Re: Please Read Before Taking a Job with ERAC HAHAHAHAHA!!!! I laugh at all the dirty bastards getting ready to work at E-tards, oops, I mean e-cars. In canada, you get paid 10.00/hr. If you work 55 hours a week times 52 weeks a year(maybe a few less if the ball biters don't jew you down on your holidays), so...well, you do the fucking math...it's not that great. I love to clean cars in my nicely dry cleaned suit. It gives me a big rod on chubby. You can get loaded and then have your ex-wife tank an expedition of a fucking curb and total the shit out of it and still get away with it. It's great!!!!! You can get ready to have spineless city manager's like Heather Young. Here, take a car, can I have a car? what is a car? do you know what reservation means? you are going to get screwed more than an omish girl at a family reunion. At first, your cheeks will hurt after the repeated fistings. But, after a while they've crammed so much bullshit up there that it eases the pain. Get your cock gobbling skills ready too. You will have to hob-knob and gob-knob all day long with upper management to get a promotion. E-cars drove me to smort lines of some hooker's ass while I drink absinthe tripping out to the green bleeding out my new torn asshole courtesy of Enterprise. But hey, if that works for you, be my guest. You can't say I didn't fucking warn you. Get fucked |