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Old 2007-09-26
GREEN FOR LIFE BABY !
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Default Re: ERAC IS A GREAT CAREER -- ERAC HATTERS ARE LOOSERS WHO COUL'DNT HACK IT!!!

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How long did it take you to come up with this absurd post. Other than the already pointed out spelling blunders you mention how great the money will be in a few years. Do the math loser. Lets say you do make it to Branch Manager and make, say, 60k/ year. 95%+ will never make it past this position so this is a fair example. If you work 65 hours, which is very easy to do as a manager you will work 3380 hours a year. Thats a whopping $17.51/hr. The GED employee at my distribution center makes that now and hes 19. If thats all you think you and your DeVry degree is worth then your in the right place. DeVry is a half step above junior college so to say your'e the cream of the crop..... its almost laughable. Go back to school, any school where you can get transferable credits and do more with your life.
My goal is way beyond branch manager -- i don't think small. dam, your hitting DeVry pretty hard -- sounds like you may have gotten a rejction letter from them -- do i ditect jellousy????
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Old 2007-09-26
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Default Re: ERAC IS A GREAT CAREER -- ERAC HATTERS ARE LOOSERS WHO COUL'DNT HACK IT!!!

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My goal is way beyond branch manager -- i don't think small. dam, your hitting DeVry pretty hard -- sounds like you may have gotten a rejction letter from them -- do i ditect jellousy????
It's good to have goals. I'm proud of you. Don't worry about your spelling. We can still read what you are trying to say.
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Old 2007-09-30
GREEN FOR LIZIFE, BABY!!
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Default GOOD TIMES THIS WEEKEND!!!!!

i ha d so much fun this weekend with my ERAC crew. i worked this last passed saturdady and was their kinda late doing end of month but we got out at 2:30pm -- which may seam late but early to starting DRINKING!!!!

So after a job well done, I invited my whole crew to my appartmant to party!!!! and both of my roomates were out of town so we has the hole apprtmant to ourselfs. we pregamed and then went to applebees for food and then hit the bartheir and then ended up at the bar macaroni grill to finish off the night. sound fun!!!???

not quite yet- the hole tab is on enterprise!!!! hey people who left erac, dose you're company do that for you in your "desk job". yeah i gotta wake up early and sweat it out washing cars and getting renting them, but im' woirking for a company so great that they nkow i work head and pay for me just to get druk and party -- i will work hard if i am apprechiated and rewarded -- i am not affrade to work hard

oh yeah, their was some guy makin fun of my degree from DeVry and saying it was BS -- well he is full of BS because my area manager went to DeVry too and h'es one of the smratest people i know and i am pretty smart to.

PEACE OUT, HATTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 2007-09-30
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Default Re: ERAC IS A GREAT CAREER -- ERAC HATTERS ARE LOOSERS WHO COUL'DNT HACK IT!!!

Damn..for a college degree, guess spelling and grammar wasn't a requirement? I hope your professional emails you send are spell checked prior....geez, college degree and the spelling in that post was OMG..that of a 1st grader. Best bet is you might take a refersher course of Hooked on Phonics!
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Old 2007-10-01
Green 4 LIFE BABY!!
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Default Re: ERAC IS A GREAT CAREER -- ERAC HATTERS ARE LOOSERS WHO COUL'DNT HACK IT!!!

1) this websight does'nt offer spell check

2) this is a discussion page, not some esay for english class

3) you utack my spelling, but never what i say, b/c i am right!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 2007-10-01
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Default Re: ERAC IS A GREAT CAREER -- ERAC HATTERS ARE LOOSERS WHO COUL'DNT HACK IT!!!

Set your on schedule, my ass
Make tons of money, my ass. so you sold waiver on 3 large suvs and they were totaled in one month and you're going to make tons of money.

Are you a car prep?

Ya making alot of money.

Go back to school and learn to spell
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Old 2007-10-02
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Default Re: ERAC IS A GREAT CAREER -- ERAC HATTERS ARE LOOSERS WHO COUL'DNT HACK IT!!!

For all you fine folks out there who are trying to reason with this fool it won't work. It takes brains to figure out you're being used, and this poor fellow obviously has brains in very short supply. Promoting the frat-boy mentality by encouraging happy hours and drinking, is ERAC's way of controlling the simple minded. Fortunately, for me and many others on this site, drinking and partying is not the primary motivation for loving the job.
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Old 2007-10-02
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Default Re: ERAC IS A GREAT CAREER -- ERAC HATTERS ARE LOOSERS WHO COUL'DNT HACK IT!!!

The OP of this thread is bullshitting everybody. Nobody spells that bad...nobody
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Old 2007-10-02
GREEN FOR LIFE BABY!!!!!!
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Default Re: ERAC IS A GREAT CAREER -- ERAC HATTERS ARE LOOSERS WHO COUL'DNT HACK IT!!!

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The OP of this thread is bullshitting everybody. Nobody spells that bad...nobody
My friend, are you asserting that my arguments in favor of Enterprise are not 100% legitimate, and are merely an imitation the many other inane pro-Enterprise entries found on this site (complete with poor spelling, grammar, and prose)?

Do you further contend that this entire that this entire thread has been an exercise in sardonic tongue-in-cheek humor initiated by an ex-employee who fully realizes negatives of the Big Green Machine.

Do You??????

Well, if you do, let me assure you, that "your weigh of bass."
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Old 2007-10-16
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Default Re: GOOD TIMES THIS WEEKEND!!!!!

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Originally Posted by GREEN FOR LIZIFE, BABY!! View Post
i ha d so much fun this weekend with my ERAC crew. i worked this last passed saturdady and was their kinda late doing end of month but we got out at 2:30pm -- which may seam late but early to starting DRINKING!!!!

So after a job well done, I invited my whole crew to my appartmant to party!!!! and both of my roomates were out of town so we has the hole apprtmant to ourselfs. we pregamed and then went to applebees for food and then hit the bartheir and then ended up at the bar macaroni grill to finish off the night. sound fun!!!???

not quite yet- the hole tab is on enterprise!!!! hey people who left erac, dose you're company do that for you in your "desk job". yeah i gotta wake up early and sweat it out washing cars and getting renting them, but im' woirking for a company so great that they nkow i work head and pay for me just to get druk and party -- i will work hard if i am apprechiated and rewarded -- i am not affrade to work hard

oh yeah, their was some guy makin fun of my degree from DeVry and saying it was BS -- well he is full of BS because my area manager went to DeVry too and h'es one of the smratest people i know and i am pretty smart to.

PEACE OUT, HATTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You have to be the biggest douche bag on here..... How old are you?? 21 or 22? Throwing a party at your shitty apartment at 3:00 pm on a Saturday with rental car employees. I bet the whole apartment stunk of Busch Light and sweat from washing cars. How much shit talking went on when this crew of 4 people (party) got a mild buzz and started bragging about how much money Enterprise was going to make you?

This sounds like a typical night in a dumbfucks life. Are you really bragging about going to Applebee's and Macaroni Grill on a Saturday night? I bet you go to TGI Friday's on a regular basis and think you are high class for eating Arby's on your lunch break. Of course Enterprise would pay for you to eat at Applebee's...the whole check was probably $30.

You must be the saddest excuse for a used car salesman....I mean rental turd...I have ever seen!!! I bet you can't pay women for sex!! HAHA Applebee's and Macaroni Grill..... Did you go to O'Charley's and throw down some more shitty appetizers and cheap drinks after that??? Did you complain to management at Applebee's about not having a karaoke machine or dj to keep your "crazy party" going???

"oh yeah, their was some guy makin fun of my degree from DeVry and saying it was BS -- well he is full of BS because my area manager went to DeVry too and h'es one of the smratest people i know and i am pretty smart to."

Isn't DeVry one of those online universities that you just pay money for a piece of paper...which looks like you got a legitimate college degree? Just like your "college", I bet you brag to all of your friends about your 2 inch penis....guess what....everyone else's is better!!! Your area manager went to DeVry too and he's one of the smartest people in the trailer park...... Obviously, they didn't teach grammar or spelling at DeVry... HAHAHAHAHA
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