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Old 2007-10-24
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Default Re: ERAC IS A GREAT CAREER -- ERAC HATTERS ARE LOOSERS WHO COUL'DNT HACK IT!!!

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ERAC is a great career -- a buch of money in just a few yeers and you learn how to run a business and give people the thngs they need to help them live there LIFES!!! we make a difference every day to people -- they appreaciate it. most customers are nice and friendly.

once you are a branch manager or a bove you can set your own schedule and focus on what droves OP best to your brach -- and you make so much $$ you're freindss will be soooooooo jellous!!

I LOVE WHAT I DO AND I LOVE THE PEOPLE WHO ARE COMITTED TO BE THE BEST!!!! the reason ERAC only hires college is because we want only the cream of the crop. others could handle real hard work and real responsibility becuase you work HARD AND LONG when you start -- you have to ern your way to the top and to the big bucks. even though I graduated in the top 1/2 of my graduation class at DeVry -- i still had to go on several interviews before i was considered to come on bored ERAC.

For those who criticize ERAC, your just idiots and your just lazy bums who were affraid of working to make tons of money and ern the respect of your fellow employees.

I LOVE comeing to work every day and I work with some of the most entelligent and motivated people around!!

IF YOUR not afffraid to work hard and challange your self and have a grate life and make so much money you can pick up girls by showing them you're comssion check then work for the GREEN MACHINE!!!!

ALL YOU HATTERS, F*CK OF!!!!
It's pretty funny to read the responses from people who think that this post is actually real.

This is a joke people. The meaning of this post is to either point out that people who work for ERAC cannot spell or that supporters (those that 'bleed green') cannot spell thus implying that that they lack intelligence.

The constant misspellings remind me of the emails sent from my Area Manager and Regional Rental Manager. It was reassuring knowing that some people in the company making six figures did not know the difference between to/too/two or your/you're and so on.
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Old 2007-10-25
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haha wow you people really know how to spend your time. Call me crazy, but I just might think that this person is mispelling everything to get you to come back and waste your time looking at this nonsense. This sounds like a great place to work...maybe that's why 2 minutes I clicked the "submit" application button the recruiter called me for an interview. Well, at least you guys have changed my mind about the interview, thanks.
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Old 2007-10-26
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Default Re: ERAC IS A GREAT CAREER -- ERAC HATTERS ARE LOOSERS WHO COUL'DNT HACK IT!!!

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Mercury is actually a cheap substitute for LSD. You should try it sometime. You can probably find some in your heater's thermostat. Let me know how it goes. :)
Mercury is poison. Let's not be recommending that here.
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Old 2007-10-28
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haha wow you people really know how to spend your time. Call me crazy, but I just might think that this person is mispelling everything to get you to come back and waste your time looking at this nonsense. This sounds like a great place to work...maybe that's why 2 minutes I clicked the "submit" application button the recruiter called me for an interview. Well, at least you guys have changed my mind about the interview, thanks.
You people f'ing baffle me. I am assuming that everyone posting these great ways to get promoted, never actually got promoted. Here is an idea, admit that you were not that good and the better person actually got the position.

Just keep surfing the web in your new IT or desk job position. You are a loser! You look belittle and downgrade the good fortunes of those who work their ass off to get promoted. You couldn't hack it so I guess it is just unfair the way Enterprise promotes people. Im sure you are the best qualified person!

You suck! I hope you enjoy your new career.
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Old 2007-10-28
The Balance Doesn't Lie
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You people f'ing baffle me. I am assuming that everyone posting these great ways to get promoted, never actually got promoted. Here is an idea, admit that you were not that good and the better person actually got the position.

Just keep surfing the web in your new IT or desk job position. You are a loser! You look belittle and downgrade the good fortunes of those who work their ass off to get promoted. You couldn't hack it so I guess it is just unfair the way Enterprise promotes people. Im sure you are the best qualified person!

You suck! I hope you enjoy your new career.
Great statement! Don't forget to look at your checking and savings account balance then add up the amount of hours you work per week and you will see what a winner you really are.
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Old 2007-10-28
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Great statement! Don't forget to look at your checking and savings account balance then add up the amount of hours you work per week and you will see what a winner you really are.
Wow! I started thsi thread and wow it has grown!!-- I hav'nt checked it in a wihle.

Anyway, dude, YOUR AN IDIOT!! You can't not look at what money yo make when before you get promoted to BM or ARM or ABOVE!!! You dont make tuns of money when you start with ERAC, but it is enogh to live on.

If somone came up too me said that they wee gonna teach how to run a million dollar business from cust service to money peope and inventory manageent... and they were gonna promote me and pay to get this educaton, I woudl say thats aweome and the best for me to be in. Ad hat is what ERAC does -- wo what if it is not tuns of cash at first they ARE TEACHING YOU THE BISNESS!!!!!!!!

Look, Im a pretty smrat guy becuase where I went to school at I got above a 3.0 for mu business digree. But I learn stuff that is new every day that I never leaned in school -- and i get paid for it. Yeah its a hard job but improving your life and making a diffrence in the lives of cusomers isnt akways easy-- it is hard -- but i love challanges. Im sorry you could not hack as an employee but your always wecome to rent a car from me. Ill let you knw when Im promoted to levle III then well compair some bank accounts -- sucka!!
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Old 2007-10-28
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Default Re: ERAC IS A GREAT CAREER -- ERAC HATTERS ARE LOOSERS WHO COUL'DNT HACK IT!!!

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Wow! I started thsi thread and wow it has grown!!-- I hav'nt checked it in a wihle.

Anyway, dude, YOUR AN IDIOT!! You can't not look at what money yo make when before you get promoted to BM or ARM or ABOVE!!! You dont make tuns of money when you start with ERAC, but it is enogh to live on.

If somone came up too me said that they wee gonna teach how to run a million dollar business from cust service to money peope and inventory manageent... and they were gonna promote me and pay to get this educaton, I woudl say thats aweome and the best for me to be in. Ad hat is what ERAC does -- wo what if it is not tuns of cash at first they ARE TEACHING YOU THE BISNESS!!!!!!!!

Look, Im a pretty smrat guy becuase where I went to school at I got above a 3.0 for mu business digree. But I learn stuff that is new every day that I never leaned in school -- and i get paid for it. Yeah its a hard job but improving your life and making a diffrence in the lives of cusomers isnt akways easy-- it is hard -- but i love challanges. Im sorry you could not hack as an employee but your always wecome to rent a car from me. Ill let you knw when Im promoted to levle III then well compair some bank accounts -- sucka!!
Mahalo for the good laugh!
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Old 2007-10-29
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Default Re: ERAC IS A GREAT CAREER -- ERAC HATTERS ARE LOOSERS WHO COUL'DNT HACK IT!!!

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Mercury is poison. Let's not be recommending that here.
I think you're thinking of arsenic.
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Default Re: ERAC IS A GREAT CAREER -- ERAC HATTERS ARE LOOSERS WHO COUL'DNT HACK IT!!!

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I think you're thinking of arsenic.
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Old 2007-11-01
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Default Re: ERAC IS A GREAT CAREER -- ERAC HATTERS ARE LOOSERS WHO COUL'DNT HACK IT!!!

I was once a Erac employee, I was in the top 5 in my group for 14 straight months out of 155 employees in the the group, for selling auxillary products. I was also appointed by my area manager as a training employee for his whole area to train managers and employees on how to sell better. After doing this the area broke a package record and beat the old record by 2 dollars. My point is Enterprise does not promote the best employees rather they promote the one's who go to social events, sleep with upper management, and say the things that people want to hear. I'm sure I will have some Erac idiot reply to this posting and say this is not true and say a couple of unintelligent remarks. If people want to know the real truth about Enterprise this is the way it is POLITICS!!!!! Like most people when they first start @ Erac they are gung ho, But that shortly fades and you realize the poor decision that you had made.. This place is a revoving door, and it is not because people can't handle it, it is because the smart one's move on to better paying positions, as well as better opportunities.. Anyone out their that is truly looking to work at Erac I would definately continue your job search, because you will truly be dissappointed with your decision..Look at this whole web site, do you really think all of these people are lying, or do you think all of these people got fired, or never had harder jobs. Get real and think about it!!!
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