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  #191 (permalink)  
Old 2007-08-22
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Who is Robert?
Robert is that loser kid that was in your class. he never talked much, got picked on a lot because of his fatness and acne and had a love affection with his COMPAQ. Now he can seek revenge on those who have lives. he is the coolest guy on this site (in his own mind)

And he gave his own sister AIDS
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Old 2007-08-22
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Robert is that loser kid that was in your class. he never talked much, got picked on a lot because of his fatness and acne and had a love affection with his COMPAQ. Now he can seek revenge on those who have lives. he is the coolest guy on this site (in his own mind)

And he gave his own sister AIDS
Does it hurt deep down inside when you are describing yourself?
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Old 2007-08-22
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Does it hurt deep down inside when you are describing yourself?
It is true I know Robert and his sister. They both have Aids. And they have Aids who help them do their daily routines, like showering and shitting. Its not because of then AIDS though, it is because they are a couple of fat asses
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Old 2007-08-22
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It is true I know Robert and his sister. They both have Aids. And they have Aids who help them do their daily routines, like showering and shitting. Its not because of then AIDS though, it is because they are a couple of fat asses
What a complete dumbfuck you are!

Fat fucks don't have AIDS because AIDS is a skinny person disease you fucking nitwit motherfucker!
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Old 2007-09-14
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I give up you win. I was scheduled for my first interview but after reading this site I have been scared straight. I thought it would be a good idea to research the company for my interview so I checked out the wikipedia for Enterprise. I saw the link for failing enterprise and had to check it out. I have read the testimony of too many individuals for it to be a coincident. I feel bad having to tell my recruiter I am out, since she was very kind to me, but it seems I am making a smart decision. I guess I owe my thanks to the poor souls who sacrificed themselves before me.

Thank you for your honest words and advice.

A saved soul.
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Old 2007-09-14
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I give up you win. I was scheduled for my first interview but after reading this site I have been scared straight. I thought it would be a good idea to research the company for my interview so I checked out the wikipedia for Enterprise. I saw the link for failing enterprise and had to check it out. I have read the testimony of too many individuals for it to be a coincident. I feel bad having to tell my recruiter I am out, since she was very kind to me, but it seems I am making a smart decision. I guess I owe my thanks to the poor souls who sacrificed themselves before me.

Thank you for your honest words and advice.

A saved soul.
Be sure to tell them you're declining the interview because of what you read on FailingEnterprise.com.
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Old 2007-09-16
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If you are making a decision based on Wikipedia and this website then you are not capable of running your own business. You would have lasted about 90days and then quit. I would suggest that you look for work somewhere that does not require you to make any type of decisions.
Good luck
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Old 2007-10-23
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they make whoever does the repo go alone!!!! that is very dangerous no matter who you are!!!! They tell you to park the car that you take to the repo down the street and then they want you to walk to the house and take the other car from the customer and later in the day someone else will drive you to pick up the car you drove to pick up the repo. So they will take the time for two people to go pick up a car parked on the side of the road but they don't care about your safety enough to send someone with you on the actual repo which is stupid because you have to pick up the car later anyway!
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Old 2007-10-25
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If you are making a decision based on Wikipedia and this website then you are not capable of running your own business. You would have lasted about 90days and then quit. I would suggest that you look for work somewhere that does not require you to make any type of decisions.
Good luck
If you intentionally ignore the advice of thousands of your peers and choose instead to believe a recruiter's obvious lies, then you're qualified for little other than working at Enterprise.
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Old 2007-10-25
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I give up you win. I was scheduled for my first interview but after reading this site I have been scared straight. I thought it would be a good idea to research the company for my interview so I checked out the wikipedia for Enterprise. I saw the link for failing enterprise and had to check it out. I have read the testimony of too many individuals for it to be a coincident. I feel bad having to tell my recruiter I am out, since she was very kind to me, but it seems I am making a smart decision. I guess I owe my thanks to the poor souls who sacrificed themselves before me.

Thank you for your honest words and advice.

A saved soul.
Why feel bad by backing out? I'm sure she was deceptive in making you believe ERAC is much more than it really is. You should of given her a free condom as a consolation prize so she could use it after the typical ERAC after work gathering which always involves some form of alcohol.
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