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Old 2008-01-23
Branch$$$isaloser Branch$$$isaloser is offline
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30K!!! WOW that's great! ANd since you only work 35 hours you don't qualify as full time...so you get reduced benefits! How wonderful for you...dude you spell like shit...you should have paid attention in class instead of playing with balls...you're a fucking joke....and a stupid fuck at that too...are you really thta stupid that you gave you real name? MY GOD!!! Go to your pathetic little job...you'll eventually get laid off and your life will suck...you will lose everything someday...and then you can come by and clean the shit off my shoes...I'll toss a bone your way...you're in a descent job all right...a descent into hell! I, however, have DECENT job!
Speaking of can't spell!
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Old 2008-01-23
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Speaking of can't spell!
There is a vast difference between a typo and an inability to spell. Decent and descent are two vastly different words, dumb ass.
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Old 2008-01-23
Branch$$$isaloser Branch$$$isaloser is offline
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There is a vast difference between a typo and an inability to spell. Decent and descent are two vastly different words, dumb ass.
Typo, can't spell, doesn't really matter what the excuse is. See, when you work in a professional job you should really proofread everything. You think my boss wants to hear me say, "oh it's a typo, I can spell"? No, just do it right, that's why you are a ticket jockey.
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Old 2008-01-23
gimmeabreak gimmeabreak is offline
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Typo, can't spell, doesn't really matter what the excuse is. See, when you work in a professional job you should really proofread everything. You think my boss wants to hear me say, "oh it's a typo, I can spell"? No, just do it right, that's why you are a ticket jockey.
Gee, thanks for the advise! You're so smart!

Ticket jockey? You've got no idea what I do for a living, pal! Keep guessing!
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Old 2008-01-23
Ballsac T. Baghar Ballsac T. Baghar is offline
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not really an option, I do not enjoy tennis anymore. Id probably get around 100 doubles if I did extremely well, and stuck at it for a while but you do not make money unless you are top 200 singles which I pretty much have no shot at that
All-American my anus!
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Old 2008-01-24
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wow, I think I am done with this site!
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Old 2008-01-24
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30K!!! WOW that's great! ANd since you only work 35 hours you don't qualify as full time...so you get reduced benefits! How wonderful for you...dude you spell like shit...you should have paid attention in class instead of playing with balls...you're a fucking joke....and a stupid fuck at that too...are you really thta stupid that you gave you real name? MY GOD!!! Go to your pathetic little job...you'll eventually get laid off and your life will suck...you will lose everything someday...and then you can come by and clean the shit off my shoes...I'll toss a bone your way...you're in a descent job all right...a descent into hell! I, however, have DECENT job!
I honestly don't know where to start with this one

1) You criticize people and their spelling yet you have spelling and grammar errors all over your post.

2) You insult his job of 30K for 35 hour a week of work, yet Enterprise pays roughly $22,000 for an equivalent 35 hours of work ($12/hour). That should tell you plenty about the kind of company Enterprise is. I don't know why you are all fired up about the benefits at ERAC, they're horrible and you have to pay for them. Enjoy the ERAC Christmas gift this year buddy.

3) Why do you assume that anyone working outside of Enterprise will get laid off? Here's a reality check, Enterprise is not the center of the universe.

4) Why are you so bitter? This person has done their due diligence and chose not to pursue a career with Enterprise due to various reasons. Why are you so upset that he didn't take a job with Enterprise? Sorry, they don't want to have a miserable career like the majority of ERAC employees do, and most likely yourself.

5) I don't work for ERAC so don't even try to start, however it's obvious that you do since your post is filled with bitterness, outstanding spelling and sentence structure. Make sure not to get that tie from Kohl's all dirty when you vacuum out my rental car ticket monkey.
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Old 2008-01-25
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I just want to say thank you to everyone who has posted on this site. I graduated college last year - was an All-American athlete and on the deans list academically. I am getting some great job offers and I am starting my MBA in August. Before finding this site I was about to take a job at ERAC. What a mistake this would have been. I do not understand how they make it sound so good - the business week top 5 places to launch a career etc. I though I was lucky to be getting calls back from recruiters. Now I am just going to take an office job for experience - lowest offered salary is 32000 plus bonuses and benefits and huge growth potential and if not ill leave with the experience and my MBA.

So just wanted to say thanks again! You guys saved me!
You are welcome, glad we could save another soul.
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Old 2008-01-25
Branch$$$isaloser Branch$$$isaloser is offline
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Gee, thanks for the advise! You're so smart!

Ticket jockey? You've got no idea what I do for a living, pal! Keep guessing!
Hey gimmeabreak are you working tomorrow? Getting up at 7:30 to get to the office, still smelling like stale beer. Ready to rent some cars on a Saturday? Deal with all the negative bullshit? I bet all of your non-ERAC friends have fun things planned that you cannot be apart of, you know, working and all. Just to let you know, tonight I am heading up to my place in the White Mountains of NH. There will be 8 of us and I think we'll drink some beers tonight and chill. I too will be getting up at 7:30 tomorrow morning, but it's because I will be on the slopes by 8:30! Ski for a few hours then hit the ski lodge for a few irish coffees, seeing how today is National Irish Coffee Day. Tomorrow night I think we'll stay in, drink beers, hang by the fire. You know, fun stuff. Well, enjoy work tomorrow. Remember, 6 years 6 figures!
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Old 2008-01-25
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I think I'll just sleep in tomorrow.
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