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Old 2007-11-07
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Default Hertz and ERAC

The two corporations are trash jobs. Taking recent college grads who are looking to pay their student loans and take a plunge into the real world and completely expose them and lie to them. Both companies would promote monkeys if they could somehow trick customers into buying damage waiver. The only people who actually work these jobs are people who have to. Plain and Simple. Nobody would actually want to put themselves through what these people go through. Upper managment in these companies are a complete joke. No other corporation practices and treats employees like these rental car companies... The reason they get away with it? Your all too young to complain and have someone listen to you. Its not about hacking it or toughing it out.. its about being smart and not being brainwashed. Two more months.. get that MA.. good luck with that.
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Old 2007-11-07
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Default Re: Hertz and ERAC

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The two corporations are trash jobs. Taking recent college grads who are looking to pay their student loans and take a plunge into the real world and completely expose them and lie to them. Both companies would promote monkeys if they could somehow trick customers into buying damage waiver. The only people who actually work these jobs are people who have to. Plain and Simple. Nobody would actually want to put themselves through what these people go through. Upper managment in these companies are a complete joke. No other corporation practices and treats employees like these rental car companies... The reason they get away with it? Your all too young to complain and have someone listen to you. Its not about hacking it or toughing it out.. its about being smart and not being brainwashed. Two more months.. get that MA.. good luck with that.
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Old 2007-11-07
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Default Re: ERAC IS A GREAT CAREER -- ERAC HATTERS ARE LOOSERS WHO COUL'DNT HACK IT!!!

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I was once a Erac employee, I was in the top 5 in my group for 14 straight months out of 155 employees in the the group, for selling auxillary products. I was also appointed by my area manager as a training employee for his whole area to train managers and employees on how to sell better. After doing this the area broke a package record and beat the old record by 2 dollars. My point is Enterprise does not promote the best employees rather they promote the one's who go to social events, sleep with upper management, and say the things that people want to hear. I'm sure I will have some Erac idiot reply to this posting and say this is not true and say a couple of unintelligent remarks. If people want to know the real truth about Enterprise this is the way it is POLITICS!!!!! Like most people when they first start @ Erac they are gung ho, But that shortly fades and you realize the poor decision that you had made.. This place is a revoving door, and it is not because people can't handle it, it is because the smart one's move on to better paying positions, as well as better opportunities.. Anyone out their that is truly looking to work at Erac I would definately continue your job search, because you will truly be dissappointed with your decision..Look at this whole web site, do you really think all of these people are lying, or do you think all of these people got fired, or never had harder jobs. Get real and think about it!!!
Robert, you sure do make the rounds don't you? Or is this the guy from Boston? Either way you need to face facts that only the tough survive at E. You either deal with it or move one.
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Old 2007-11-12
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Default Re: ERAC IS A GREAT CAREER -- ERAC HATTERS ARE LOOSERS WHO COUL'DNT HACK IT!!!

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ERAC is a great career -- a buch of money in just a few yeers and you learn how to run a business and give people the thngs they need to help them live there LIFES!!! we make a difference every day to people -- they appreaciate it. most customers are nice and friendly.

once you are a branch manager or a bove you can set your own schedule and focus on what droves OP best to your brach -- and you make so much $$ you're freindss will be soooooooo jellous!!

I LOVE WHAT I DO AND I LOVE THE PEOPLE WHO ARE COMITTED TO BE THE BEST!!!! the reason ERAC only hires college is because we want only the cream of the crop. others could handle real hard work and real responsibility becuase you work HARD AND LONG when you start -- you have to ern your way to the top and to the big bucks. even though I graduated in the top 1/2 of my graduation class at DeVry -- i still had to go on several interviews before i was considered to come on bored ERAC.

For those who criticize ERAC, your just idiots and your just lazy bums who were affraid of working to make tons of money and ern the respect of your fellow employees.

I LOVE comeing to work every day and I work with some of the most entelligent and motivated people around!!

IF YOUR not afffraid to work hard and challange your self and have a grate life and make so much money you can pick up girls by showing them you're comssion check then work for the GREEN MACHINE!!!!

ALL YOU HATTERS, F*CK OF!!!!


Hahaha...you went to Devry??? Wow..it is no wonder you work at ERAC, why don't you go to a real college and get a real degree. Devry is like going to an extra few years of high school.HAHAHA

Also, ERAC hires anybody out of college, I worked for a kid who graduated with a solid 2.0 GPA...that is impressive. I bet at Devry you can get your degree in muffin making and then get your job at ERAC and tell the world how the system worked "cause i gots me a job".

Also I am sure you were a charity case and they accidentally hired you on as an MT and not a car prep like they originally planned.

I am happy you make some big bucks, because I am sure working at McDonalds wasn't paying your bills. That $17.50 an hr sure adds up, and I am sure with your Devry degree and your amazing ability with grammar that you will be a VP someday with this company. I say that meaningfully since I know that this company will promote anyone and hire anyone..just look at yourself.

I have always said that this world needs ditch diggers, and I can think of no better ditch digger than an Enterprise employee.

Go stick that on your wall next to your Devry degree that is printed on newspaper.
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Old 2007-11-12
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Default Re: ERAC IS A GREAT CAREER -- ERAC HATTERS ARE LOOSERS WHO COUL'DNT HACK IT!!!

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Mercury is poison. Let's not be recommending that here.
This has got to be my all time favorite post. Here's your sign.
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Old 2007-11-13
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Default Re: ERAC IS A GREAT CAREER -- ERAC HATTERS ARE LOOSERS WHO COUL'DNT HACK IT!!!

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Originally Posted by GREEN FOR LIFE, BABY!!! View Post
ERAC is a great career -- a buch of money in just a few yeers and you learn how to run a business and give people the thngs they need to help them live there LIFES!!! we make a difference every day to people -- they appreaciate it. most customers are nice and friendly.

once you are a branch manager or a bove you can set your own schedule and focus on what droves OP best to your brach -- and you make so much $$ you're freindss will be soooooooo jellous!!

I LOVE WHAT I DO AND I LOVE THE PEOPLE WHO ARE COMITTED TO BE THE BEST!!!! the reason ERAC only hires college is because we want only the cream of the crop. others could handle real hard work and real responsibility becuase you work HARD AND LONG when you start -- you have to ern your way to the top and to the big bucks. even though I graduated in the top 1/2 of my graduation class at DeVry -- i still had to go on several interviews before i was considered to come on bored ERAC.

For those who criticize ERAC, your just idiots and your just lazy bums who were affraid of working to make tons of money and ern the respect of your fellow employees.

I LOVE comeing to work every day and I work with some of the most entelligent and motivated people around!!

IF YOUR not afffraid to work hard and challange your self and have a grate life and make so much money you can pick up girls by showing them you're comssion check then work for the GREEN MACHINE!!!!

ALL YOU HATTERS, F*CK OF!!!!
AHAHAHA! This post is so funny I fell out of my chair laughing. I had to settle down for about 10 minutes before I could even type this post. I can't believe ERAC resorted to hiring people this stupid. The talent pool must be thinning. There is no way this guy is for real. Illiterate people don't even have this many mispellings and grammatical issues in a single posting.

You dumbass, you can pick up girls anywhere. Why limit yourself to ERAC?
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Old 2007-11-13
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Default Re: GOOD TIMES THIS WEEKEND!!!!!

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i ha d so much fun this weekend with my ERAC crew. i worked this last passed saturdady and was their kinda late doing end of month but we got out at 2:30pm -- which may seam late but early to starting DRINKING!!!!
Drinking?! At 2:30PM?! Sounds like a drinking problem. ERAC can and will drive you to drinking. Just don't drink and drive....they'll fire you. I'm glad I don't have to work Saturdays anymore. That means I can party on FRIDAY nights too.

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So after a job well done, I invited my whole crew to my appartmant to party!!!! and both of my roomates were out of town so we has the hole apprtmant to ourselfs. we pregamed and then went to applebees for food and then hit the bartheir and then ended up at the bar macaroni grill to finish off the night. sound fun!!!???
If you were making "tons" of cash, you would be living in a house and not an apartment...WITHOUT ROOMMATES! It's funny how your standards of dining include "Applebees" and "Macaroni Grill".

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Originally Posted by GREEN FOR LIZIFE, BABY!! View Post
not quite yet- the hole tab is on enterprise!!!! hey people who left erac, dose you're company do that for you in your "desk job". yeah i gotta wake up early and sweat it out washing cars and getting renting them, but im' woirking for a company so great that they nkow i work head and pay for me just to get druk and party -- i will work hard if i am apprechiated and rewarded -- i am not affrade to work hard
My company picks up the tab too. They even paid for my trip to the Super Bowl in Feb, 2005. Did ERAC do that? Geez...Eagles fans are annoying. They wear the same colors as ERAC. (Sorry if I offended the Eagle fans on here.)

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oh yeah, their was some guy makin fun of my degree from DeVry and saying it was BS -- well he is full of BS because my area manager went to DeVry too and h'es one of the smratest people i know and i am pretty smart to.
I'm not going to knock DeVries. At least you attempted to get an education. I just don't think it was very successful.

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PEACE OUT, HATTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's H-A-T-E-R-S! Geez!
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Default Re: ERAC IS A GREAT CAREER -- ERAC HATTERS ARE LOOSERS WHO COUL'DNT HACK IT!!!

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I have to agree. If you can sell waver, you will go far. It 's is the greatest plase to werk at. All of my superiers give me good marks. I am going to grill next monht so I beder start studyin. So all you loosers shutup.
This statement is from the original poster.

You're not fooling anyone with that crappy spelling.
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Old 2007-11-18
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Default Re: ERAC IS A GREAT CAREER -- ERAC HATTERS ARE LOOSERS WHO COUL'DNT HACK IT!!!

If you have F'cked up grades, no prior work history, or no degree ERAC is the place for you to start.

If you work hard and get the hang of sales you can go work for a real company making MORE THAN DOUBLE and never working more than 40-45 hours a week.

If you are a lazy assclown or pothead and welfare wages (with the promise of greater income that will never come) sounds good to you, then ERAC is the career for you.

Look at the tools who make ERAC a career. Why do you think 12 major universities will not allow ERAC to recruit on campus anymore?
A garbage man makes more than any MT, MA, or AM. If you want to detail cars for a living you can go else where and get paid more while not having to wear a suit and tie.
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