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  #121 (permalink)  
Old 2006-12-04
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Can I just say to the old fart who keeps going on about the generation of hard workers and where have they all gone ???

All I simply have to say is "f*ckoff" you complete disck head....

Lets go back to working every hour god sends and burying our head in the sand just like you old timers did pre 1980's.... Having no life, poor wages and a wife/husband/girlfreind/botfriend who never gets to see you. Getting married early as you hardly travelled and experinced life. Get married early and pop out a few kids as you had nothing better to do with your life than work all day and f*ck once a week.

I bet you an old timer who works all day, gets in and demands that your partner has dinner on the table at 7pm so you can watch your favourite TV programmes in you comfortable trousers... I bet you bath a lot and hardly shower, I bet you drive a sh*t old car and moan all day at young people who have a life because you quite blatantly dont.

Your a sad pathetic loser who would suit working at enterprise rent-a-life so you can work all your life and have nothing to show for it.... no real experiences, no real pleasures apart from work and simply no soul.

You keep working hard whilst I go around the world travelling on a regular basis, smoking whatever I can get in my mouth and drinking myself into a complete mess...... sleeping with beautiful women, swimming naked in the ocean at 4am in the morning and enjoying life to the full as you only live once.

I too worked for Enterprise and realised what a sack of sh*t it was.... Good luck to you Granddad, and I am sure you will have a lot of interesting tales to tell your Grand children about working hard when you are a bit older.

Take Care
I BET THIS JERK CAN'T SPELL.
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Old 2006-12-04
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Your an idiot.
HE MAY BE, BUT THAT HAS NO BEARING UPON WHETHER OR NOT HE IS RIGHT ABOUT BLACK NEIGHBORHOODS AND CRIME RATES.
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Old 2006-12-06
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I just turned down a job there yesterday thanks you this site. I will give them a little credit, they did a great job kissing my ass.
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Old 2006-12-07
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Default Re: Anyone Thinking Of Working There Click Here!

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Originally Posted by U624 EMPLOYEE View Post
THEY ARE THE BIGGEST RECRUITER OF COLLEGE GRADUATES.............................

THIS IS NOT A GOOD THING!

THE REASON THEY HIRE SO MANY PEOPLE IS BECAUSE ALL THE PEOPLE FROM LAST YEAR QUIT! THINK ABOUT IT FOR A SECOND COLLEGE STUDENTS.....

ITS NOT LIKE EVERYONE IS STILL WORKING THERE.THERE WOULD BE NO JOB FOR YOU!

-PAY IS @#%$
- ITS AN EMBARASSING JOB
- HOURS ARE WAY TO LONG FOR YOU TO LIVE A REAL LIFE
- YOU LEARN NOTHING
- THEY LIE TO YOU

AND FOR @#%$ SAKE....YOU WILL RENT CARS FOR A LIVING!

YOU WILL ALSO LOOK LIKE A PRICK TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY.

DO NOT TAKE IT....

IF YOU ARE STILL THINKING ABOUT IT DO THIS....TOMORROW WAKE UP AND GET READY LIKE YOU WERE GOING FOR A BUSINESS DAY AT ERAC.PUT ON A WHITE SHIRT AND TIE.POP ON SOME CRAP SHOES(THEY WILL GET DIRTY FROM WASHING CARS) THEN HEAD TO THE BREAKFAST TABLE.SIT THERE AND IMAGINE WHAT YOUR DAY WOULD BE LIKE. IF YOU STILL WANT TO WORK THERE GO AHEAD.

MY GIRLFRIEND TURNED DOWN A JOB AT ERAC BECAUSE SHE DID THIS.ITS AN EXERCISE TO SHOW YOU WHETHER YOU WILL LIKE A JOB OR NOT....

FOR A REALISTIC ERAC DAY DO THIS AT 5.30 AM, HEAD OUTSIDE AND BEGIN WASHING CARS ALONG YOUR STREET WITH A MOP AND BUCKET IN YOUR SUIT. THEN EVERY 30 MINS OR SO DRIVE AT HIGH SPEED TO ANOTHER RESIDENTIAL AREA TO A HOUSE YOU PICKED RANDOMLY ON A MAP OF YOUR CITY. BEGIN ARGUING WITH THE RESIDENT. THEN TELL THEM YOU WILL DO ANYTHING TO MAKE THEM COMPLETLY SATISFIED. AT 4PM YOU CAN STOP FOR LUNCH FOR 10 MINS WHILE WRITING A CONTRACT. ONLY EAT 3 SLICES OF PIZZA THOUGH...THIS IS WHAT YOU WOULD HAVE FOR LUNCH ON ANY DAY AT ERAC....AT 7.30 PM WALK BACK INTO YOUR HOUSE... TAKE 40.00 DOLLARS FROM YOUR WALLET AND LAY IT ON THE TABLE....THIS IS WHAT YOU EARNED!

10 ON RENT.....
10 ON SOME TAKEAWAY BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO TIME TO COOK BEFORE BED.
10 ON UTILITIES
10 FOR CAR PAYMENT AND INSURANCE......

ALL OF YOUR MONEY IS GONE.....

NOW YOU WILL HAVE TO RELY ON YOUR PARENTS AND CREDIT CARDS.....

THIS IS A TYPICAL DAY AT ERAC.... YOU @#%$ C U N T S
I concur. screw ecrap
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Old 2006-12-07
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my name is iris walt beeeeatch
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Old 2006-12-12
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I worked in ERAC for almost 2 full years. I only did it because I was an international student and at the time when I graduated they were the only ones sponsoring work visas.

What a nightmare.

In those 2 years I have had 4 different branch managers and the number of trainees who have come and gone are too many to count. The managers; one was fired for stealing from the office cash reserve, one was fired because he kept running away from work and doing his business he had on the side (while the assistant managers had to run the place), one moved to another division of ERAC, and one was promoted to Area manager but I heard that soon after he was fired "because his numbers were bad". Also, a manager from another office was always complaining to me how she is constantly broke and the area manager was actually lending her money all the time. Her problem was that she was in a very low traffic area and no matter what she did she couldn't improve the branch numbers. She quit too.

The assistant managers; these guys usually work the hardest expecting to get that promotion, but as soon as they do they put them in a smaller office where they end up making less money than before. One guy, who was a very loyal employee and a "believer" finally got promoted to manager, but they put him in a "problem" branch and fired him 3 months later when he couldn't "fix" it.

As far as myself; I was constantly sleep deprived, woke up every work day thinking if I should call in sick because I couldn't take it anymore, gained weight (all fat), had to listen to customers bitch at me for things that were not my fault, had a lady ask me if her teenage son could maybe work for us during the summer and shocked her when I told her that he would need a college degree, got harassed by managers over the phone on the one day I did call in sick until I had to come in anyway, and the list goes on and on. Oh yes, during hurricanes the area manager (who was not at work because he was putting up shutters on his house) told us we can't go home because we are "emergency personnel".

Oh yes, the best for last: My area manager was fanatical about never turning down a customer, even if you have no cars anywhere near the office and reservations up to your ears (which is company policy). He would call pretending to be a customer to see if we would take his reservation. And when the customers piled up in all of his offices in the area and we had no cars for them he would turn off his cell and let us in the branches take the beating from justifiably upset customers.

And by the way, you can't get promoted unless you sell the "DW". It's all about selling DW, which is, I would say, 80% or more location, location, location. A person working in a low income area, airport, resort, etc. has no problem selling the damned thing, while someone stuck in a dealership or servicing insurance customers all day long...good luck. And when you say anything about it they tell you that "they understand that and take it into consideration", which is bullshit because they bitch at you every day while the other person working in an "easy" branch is a star.

This company sucks ass.
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Old 2006-12-31
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Default Re: ANYONE THINKING OF WORKING THERE CLICK HERE!

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Number one is because ERAC is a racist, immoral, and unfair company.
Why do you say they're racist???
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Old 2007-02-02
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I guess I will just have to find out for myself...but I will keep all these posts in mind and take it as an opinion...I guess I look at it like this...I have read the Qu'ran....does that make me want to be a Muslim Extremist...You are all the extreme of the extreme...You guys are the suicide bombers of the Enterpirse Religion...
Maybe so or maybe not...there are thousands and thousands of employees and only a few of you...
you are the minority but I am listening to your voice and taking it in stride...

Thanks for the other side of the story...I have added you to my Website so I feel that I am truely fair and unbiased

Peace and Love
Azza
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Old 2007-02-03
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"And by the way, you can't get promoted unless you sell the "DW". It's all about selling DW, which is, I would say, 80% or more location, location, location. A person working in a low income area, airport, resort, etc. has no problem selling the damned thing, while someone stuck in a dealership or servicing insurance customers all day long...good luck. And when you say anything about it they tell you that "they understand that and take it into consideration", which is bullshit because they bitch at you every day while the other person working in an "easy" branch is a star."

The only place ive ever worked are dealership and insurance branches. I concistently sell above 30% as does almost everyone else in my branch. Its not location its sales.
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Old 2007-02-03
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Oh and My bad spelling of "consistently" has no effect over my sales
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