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Old 2008-02-27
actionj actionj is offline
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I turned down my Management training!!!

Dear (Recruiter),

I am very sorry to inform you I am no longer interested in the position. It is due to reading much of http://www.failingenterprise.com/, and the experience of employees in the company. You do a wonderful job and, I apologize dearly.
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Old 2008-02-27
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The job sounded very lucrative in the beginning, and if I hadn't had Management exp., an internship, and a decent degree I would've done it! Poor recruiter was cute sounding.

• Fantastic Opportunity with a Very Reputable Company
• Voted #1 place to launch a career in Dallas (June ’07)
• Phenomenal Corporate Culture – they take care of their people, it’s a work hard play hard environment, everyone is having fun and really making things happen for themselves and for the company
• Set themselves apart from their competitors by forming relationships with other companies and strengthening ties within their communities
• #1 in their Industry
o Market Share
o Number of Branch Locations
o Revenue
o Number of Employees
o Growth
• #7 Largest Private Employer in the US on Forbes Private 500
• Established in 1957
• Made $9.0 Billion in 2005, $10.0 Billion in 2006
• Never had a negative year, so they have never had a lay off
• Privately Held
• International Company
• Over 70,000 Employees ALL of which have started as a Management Trainee
• Only hire people with 4 year degrees and they hire people with HIGH energy and drive
• Grooming Candidates for Management in a Sales Driven Environment
• Your hard work will pay off and you will be rewarded generously in a short amount of time
• Learn all Parts of a Business – like running your own!
o Sales
o Customer Service Management
o Marketing
 1 day each week
 Building Partnerships with Clients
o Business Management Majority of the time
 Profit and Loss
 Financials
 Growth
o Administration
• All Employees are Promoted from within
• All Promotions Based 100% on Merit
• They encourage team efforts and sponsor tons of social functions outside of work – dinners and happy hours, intramural sports, events in the community – they want you to have fun and enjoy yourself
• Large enough company with phenomenal growth potential – whether you ultimately decide to pursue a specialized field (HR, Marketing, etc…) or Executive Management, you have options and opportunity
• Hire the most college graduates right out of college – 8,000 in 2006
• Performance affects Earnings
• #1 Company with the most people under the age of 30 making 6-figure salary
• Average age of retirement is 42
• Over 7,000 Locations in the US, UK, Ireland, Germany and Canada
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Old 2008-02-27
bill_and_paystub bill_and_paystub is offline
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Just goes to show that numbers and phrases can be manipulated to reflect whatever you want them to reflect. Good job seeing through the crap. You're much better off.
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Old 2008-02-27
FailingEnterpriseAdmin FailingEnterpriseAdmin is offline
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I turned down my Management training!!!

Dear (Recruiter),

I am very sorry to inform you I am no longer interested in the position. It is due to reading much of http://www.failingenterprise.com/, and the experience of employees in the company. You do a wonderful job and, I apologize dearly.
Excellent! Thanks for letting us know. I'm sure this isn't the first time this recruiter has received a similar message.
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Old 2008-02-27
Realistic Realistic is offline
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You know... as much as people applaud the college grads who reject erac, how about actually helping him get a job or pointing him in the right direction? Oh wait... that would actually take more effort than the admin here stating his obligatory "go me" statements. *sigh*

Anyhow, actionj look online for your local staffing firms. I've had really good experiences with those in my area and tell them the kind of field you'd like to go into long term. They usually do both permanent positions as well as temp work. Go with temp if you're lacking experience for what you want and try to switch over to full time from there. Another alternative to that is also to go to a local university/college and try to find their internship center. Most of them will still take graduates in since their department makes more on higher level internships they assign out.

Hopefully that helps - Good luck job hunting.
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32AATopIPEandDub 32AATopIPEandDub is offline
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You know... as much as people applaud the college grads who reject erac, how about actually helping him get a job or pointing him in the right direction? Oh wait... that would actually take more effort than the admin here stating his obligatory "go me" statements. *sigh*

Anyhow, actionj look online for your local staffing firms. I've had really good experiences with those in my area and tell them the kind of field you'd like to go into long term. They usually do both permanent positions as well as temp work. Go with temp if you're lacking experience for what you want and try to switch over to full time from there. Another alternative to that is also to go to a local university/college and try to find their internship center. Most of them will still take graduates in since their department makes more on higher level internships they assign out.

Hopefully that helps - Good luck job hunting.
I do have to agree with Realistic here. Having Enterprise is better than having NO JOB, NO CAREER.
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Old 2008-02-27
blind2long blind2long is offline
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I turned down my Management training!!!

Dear (Recruiter),

I am very sorry to inform you I am no longer interested in the position. It is due to reading much of http://www.failingenterprise.com/, and the experience of employees in the company. You do a wonderful job and, I apologize dearly.
Fantastic! I wish I had been fortunate enough to see this website before my interview. Trust me ERAC is not the only company willing to hire you.
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Old 2008-02-28
BubbaGUmp BubbaGUmp is offline
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Fantastic! I wish I had been fortunate enough to see this website before my interview. Trust me ERAC is not the only company willing to hire you.
No, and you either! Why, I'll bet there's a great job for you emptying porta poties or somthing!
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Old 2008-02-28
FreefromGreen FreefromGreen is offline
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No, and you either! Why, I'll bet there's a great job for you emptying porta poties or somthing!
yawn...your schtick is getting a tad old here Bubba. Dont you have some cars to wash or body shops to drop off donuts to?
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Old 2008-02-28
Robert Robert is offline
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No, and you either! Why, I'll bet there's a great job for you emptying porta poties or somthing!
Which branch are you an MT at Bubba?
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