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Old 2008-02-23
erudite"eracer" erudite"eracer" is offline
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Has anyone seen the commercials where they show meth addicts "before and after" jail photos in order to highlight how smoking meth sucks the life out of you and turns you into a decrepit bag of bones. The same can be said for working at eshit!! how often have you witnessed a beautiful MT girl turn into fucking medusa after six months of 12 hour days and incessant drinking at Erac....The change is fucking scary!! Just look at the girls you work with....the racoon eyes mixed with the long heavily fatigued faces!! gotta love it! I swear they go from having a pretty face to a "butta" face so fast you think they were the ones smoking meth.
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Old 2008-02-23
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Has anyone seen the commercials where they show meth addicts "before and after" jail photos in order to highlight how smoking meth sucks the life out of you and turns you into a decrepit bag of bones. The same can be said for working at eshit!! how often have you witnessed a beautiful MT girl turn into fucking medusa after six months of 12 hour days and incessant drinking at Erac....The change is fucking scary!! Just look at the girls you work with....the racoon eyes mixed with the long heavily fatigued faces!! gotta love it! I swear they go from having a pretty face to a "butta" face so fast you think they were the ones smoking meth.

While you might have something like a real point here ... you've totally trashed the spirit of it with your profane "f" word language ... ENOUGH ALREADY !!!!!!!!!!! CLEAN IT UP !!!!!!!!!!!! Ladies ARE reading these posts !!!!!! When speaking to your mother ... do you use the "F" word too ??? I bet not .. DON'T DO IT HERE EITHER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I whole-heartedly agree! When I first started erac I was appalled to see the level of intelligence I was expected to compete against. Needless to say, with such paltry competition it was ostensibly effortless to get to the bitch ass dinners....talk about a slap in the face...you bring $250,000 in via your commission sales and then are congratulated with a $20 dinner
you again hit the nail on the head .. Popper ! My perception is that Erac hires "drones" because they are eager to get earning after 4 years of college and student loans ... and don't ask questions .. and IF questions a r e asked .. one get's "live the dream" nicey-nice talk and ... a $20 dinner .... good show popper :)
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Old 2008-02-23
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While you might have something like a real point here ... you've totally trashed the spirit of it with your profane "f" word language ... ENOUGH ALREADY !!!!!!!!!!! CLEAN IT UP !!!!!!!!!!!! Ladies ARE reading these posts !!!!!! When speaking to your mother ... do you use the "F" word too ??? I bet not .. DON'T DO IT HERE EITHER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Old 2008-02-24
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While you might have something like a real point here ... you've totally trashed the spirit of it with your profane "f" word language ... ENOUGH ALREADY !!!!!!!!!!! CLEAN IT UP !!!!!!!!!!!! Ladies ARE reading these posts !!!!!! When speaking to your mother ... do you use the "F" word too ??? I bet not .. DON'T DO IT HERE EITHER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Old 2008-02-24
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i am an enterprise employee working in the human resources department instructed by my RVP to go onto failingenterprise.com and try to deter people thinking about quitting from doing so by writing fake posts under an unregistered name about how great it is working here.
and you are really lowering yourself to this "RVP'.s standards in doing that ?? Awwwwwww what a good little doggie ;)
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Contracheck's a chick?
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm yesssssssssssssssssssss ... thats right :)
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