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Old 2008-02-28
Branch$$$isaloser Branch$$$isaloser is offline
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yawn...your schtick is getting a tad old here Bubba. Dont you have some cars to wash or body shops to drop off donuts to?
Bubba will soon end up like all the others, like Branch$$$Manager, Goofus and the rest. he will discover how awful his life is and finally quit. Then he will be back here under a different name saying how ERAC suck donkey balls.
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Old 2008-02-28
Robert Robert is offline
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Bubba will soon end up like all the others, like Branch$$$Manager, Goofus and the rest. he will discover how awful his life is and finally quit. Then he will be back here under a different name saying how ERAC suck donkey balls.
And Steve Williams too, lol!
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Old 2008-02-28
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No, and you either! Why, I'll bet there's a great job for you emptying porta poties or somthing!
Yeah, that's right I empty shit cans now - being as that is the only gig I could get after ERAC! You've got to be kidding if you think that is the only potential you'll have after you leave the green machine! But hell, you're still there, maybe emptying shit cans is the best you could hope for.
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Old 2008-02-28
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And Steve Williams too, lol!
What?! Stone Cold worked for ERAC. WHAT?
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Old 2008-02-28
Grease Stabblefold Grease Stabblefold is offline
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I see all these posts of defeated pond scum bottom dwellers and I laugh all the way to the bank. Erac has it all down to a science and people like me swim in the money that you over worked lower paid college graduates make for me. Thank you to all the bottom dwellers for making me as rich as can be and to have a long illustrious career at Erac. Thanks for the Ferrari, Mansion, Maids, Movado's, and vacations homes. I love you guys....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


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Old 2008-02-28
hekiliko'olau hekiliko'olau is offline
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What?! Stone Cold worked for ERAC. WHAT?
Um, I think you are thinking of Steve Austin.
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Old 2008-02-29
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Um, I think you are thinking of Steve Austin.
Yeah but his real name is Steve Williams. It was a bit of a joke in the 90's since that was the name of the 6 million dollar man.

I know, hillarious!
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Branch$$$isaloser Branch$$$isaloser is offline
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I see all these posts of defeated pond scum bottom dwellers and I laugh all the way to the bank. Erac has it all down to a science and people like me swim in the money that you over worked lower paid college graduates make for me. Thank you to all the bottom dwellers for making me as rich as can be and to have a long illustrious career at Erac. Thanks for the Ferrari, Mansion, Maids, Movado's, and vacations homes. I love you guys....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


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Yeah but his real name is Steve Williams. It was a bit of a joke in the 90's since that was the name of the 6 million dollar man.

I know, hillarious!
Oh yeah. Lee Majors was the actor that played that role. Good stuff.
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Old 2008-02-29
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yawn...your schtick is getting a tad old here Bubba. Dont you have some cars to wash or body shops to drop off donuts to?
He's doing his callbacks and thinking of ways to train his employees to better sell fake insurance.
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