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Old 2007-11-08
Elite Dinnerz
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Default Re: The Extra Benefits

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This certainly can't be true. I was always under the assumption all ERAC employees are making unreal amounts of $$$$. Its gotta be true with all the smiles on their faces.
There are certain people who crank the $$$$$. You have to be tough like iron to make it to the promised land in the company. They don't hand it out to just anyone. Being successful at Enterprise requires a work ethic and commitment to the core values. It's not for everyone mind you (as this message forum proves). But, organizations like the Navy SEALS or Green Berets are not for the masses either. It's similiar, any elite organization is tough to rise to the top.
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Old 2007-11-08
yambag
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There are certain people who crank the $$$$$. You have to be tough like iron to make it to the promised land in the company. They don't hand it out to just anyone. Being successful at Enterprise requires a work ethic and commitment to the core values. It's not for everyone mind you (as this message forum proves). But, organizations like the Navy SEALS or Green Berets are not for the masses either. It's similiar, any elite organization is tough to rise to the top.
bwahahahahahahahahahahhahhahahahaahhahahaahahaha
being successful at erac means being buddy buddy with your superiors (sucking dick if you are a chic), lying, cheating and scamming customers, and outlasting those who quit/fired. At erac, the worst rise to the top
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Old 2007-11-08
yambag
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There are certain people who crank the $$$$$. You have to be tough like iron to make it to the promised land in the company. They don't hand it out to just anyone. Being successful at Enterprise requires a work ethic and commitment to the core values. It's not for everyone mind you (as this message forum proves). But, organizations like the Navy SEALS or Green Berets are not for the masses either. It's similiar, any elite organization is tough to rise to the top.
furthermore, had i hear you make this claim in person you'd be recieveing a bitch slap for comparing the honourable armed forces to being a car rental monkey.
the word is out there about ERAC, do some research of your own.
it's not just this website, and it's not isolated incidents.
long pay, shit hours, inept management...college grads are getting wise to this.
the word is out there
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Old 2007-11-08
Unregisteredgreenergrass
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Driving the new cars was always kind of fun, especially if it were a Cadillac or other luxury vehicle. Also, being able to clean your own car using the Enterprise wash materials was a small perk as well if you didn't mind using the brushes on your paint finish. Otherwise, the job sucked.
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Old 2007-11-08
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Here are some extras for ya.

Buy breakfast for your dealerships and take some for yourself and the same thing for lunch.

Use tire shine for your vehicle.
How about a few extra phone charges for ya. You don't have to buy one if you work for ERAC.
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Old 2007-11-09
Unregistered1447
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Ok ... so we all know there is some seriously sucky parts to working for ERAC but here's a twist .... What are some of the extra benefits that you get from working at ERAC??

For example: The customers who rent every single weekend, multiple cars, bring in boxes and boxes of donuts and soda or coffee! Or, the fact that if you make friends with the managers at Firestone or Goodyear who do your branch's LOFRs, you get GREAT deals on your own personal car when you take it in!

Anyone else want to chime in???
The e-chimp is so easy to please. The world would be such an easy place if every human being was so simple minded.
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Old 2007-11-09
Unregistered1447
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There are certain people who crank the $$$$$. You have to be tough like iron to make it to the promised land in the company. They don't hand it out to just anyone. Being successful at Enterprise requires a work ethic and commitment to the core values. It's not for everyone mind you (as this message forum proves). But, organizations like the Navy SEALS or Green Berets are not for the masses either. It's similiar, any elite organization is tough to rise to the top.
Comparing the work of an e-chimp to the special warfare community is not only the funniest post I've read thus far, but a total insult to such an elite community in the armed forces. The e-chimp enters the world of ERAC because nobody else would hire you to begin with.
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Old 2007-11-09
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Default Re: The Extra Benefits

The only benefit was the free booze at the happy hours. Trust me, though, it doesn't make up for the long hours, low salary, and embarrassing job. Oh yeah, occasionally your manager would splurge and buy about 3 $5 pizzas from Little Caesar's and everybody was able to stay in for lunch.
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Old 2007-11-09
ENEMIES OF ROBERT
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The only benefit was the free booze at the happy hours. Trust me, though, it doesn't make up for the long hours, low salary, and embarrassing job. Oh yeah, occasionally your manager would splurge and buy about 3 $5 pizzas from Little Caesar's and everybody was able to stay in for lunch.
SHUT UP ROBERT AND QUIT INVENTING CHARACTERS!
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