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[FailingEnterpriseAdmin]

Originally Posted by realitycheck

I don't know, admin. I don't keep track of all these enlightening stats like you do....

That's it? That's all I get? You must be tired or something...

Originally Posted by FailingEnterpriseAdmin

I'm so glad we have realitycheck, even if he doesn't always agree with me.

Hey reality (may I call you reality, for short?), here's a question: The count of discussion board postings is way up over the past five days or so, more than doubling the normal amount. Any ideas why? Here's what I'm thinking:

1. Hurricane Katrina isn't grabbing eyeballs like it used to.
2. I've been participating more on the board, when tends to generate more oppositional postings.
3. ???

Any thoughts on why traffic and postings are up so much?

Oh, it's got to be YOU, ADMIN!!!!! You are the reason! You are amazing, intellectual, and witty. Everyone is here because of you. If it weren't for you, what would we do.....WHAT WOULD WE DO?!?! You're a Douche Bag.

[FailingEnterpriseAdmin]

Originally Posted by Oscar

Oh, it's got to be YOU, ADMIN!!!!! You are the reason! You are amazing, intellectual, and witty. Everyone is here because of you. If it weren't for you, what would we do.....WHAT WOULD WE DO?!?! You're a Douche Bag.

Thanks for your contribution, Oscar.

Originally Posted by Unregistered

A mainstay of ERAC maxims: The best form of adveritising is word of mouth!

**Define Irony** Insert here ===>

"Define irony: a bunch of idiots dancing around on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash."

- Steve Buschemi (Con Air)


Great movie!! Here's another quote that should hit close to home for several Erac green bleeders....

"What if I told you insane was working fifty hours a week in some office for fifty years at the end of which they tell you to piss off; ending up in some retirement village hoping to die before suffering the indignity of trying to make it to the toilet on time? Wouldn't you consider that to be insane?"

--Also Steve Buschemi (Con Air)

Erac bought ins,

Keep hackin' and don't stop attackin' 6 figures is comin' soon.....well that's at least what Erac keeps tellin' you, huh? C'mon.. High five!

Originally Posted by Oscar

Oh, it's got to be YOU, ADMIN!!!!! You are the reason! You are amazing, intellectual, and witty. Everyone is here because of you. If it weren't for you, what would we do.....WHAT WOULD WE DO?!?! You're a Douche Bag.

As much as I am sometimes troubled by this site, it is disheartening to know that in a hundred years we've gone from Oscar Wilde's "The ineffable dunce has nothing to say and says it with a liberal embellishment of bad delivery, embroidering it with reasonless vulgarities of attitude, gesture and attire. There never was an impostor so hateful, a blockhead so stupid, a crank so variously and offensively daft. He makes me tired" to just plain ol' Oscar" "You're a Douche Bag" ... I'm going to go weep for the future of humanity as it holds hands with creative literacy and jumps off a cliff!

Originally Posted by Unregistered

As much as I am sometimes troubled by this site, it is disheartening to know that in a hundred years we've gone from Oscar Wilde's "The ineffable dunce has nothing to say and says it with a liberal embellishment of bad delivery, embroidering it with reasonless vulgarities of attitude, gesture and attire. There never was an impostor so hateful, a blockhead so stupid, a crank so variously and offensively daft. He makes me tired" to just plain ol' Oscar" "You're a Douche Bag" ... I'm going to go weep for the future of humanity as it holds hands with creative literacy and jumps off a cliff!

"I bet the main reason the police keep people away from a plane crash is they don't want anybody walking in and lying down in the crash stuff, then, when somebody comes up, act like they just woke up and go, "What was THAT?!""

-Jack Handy

Oscar is a grouch, but you really shouldn't be calling other people douche bags after such an overly sophisticated and unnecessarily condescending quote.

Originally Posted by realitycheck

"I bet the main reason the police keep people away from a plane crash is they don't want anybody walking in and lying down in the crash stuff, then, when somebody comes up, act like they just woke up and go, "What was THAT?!""

-Jack Handy

Oscar is a grouch, but you really shouldn't be calling other people douche bags after such an overly sophisticated and unnecessarily condescending quote.

I think you may need a realitycheck...I did not call anybody a douchebag... **sigh** how sad when sarcasm is just too much for some to decihper...the quotation marks attibute that to Oscar the posting grouch...but then again you were probably dazzled by the fact he lives in a garbage can.

Originally Posted by realitycheck

"I bet the main reason the police keep people away from a plane crash is they don't want anybody walking in and lying down in the crash stuff, then, when somebody comes up, act like they just woke up and go, "What was THAT?!""

-Jack Handy

Oscar is a grouch, but you really shouldn't be calling other people douche bags after such an overly sophisticated and unnecessarily condescending quote.

And something tells me that a shower that includes soap is something you would also consider overly sophisticated :)

"I think you may need a realitycheck...I did not call anybody a douchebag... **sigh** how sad when sarcasm is just too much for some to decihper...the quotation marks attibute that to Oscar the posting grouch...but then again you were probably dazzled by the fact he lives in a garbage can."

"And something tells me that a shower that includes soap is something you would also consider overly sophisticated :)"


--Ya got me on the Oscar quote. I guess I need to re-read some posts. But I still stand by the rest of my response post....

Anyone who posts a quote that includes the the words "ineffable dunce" shouldn't be calling anyone a douch bag.....

Originally Posted by realitycheck

"I think you may need a realitycheck...I did not call anybody a douchebag... **sigh** how sad when sarcasm is just too much for some to decihper...the quotation marks attibute that to Oscar the posting grouch...but then again you were probably dazzled by the fact he lives in a garbage can."

"And something tells me that a shower that includes soap is something you would also consider overly sophisticated :)"


--Ya got me on the Oscar quote. I guess I need to re-read some posts. But I still stand by the rest of my response post....

Anyone who posts a quote that includes the the words "ineffable dunce" shouldn't be calling anyone a douch bag.....

Just when you think one man can't sink any lower......again, at no time did I call anyone a douche bag....I consider this matter closed