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Old 2006-03-20
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Like messing up my NCAA brackets. I had the Buckeyes going to the Championship game. Fuckers.
Anyone who says that they have more than 12 teams picked is a liar or just wrote their bracket. My entire final four is out as well as my champs (UNC). Fucking underdogs. At least for the first time in a while the selection committee can smile because they made some good choices in their teams. As long as they stay together though, UNC is the team to beat next year. Can we say undefeated maybe?
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Anyone who says that they have more than 12 teams picked is a liar or just wrote their bracket. My entire final four is out as well as my champs (UNC). Fucking underdogs. At least for the first time in a while the selection committee can smile because they made some good choices in their teams. As long as they stay together though, UNC is the team to beat next year. Can we say undefeated maybe?

I have 3 final four teams left. I actually picked George Mason over UNC (no lie). I need them to win one more game and then bow out to UCONN. Ohio State is the only real loss that put a nice dent in my chances of winning. But I still gotta shot.
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I have 3 final four teams left. I actually picked George Mason over UNC (no lie). I need them to win one more game and then bow out to UCONN. Ohio State is the only real loss that put a nice dent in my chances of winning. But I still gotta shot.
Fucker. I actually am winning the pool I am doing with my old ERAC mates. On that one I have 11 of the Sweet 16 (I don't remember doing the bracket) and my final four is intact. Probably since I was shitfaced when I did it is the reason I don't remember or even have a copy. Oh well, I can trust them since they work for ERAC right?
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Like messing up my NCAA brackets. I had the Buckeyes going to the Championship game. Fuckers.
First, blowjobs in parking lots, and now this!
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Fucker. I actually am winning the pool I am doing with my old ERAC mates. On that one I have 11 of the Sweet 16 (I don't remember doing the bracket) and my final four is intact. Probably since I was shitfaced when I did it is the reason I don't remember or even have a copy. Oh well, I can trust them since they work for ERAC right?

They may try and upgrade your bracket to one with a CD player.
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First, blowjobs in parking lots, and now this!

Maybe that's why Ohio State lost. They were out late the night before getting sucked off by the erac girls mentioned in the previous posts. I wondered if they squirted out in her eye.......her "Buck" eye.
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admin needs to make bumperstickers to this site. I thought about paintting a bigass sign, putting it in the back of my truck and then parking it at the local branch where every customer can see it! just not on their property so they can not do shit about it. Shit I have the time to kill maybe I will print up flyers and stand infront of e and pass out the ways e fucks people over.
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admin needs to make bumperstickers to this site. I thought about paintting a bigass sign, putting it in the back of my truck and then parking it at the local branch where every customer can see it! just not on their property so they can not do shit about it. Shit I have the time to kill maybe I will print up flyers and stand infront of e and pass out the ways e fucks people over.
One possibility is to put an ad on a billboard near a branch. It would get lots of press...
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One possibility is to put an ad on a billboard near a branch. It would get lots of press...
Oh God... You'd have to place it near an ERAC sign. We'd all get to see just how objective the ERAC news is in Free Enterprise. Well, no one ever claimed a company sponsored newsletter was objective.

You could take a snapshot of both signs in the same frame and post it on your site. ha ha ha! Okay, now delete that message before I get fired.
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This HAS to happen. Even If i have to paint a sign and mount it to the side of the local office and take pictures of it and plaster it all over the internet!!!
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