Weekend Update

[Robert]

Originally Posted by Robertisunstable

Sheesh, thats what you failures always say. If you would have worked harder you would have been successful, but you wanted the easy way out. Failure fits you well buddy.

And making 30K a year fits you well. Next??

Originally Posted by Robert

And making 30K a year fits you well. Next??

I work for a living. What's your excuse?

[Robert]

Originally Posted by Robertisunstable

I work for a living. What's your excuse?

Hey, you could always jack my username again and pretend your me since you idolize me so much.

Originally Posted by Robert

Hey, you could always jack my username again and pretend your me since you idolize me so much.

Gee are you hitting on me? Fucking queer

[Robert]

[quote=Robertisunstable;115536]

Originally Posted by Robert

Hey, you could always jack my username again and pretend your me since you idolize me so much.[/QUOTE

Gee are you hitting on me? Fucking queer

Haha! You used a gay slur, bad boy! You will lose brownie points with the ACLU for that one! And, your use of name in your usernames is quite creepy. And definitely homosexual. G'Day!

Originally Posted by Robert

And making 30K a year fits you well. Next??

How does one actually survive on 30K? I can only assume having a significant other must be crucial since fucking is really the only form of entertainment one could afford on 30K-36K.

Originally Posted by Unregistered030783

How does one actually survive on 30K? I can only assume having a significant other must be crucial since fucking is really the only form of entertainment one could afford on 30K-36K.

What about jerking off in adult movie theaters? Thats only $8-$10 at most.

Originally Posted by hold up, hey............

What about jerking off in adult movie theaters? Thats only $8-$10 at most.

I guess it coule be considered a splurge when take home is between 700-800 and there is still rent and other daily expenses.

Originally Posted by Branch$$$isaloser

TGI...motherfucking F! I figure it was time for it's own special thread. Oh boy am I excited for this weekend. It is going to be a blast! So check it out. Tomorrow, just about the time Steve-O is pulling into the office smelling like stale Bud Light and Buffalo wings I will still be sleeping. Doesn't that sound great? Still a bit jet lagged. Anyways, when I do get up, probably around the time Steve-O is trying to close up and is still looking for the keys to the F-150 blocking his lot not knowing his 95 year old driver took them home with him and is now on his way to Atlantic City and will not be back for a week, I will just be getting up ready to start my day. Got a little party to go to Saturday night. A Halloween/World Series party...go Sox! Pick up the keg around 5 and then head out. Get my drink on, got a great costume, and get ready to watch Dice-K dazzle in Denver. Sunday, wow, what a day. When I finally wake up and drag myself from bed I will start getting ready to watch my 7-0 patriots put a whooping on Washington. Maybe Brady can trow 10 touchdowns this week. Then, when that game ends I'll have just enough time to take a leak and switch my Brady jersey to my Sox jersey to watch what I am hopping will be a sweep in game 4. How can you NOT be excited??? Well, I guess if you have to work you wouldn't be excited. And I mean, the World Series is on waaaaaaaaaaay too late for an E-toon to enjoy it. They should be right in the middle of the shakes by the first pitch. So Steve-O or Branch$$$, what are your plans? Speak up, I can't hear you over the vaccuum sucking up my tie!

Just keep surfing the web in your new IT or desk job position. You are a loser! You look belittle and downgrade the good fortunes of those who work their ass off to get promoted. You couldn't hack it so I guess it is just unfair the way Enterprise promotes people. Im sure you are the best qualified person!

You suck! I hope you enjoy your new career.

Originally Posted by Robert

Virtually all the time, yes. You however, never. It's okay though, you still have your happy hours and the smell of nacho cheese in your bed at night. The life of an e-monkey, it sure fits you well!

Again as usual, insults and stupid BS from you Robert. You think you are virtually right all the time? Are you really that self-loving, thinking you are the greatest invention since sliced bread? To get on your level, you are a stupid fuckface!!!