Jagshemash. My name a Borat

Jagshemash. I a Borat. I here in US and A and need job. For long time i search for job in potassium industry but cannot find. So i come to you Enterprises. Azamat told me that you guyse will hire me. No job in Jew Town tho.

My qualifications includes:
- killed over 5 milion goats in Uzbekistan
- ice maker
- animal sperm retriver
- gypsy catcher (nice! i know.)
- person who removes dead birds from a computer

I am too qualified to work at the Enterprises, no? Den Dobre.

Chenquieh.