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Old 2007-09-23
GREEN FOR LIFE, BABY!!!
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Default ERAC IS A GREAT CAREER -- ERAC HATTERS ARE LOOSERS WHO COUL'DNT HACK IT!!!

ERAC is a great career -- a buch of money in just a few yeers and you learn how to run a business and give people the thngs they need to help them live there LIFES!!! we make a difference every day to people -- they appreaciate it. most customers are nice and friendly.

once you are a branch manager or a bove you can set your own schedule and focus on what droves OP best to your brach -- and you make so much $$ you're freindss will be soooooooo jellous!!

I LOVE WHAT I DO AND I LOVE THE PEOPLE WHO ARE COMITTED TO BE THE BEST!!!! the reason ERAC only hires college is because we want only the cream of the crop. others could handle real hard work and real responsibility becuase you work HARD AND LONG when you start -- you have to ern your way to the top and to the big bucks. even though I graduated in the top 1/2 of my graduation class at DeVry -- i still had to go on several interviews before i was considered to come on bored ERAC.

For those who criticize ERAC, your just idiots and your just lazy bums who were affraid of working to make tons of money and ern the respect of your fellow employees.

I LOVE comeing to work every day and I work with some of the most entelligent and motivated people around!!

IF YOUR not afffraid to work hard and challange your self and have a grate life and make so much money you can pick up girls by showing them you're comssion check then work for the GREEN MACHINE!!!!

ALL YOU HATTERS, F*CK OF!!!!
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Old 2007-09-23
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Default Re: ERAC IS A GREAT CAREER -- ERAC HATTERS ARE LOOSERS WHO COUL'DNT HACK IT!!!

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Originally Posted by GREEN FOR LIFE, BABY!!! View Post
ERAC is a great career -- a buch of money in just a few yeers and you learn how to run a business and give people the thngs they need to help them live there LIFES!!! we make a difference every day to people -- they appreaciate it. most customers are nice and friendly.

once you are a branch manager or a bove you can set your own schedule and focus on what droves OP best to your brach -- and you make so much $$ you're freindss will be soooooooo jellous!!

I LOVE WHAT I DO AND I LOVE THE PEOPLE WHO ARE COMITTED TO BE THE BEST!!!! the reason ERAC only hires college is because we want only the cream of the crop. others could handle real hard work and real responsibility becuase you work HARD AND LONG when you start -- you have to ern your way to the top and to the big bucks. even though I graduated in the top 1/2 of my graduation class at DeVry -- i still had to go on several interviews before i was considered to come on bored ERAC.

For those who criticize ERAC, your just idiots and your just lazy bums who were affraid of working to make tons of money and ern the respect of your fellow employees.

I LOVE comeing to work every day and I work with some of the most entelligent and motivated people around!!

IF YOUR not afffraid to work hard and challange your self and have a grate life and make so much money you can pick up girls by showing them you're comssion check then work for the GREEN MACHINE!!!!

ALL YOU HATTERS, F*CK OF!!!!
The misspellings almost make it believable.
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Old 2007-09-24
John 45242
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^^^ so true.

Hey, have fun drinking that kool-aid. The rest of us who smartened up and moved on will come and let you wash our cars someday!
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Old 2007-09-24
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Default Re: ERAC IS A GREAT CAREER -- ERAC HATTERS ARE LOOSERS WHO COUL'DNT HACK IT!!!

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Originally Posted by GREEN FOR LIFE, BABY!!! View Post
ERAC is a great career -- a buch of money in just a few yeers and you learn how to run a business and give people the thngs they need to help them live there LIFES!!! we make a difference every day to people -- they appreaciate it. most customers are nice and friendly.

once you are a branch manager or a bove you can set your own schedule and focus on what droves OP best to your brach -- and you make so much $$ you're freindss will be soooooooo jellous!!

I LOVE WHAT I DO AND I LOVE THE PEOPLE WHO ARE COMITTED TO BE THE BEST!!!! the reason ERAC only hires college is because we want only the cream of the crop. others could handle real hard work and real responsibility becuase you work HARD AND LONG when you start -- you have to ern your way to the top and to the big bucks. even though I graduated in the top 1/2 of my graduation class at DeVry -- i still had to go on several interviews before i was considered to come on bored ERAC.

For those who criticize ERAC, your just idiots and your just lazy bums who were affraid of working to make tons of money and ern the respect of your fellow employees.

I LOVE comeing to work every day and I work with some of the most entelligent and motivated people around!!

IF YOUR not afffraid to work hard and challange your self and have a grate life and make so much money you can pick up girls by showing them you're comssion check then work for the GREEN MACHINE!!!!

ALL YOU HATTERS, F*CK OF!!!!

Oh My God! You can tell your stupid ass is the "cream of the crop". You mispelled almost every word in your comment. You can tell why Enterprise keeps you around. They need more dumbasses like you. Oh, and by the way, if you end up waking up one day from your Erac nightmare, please use the spellcheck button!!!!
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Old 2007-09-25
cardinal woosley
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Default Re: ERAC IS A GREAT CAREER -- ERAC HATTERS ARE LOOSERS WHO COUL'DNT HACK IT!!!

my area manager didn't have a college degree
so much for only hiring college grads
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Old 2007-09-25
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Default Re: ERAC IS A GREAT CAREER -- ERAC HATTERS ARE LOOSERS WHO COUL'DNT HACK IT!!!

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Oh My God! You can tell your stupid ass is the "cream of the crop". You mispelled almost every word in your comment. You can tell why Enterprise keeps you around. They need more dumbasses like you. Oh, and by the way, if you end up waking up one day from your Erac nightmare, please use the spellcheck button!!!!
You mispelled almost every word in your comment.

OK, that was funny.
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Old 2007-09-26
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Default Re: ERAC IS A GREAT CAREER -- ERAC HATTERS ARE LOOSERS WHO COUL'DNT HACK IT!!!

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You mispelled almost every word in your comment.

OK, that was funny.
at least the thread starter was trying to misspell words.
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Old 2007-09-26
GREEN FOR LIFE BABY!!!!
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Default Re: ERAC IS A GREAT CAREER -- ERAC HATTERS ARE LOOSERS WHO COUL'DNT HACK IT!!!

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Originally Posted by Spelling Bee Champ 2007 View Post
Oh My God! You can tell your stupid ass is the "cream of the crop". You mispelled almost every word in your comment. You can tell why Enterprise keeps you around. They need more dumbasses like you. Oh, and by the way, if you end up waking up one day from your Erac nightmare, please use the spellcheck button!!!!
OH MAN!!! Sorry i'm am not the greatest speller in the youniverse. I just run a kick as branch and make tuns of $$$$$ -- for what what in the hell do you need to spell to do that for??? i am a ledgend at ERAC -- i'm nown all over!!!

im glad you can spell sooooo good. maybe i'' higher you just to proofread my emails b/c ill be that rich in a few yers and if you coul'dnt hack it at ERAC you mihgt need the $$$ yourselve!!!!
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Old 2007-09-26
Hmmmm
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Default Re: ERAC IS A GREAT CAREER -- ERAC HATTERS ARE LOOSERS WHO COUL'DNT HACK IT!!!

How long did it take you to come up with this absurd post. Other than the already pointed out spelling blunders you mention how great the money will be in a few years. Do the math loser. Lets say you do make it to Branch Manager and make, say, 60k/ year. 95%+ will never make it past this position so this is a fair example. If you work 65 hours, which is very easy to do as a manager you will work 3380 hours a year. Thats a whopping $17.51/hr. The GED employee at my distribution center makes that now and hes 19. If thats all you think you and your DeVry degree is worth then your in the right place. DeVry is a half step above junior college so to say your'e the cream of the crop..... its almost laughable. Go back to school, any school where you can get transferable credits and do more with your life.
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Old 2007-09-26
GREEN FOR LIFE, BABY!!!!
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Default Re: ERAC IS A GREAT CAREER -- ERAC HATTERS ARE LOOSERS WHO COUL'DNT HACK IT!!!

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^^^ so true.

Hey, have fun drinking that kool-aid. The rest of us who smartened up and moved on will come and let you wash our cars someday!
i will galdlly wash and rent you a car with a big smlie on my face b/c yo'ud be puting $$ in my pocket

and when you left, me and me co:workers wood make sooo much fun of you behind you're back and talk all kinds of shit about you!!!! who will have the last luagh than????!!!! I wood!!!!!!!!!!!!
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