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Old 2008-03-04
erudite"eracer" erudite"eracer" is offline
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Hey Contra, I am presenting this as a crach course in moral-relativism and the post modern world............
the enemy of my enemy is my friend....so I can definitely take a slap in the face from you.....just please realize that morals are subjective....what might be right in your book might be wrong in someone elses.....and in the end-who the FUCK are you to judge? exactly... in other, simpler words....if you filter what people say then you become a societal policeman..... and societal policeman, throughout history, have been utilized as henchman for corrupt governments....all I'm saying is why go down this road...I am never profane for Profanities sake,,,,I use these words to articulate a bigger point, a bigger cause, and in this arena,,,I feel fully justified...so please do not be an undemocratic fascist nazi commi and filter what I say!! we are all saying the same thing, some just say it differently, so applaud diversity in this setting and please let it go in future posts........
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Old 2008-03-08
Benzo Lorenzo Benzo Lorenzo is offline
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Management Trainee Opportunities at Enterprise

The chance to run your own business and share in the profits you help create
Highly marketable skills and training in business, management, sales and service
Rapid promotion based on performance
A fun, team-oriented work environment
During your first year, you'll learn valuable business skills from capable mentors who were once in your shoes. Nearly 100% of all our managers and corporate executives started out as Management Trainees and followed a clearly defined career path that took them to where they are today. Day-to-day responsibilities include actively participating in everything from sales and marketing and customer service to operations and finance. As you progress, you’ll be evaluated every step of the way. And upon successful evaluation you can expect rewards, pay increases and the opportunity for continued promotions. And thanks to our entrepreneurial philosophy, there’s absolutely nothing holding you back. Your own initiative and capabilities, coupled with your ability to think on your feet and market effectively, will dictate how fast you advance.
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Old 2008-03-09
Spoo Jim Spoo Jim is offline
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"I'm out here getting my ass kicked and every time I drive down the road I wanna jerk the wheel into a Goddamn bridge abutment!"
That was me every day at that job. There is nothing good about it. The VAST majority of the people who like the job were people who breezed through college slinging bullshit out of their mouths at every minuet. Think, when you were younger what did you want to be? A Astronaught, a Cowboy, A Cop, a Fireman, A Rock Star, A movie Star etc. etc.? For the most part we all wanted to do something great with our lives. But did any us/you sti there and say at the age of 10: "Gosh, I just want to get out there and rent cars when I am older!."???? NO! Its not a dream, its a job that people take when they realize they pissed 4+ years away on college to major in something they either a.) dont want to do. or b.) want to do it, but its a job they will never be able to get into (ie. majors like Zoology, Philosophy, and Sociology.) That is what I did, but eventualy I got smart. I transfered, and on the first day in the new office I walked in, rented a few cars, sold my soul to get people to buy DUB then went on lunch, looked myself in the mirror and then walked out, threw my tie on the ground and said "fuck this, i quit". Yes I could have been more professional, but to hell with it.

My point is, this job turns you into a monster. You work too much, you love to little, you drink or do hard drugs (sometimes both) too excessivly and you gain too much weight. You end up dating in work, which sucks because have you ever dated anyone you saw 12 hours during the day, then at home and all you can talk about is work? Its HORRIBLE.

Dont work here, keep looking. I work 9-5 M-Fri now at a Doctors office and although I dont love it, I dont have to wear a suit and clean cars, and I make more than I did at Enterprise. "


We didn't want you anyway. If you cant lie,than quit!
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Old 2008-03-09
contracheck contracheck is offline
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Hey Contra, I am presenting this as a crach course in moral-relativism and the post modern world............
the enemy of my enemy is my friend....so I can definitely take a slap in the face from you.....just please realize that morals are subjective....what might be right in your book might be wrong in someone elses.....and in the end-who the FUCK are you to judge? exactly... in other, simpler words....if you filter what people say then you become a societal policeman..... and societal policeman, throughout history, have been utilized as henchman for corrupt governments....all I'm saying is why go down this road...I am never profane for Profanities sake,,,,I use these words to articulate a bigger point, a bigger cause, and in this arena,,,I feel fully justified...so please do not be an undemocratic fascist nazi commi and filter what I say!! we are all saying the same thing, some just say it differently, so applaud diversity in this setting and please let it go in future posts........
you have a nice day too ... racer L:)
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Old 2008-03-09
contracheck contracheck is offline
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You need to raise your intelligence to rise above my profanity then. Sometimes I forget that the word "fuck" is offensive to some people, sorry. At least you caught my drift in the post :)
I "need" ???? you NEED to wash your mouth out with clorox bleach !!!
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Old 2008-03-10
the great one 5059 the great one 5059 is offline
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Management Trainee Opportunities at Enterprise

The chance to run your own business and share in the profits you help create
Highly marketable skills and training in business, management, sales and service
Rapid promotion based on performance
A fun, team-oriented work environment
During your first year, you'll learn valuable business skills from capable mentors who were once in your shoes. Nearly 100% of all our managers and corporate executives started out as Management Trainees and followed a clearly defined career path that took them to where they are today. Day-to-day responsibilities include actively participating in everything from sales and marketing and customer service to operations and finance. As you progress, you’ll be evaluated every step of the way. And upon successful evaluation you can expect rewards, pay increases and the opportunity for continued promotions. And thanks to our entrepreneurial philosophy, there’s absolutely nothing holding you back. Your own initiative and capabilities, coupled with your ability to think on your feet and market effectively, will dictate how fast you advance.
Management Trainee Opportunities at Enterprise

The chance to clean cars in your business suit, you help create
Highly marketable skills by delivering donuts to bodyshop , dealership owners
Rapid promotion based on how many people you screwed by selling them fake insurance
A fun, team-oriented drinking environment
During your first year there's an 70% chance that you'll quit, be broke and depressed, or be 25 pounds overweight.
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