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Old 2008-01-18
noeracforme noeracforme is offline
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You're a sap. Nothing but a bunch of losers and ex ERAC employees who couldn't hack it giving you "advice" and, apparently, you're stupid enough to take it. Best of luck to you---you'll need it!
Here is my comment on the "couldn't hack it" phrase...

I value sleep, my liver, my bank account, and my dignity. See, that was my problem with this company and that is why I couldn't "hack it".

If you have insomnia, live at home with your parents and have no intention on moving out, and love to drink with only fellow co-workers, this is the perfect job for you.

Enterprise truly is a cult and I am so glad that I didn't drink enough of the Kool-aid to get stuck in it.
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Old 2008-01-19
BubbaGUmp BubbaGUmp is offline
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Here we go with the "couldn't hack it" talk. Have another cup of Kool-aid! Most of us that left are smart enough to realize that ERAC is a dead end. Wghat are you, a 3 month MT still thinking you'll be an ARM or RVP in 3 years and making those 6 figs? Get real. No ARMs make 6 figs. And there are not nearly enough RVP vacancies for everyone to move up. So as everyone else here figured out it's a pyramid scheme plain and simple. Now if you'll excuse me I have some work to do as I am leaving early today and, oh wait a moment...it's a long weekend! Oh man, that's awesome. Glad I have a real job with real holidays off. Enjoy work on Monday sucker!
Oh, my friend, you have no idea who or what I am or who I work for. Trust me even at my lowest point I've made more money than most people in the useless little web site.

As for MLK day...I have never recognized that holiday and will forever refuse to do so.
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Old 2008-01-19
BubbaGUmp BubbaGUmp is offline
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Here is my comment on the "couldn't hack it" phrase...

I value sleep, my liver, my bank account, and my dignity. See, that was my problem with this company and that is why I couldn't "hack it".

If you have insomnia, live at home with your parents and have no intention on moving out, and love to drink with only fellow co-workers, this is the perfect job for you.

Enterprise truly is a cult and I am so glad that I didn't drink enough of the Kool-aid to get stuck in it.
You really aren't all that smart are you? You quoted the previous poster, almost verbatim. You have no imagination and you really are a loser!
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Old 2008-01-21
yambag yambag is offline
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Oh, my friend, you have no idea who or what I am or who I work for. Trust me even at my lowest point I've made more money than most people in the useless little web site.

As for MLK day...I have never recognized that holiday and will forever refuse to do so.
lmao
at your lowest point you were at least a lousy MT, making 27k and getting shit on by everyone.
now you think you are badass because you are a BM, making 40k and still getting shit on.
you erac'ers are all the same, all talk zero walk...go ahead now clone, brag up somebody else's paycheck.
have fun working today, boating up immigrants and old ladies...man your parents must be so proud!
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Old 2008-01-21
mgrowc1 mgrowc1 is offline
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why would I lie about being AN ALL AMERICAN? Name is Mark Growcott. Played tennis for LSU ranked no1 in nation 2005. Not making that shit up who ever you are
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Old 2008-01-21
mgrowc1 mgrowc1 is offline
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Oh an by the way who ever is calling me a an idiot for turning erac down and believing people here. I have a job working 35 hours a week for a financial consultant for only 30k but great experience that will look very good on my resume. I would not put erac on my resume. Id be ashamed. I am not trying to piss anyone off here. Just saying I am glad I did not do this. Found a descent job and still teaching tennis for $40 an hour - I just do not want to do this the rest of my life - which is why I am getting another job for experience. But ill always have it to fall back on!
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Old 2008-01-21
voice of truth voice of truth is offline
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Oh an by the way who ever is calling me a an idiot for turning erac down and believing people here. I have a job working 35 hours a week for a financial consultant for only 30k but great experience that will look very good on my resume. I would not put erac on my resume. Id be ashamed. I am not trying to piss anyone off here. Just saying I am glad I did not do this. Found a descent job and still teaching tennis for $40 an hour - I just do not want to do this the rest of my life - which is why I am getting another job for experience. But ill always have it to fall back on!
Good call on turning down ERAC. It sounds like you will be well of regardless. I checked out some of your tennis accomplishments online. How would you rank if you decided to go pro? Or is that still an option for you?
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Old 2008-01-22
mgrowc1 mgrowc1 is offline
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not really an option, I do not enjoy tennis anymore. Id probably get around 100 doubles if I did extremely well, and stuck at it for a while but you do not make money unless you are top 200 singles which I pretty much have no shot at that
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Old 2008-01-22
Branch$$$isaloser Branch$$$isaloser is offline
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Oh, my friend, you have no idea who or what I am or who I work for. Trust me even at my lowest point I've made more money than most people in the useless little web site.

As for MLK day...I have never recognized that holiday and will forever refuse to do so.
I know exactly who and what you are. You are still living the "frat life", probably at home or in an apartment with 4 other people, possibly other ERACers. And all of us have worked for the green so we know how much you are making, unless you are Andy Taylor or an RVP you are making dick! You are probably an Asst. Mgr and you are "thinking" that some day you will make the 6 figs. It's not going to happen. The sooner you grow up and realize it the better. Now go scrub that Neon! And as for MLK holiday who cares what you think. All I know is I got an extra day to relax after watching some great football, go Pats! I actually drove past a branch yesterday and saw all the little ticket writers hustling about in the cold. HAd a good laugh. I was getting paid to stay home! Think about that!
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Old 2008-01-22
gimmeabreak gimmeabreak is offline
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Oh an by the way who ever is calling me a an idiot for turning erac down and believing people here. I have a job working 35 hours a week for a financial consultant for only 30k but great experience that will look very good on my resume. I would not put erac on my resume. Id be ashamed. I am not trying to piss anyone off here. Just saying I am glad I did not do this. Found a descent job and still teaching tennis for $40 an hour - I just do not want to do this the rest of my life - which is why I am getting another job for experience. But ill always have it to fall back on!
30K!!! WOW that's great! ANd since you only work 35 hours you don't qualify as full time...so you get reduced benefits! How wonderful for you...dude you spell like shit...you should have paid attention in class instead of playing with balls...you're a fucking joke....and a stupid fuck at that too...are you really thta stupid that you gave you real name? MY GOD!!! Go to your pathetic little job...you'll eventually get laid off and your life will suck...you will lose everything someday...and then you can come by and clean the shit off my shoes...I'll toss a bone your way...you're in a descent job all right...a descent into hell! I, however, have DECENT job!
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