. 99 - Hillary screaming to an aide, when she found out that some Republicans had been invited to the Clinton White House)

“The only way to make a difference is to acquire power“
(From the book “I’ve Always Been A Yankee Fan” by Thomas D. Kuiper, p. 68 - Hillary to a friend before starting law school.)

“We just can’t trust the American people to make those types of choices…. Government has to make those choices for people”
(From the book “I’ve Always Been A Yankee Fan” by Thomas D. Kuiper, p. 20 - Hillary to Rep. Dennis Hastert in 1993 discussing her expensive, disastrous taxpayer-funded health

The next one is just funny

“Why do I have to keep proving to people that I am not a liar?!”
(From the book “The Survivor,” by John Harris, p. 382 - Hillary in her 2000 Senate campaign)
I love potty mouthed old ladies! Nothing like getting "mother fucked" by some old broad.
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Old 2008-04-09
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I love potty mouthed old ladies! Nothing like getting "mother fucked" by some old broad.
hekiliko'olau--- I agree bro. I think we have discussed this before, there is just something so gut-wrenching funny when a lady uses that language. Especially the so-called "educated" or "sophisticated" ladies. I bet the Secret Service guys could not keep a straight face after her lashings!
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hekiliko'olau--- I agree bro. I think we have discussed this before, there is just something so gut-wrenching funny when a lady uses that language. Especially the so-called "educated" or "sophisticated" ladies. I bet the Secret Service guys could not keep a straight face after her lashings!
Now if Obama calls somebody a motherfucker, it would be just ruuuude. If Hillary does it, or McCain for that matter, it's pretty damned funny because they're old.
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For about a year, I had decided that I was going to vote democrat no matter what. But now, after seeing how Hillary has sunk so low and how Obama is nothing but a conformist preacher whom belongs in a church rather than the white house. First Hillary Clinton calls for boycotting the open ceremony of the Olympic games just to appease the people, primarily the retarded liberal hippies, even though she full well knows the history of China and Tibet and the current slandering of China by the Western mass media. And now, Obama decides that he better get on the bandwagon for some political points too! Well, fuck you Obama. Your true colors have shown.

McCain 08. No one else seems to be giving a damn about Iraq and Iran, but are devoting all of their attention to Tibet even though they don't know anything about the situation and history.

Fuck you hippies. I'm going to save more of my own money and pay less taxes. Screw your education and screw your health care.
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I guess there are no real conservatives left in the United States if John McCain is the Republicans nominee. McCain is just to the left of center, to me that means the conservative part of the Republican party is dead. Will Juan McCain do anything about securing the Mexican border?
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I guess there are no real conservatives left in the United States if John McCain is the Republicans nominee. McCain is just to the left of center, to me that means the conservative part of the Republican party is dead. Will Juan McCain do anything about securing the Mexican border?
There are certainly conservatives left, just as there are liberals. Most of us, 52%, are in the center, either leaning right or left. It is just those that are far right or far left that get the headlines. I think the country is getting sick and tired of the rigidity of both sides and that is why McCain is doing well.
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There are certainly conservatives left, just as there are liberals. Most of us, 52%, are in the center, either leaning right or left. It is just those that are far right or far left that get the headlines. I think the country is getting sick and tired of the rigidity of both sides and that is why McCain is doing well.
I think you are right. People want a candidate more in the middle, and McCain fits the bill.
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I think you are right. People want a candidate more in the middle, and McCain fits the bill.
You are futher right than I am, what do you think about the far right?
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