Should i work here?

Hello. My name is Cornelius Huff. I went to East Mississippi State and majored in Bullsh!t Studies with a minor in Jerkin It. My GPA was 1.3. I am at a crossroads in my life and I need a job. Would i be an attractive candidate for Enterprise? Or should i apply to more prestigious jobs such as a gas station attendant or a McDonalds cook? Thank your for your time. I bid you adieu.

You wouldn't last 10days

Hello Cornelius. You seem to be the perfect fit to work here at Enterprise! Your GPA might be a little high for us though, usually only people with 1.0 GPAs (or lower) would even think about working here. And East Mississippi State?! How prestigious! Bullshit studies? Well done. You'll need it here. In addition, the minor in jerkin it definitely complements your major well and is very impressive.

Mr. Huff,

Your resume is impressive. We would love to have you in our organization, and will offer you more money to start than ERAC can. Usually we take the canidates not worthy of our program and send them to ERAC.

-McDonald's

[Robert]

Originally Posted by Unregistered29

Hello Cornelius. You seem to be the perfect fit to work here at Enterprise! Your GPA might be a little high for us though, usually only people with 1.0 GPAs (or lower) would even think about working here. And East Mississippi State?! How prestigious! Bullshit studies? Well done. You'll need it here. In addition, the minor in jerkin it definitely complements your major well and is very impressive.

LOL! Now that should be included in recruiting materials!