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Old 2008-03-09
TrailerTart TrailerTart is offline
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Default Re: Enterprise Rocks

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Just because you still live in your mom's basement and she cooks and cleans for you doesn't make her a maid.
Good one!

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Old 2008-03-15
tbone tbone is offline
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I have to say that although I hated most of my time at ERAC, I'm glad I took the job. I left after 2 years as an assistant mgr and my current employer at least thought that I was somebody for being in mgmt at such a "prestigous" company. I left ERAC for 10 hours less per week and a 32% pay raise. Don't get me wrong, I made some good friends while at ERAC and had some good times but then my mgr got promoted to a bigger branch and they brought in a bi-polar lesbian chic and for the next 6 months my life was hell. The point of that story is that who your mgr is makes all the difference in the world for your ERAC career.
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Old 2008-03-15
contracheck contracheck is offline
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I have to say that although I hated most of my time at ERAC, I'm glad I took the job. I left after 2 years as an assistant mgr and my current employer at least thought that I was somebody for being in mgmt at such a "prestigous" company. I left ERAC for 10 hours less per week and a 32% pay raise. Don't get me wrong, I made some good friends while at ERAC and had some good times but then my mgr got promoted to a bigger branch and they brought in a bi-polar lesbian chic and for the next 6 months my life was hell. The point of that story is that who your mgr is makes all the difference in the world for your ERAC career.
hoooooooooooooly cow ... gag me with a spooooooooooon ... but I can believe it ... cuz while working at ERAC working ONLY 2 good BM's I myself have come across control freaks, kicked-off-the police force, dishonorably-dismissed-from-military, fired-from-26-jobs and other assorted misfits of society "employees" .. but "bipolar lesbian as BM" does take the cake ........
yyyyyyyyyyap ... ERAC sure is a breeding ground for class, too bad its low .....

All the best to you :) :)
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Old 2008-03-16
UnderpaidOverwork UnderpaidOverwork is offline
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3 yrs, and I only had one good BM. He was good to me, but that doesn't mean that he was good to his customers or his business ethics, I've done so many fucked up shit under his orders for the sake of covering his ass and his numbers and shit.

And yes, breeding ground indeed.
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Old 2008-03-16
UnderpaidOverwork UnderpaidOverwork is offline
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I see all these posts of defeated pond scum bottom dwellers and I laugh all the way to the bank. Erac has it all down to a science and people like me swim in the money that you over worked lower paid college graduates make for me. Thank you to all the bottom dwellers for making me as rich as can be and to have a long illustrious career at Erac. Thanks for the Ferrari, Mansion, Maids, Movado's, and vacations homes. I love you guys....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


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Hey jerkoff, I have one question for you. So how many times did you get on ur knees in front of upper management to get to where you are today? Boy, your mama must be proud of you that you can suck a dick better than her.
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Old 2008-03-16
contracheck contracheck is offline
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Hey jerkoff, I have one question for you. So how many times did you get on ur knees in front of upper management to get to where you are today? Boy, your mama must be proud of you that you can suck a dick better than her.
HAVE YOU NO SHAME ? ?/?????????????????????????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????
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Old 2008-03-18
32AATopIPEandDub 32AATopIPEandDub is offline
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Default Re: Thanks to this site!

Don't you guys know that Grease Stabblefold is just someone trolling by impersonating Greg Stubblefield? Greg Stubblefield is the General Manager of the entire region 32. He is without a doubt a millionaire, one of the very few that climbed that far up in Enterprise.

Imagine what Pam Nicholson had to do to get to her spot...
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Old 2008-03-20
erudite"eracer" erudite"eracer" is offline
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Hey jerkoff, I have one question for you. So how many times did you get on ur knees in front of upper management to get to where you are today? Boy, your mama must be proud of you that you can suck a dick better than her.
Oh yea, good ol grease has been takin ecok up the ass for a long time!! Here is a psycho-analysis of grease stubblenipple////obviously he is at mid management level where he is getting used and abused by customers, fellow employees and upper management, hence his lashing out in the post....His only saving grace is that one day he can make it to stubblefields level where he will be able to "punk" "harass" and "haze" everybody below him in true enterprise fashion, since he himself was rectally rampaged during the 10 years it took him to fuk and suk his way to his present laughable position as an am or bm...Yes one day you might be able to return all the hate that you have so studiously endured...yes one day you can be satan himself and dish out negativity and fear on a daily basis just how your area, regional managers and vice presidents have all taught you!! Actually his post is a great example showing the ultimate evolution of the eprise employee into a bitter, cold, shell of a person, good for nothing but swallowing e-nut and gaining experience in in anal gratification, manipulation, and constipation...
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Old 2008-03-20
Spoo Jim Spoo Jim is offline
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Default Re: Thanks to this site!

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Originally Posted by 32AATopIPEandDub View Post
Don't you guys know that Grease Stabblefold is just someone trolling by impersonating Greg Stubblefield? Greg Stubblefield is the General Manager of the entire region 32. He is without a doubt a millionaire, one of the very few that climbed that far up in Enterprise.

Imagine what Pam Nicholson had to do to get to her spot...
Stubblefield actually is now President of Vanguard.
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