Just graduated, went through whole Interviewing process

Originally Posted by FormerClone

If a moron is someone who doesn't think we should clog up our legal system with frivolous lawsuits, then I am a moron. Just a tip from me to you, look in the mirror before you call anyone names, you will get a rude awakening.

P.S. Cut it out with the Chuck Norris bullshit, it's not funny anymore, and you come off as a jackass for keeping it going.

P.P.S. Merry Christmas!

P.P.P.S It is still funny and his beard is on the way as I type to roundhouse kick you. In fact, it probably already happened.

[FormerClone]

Originally Posted by realitycheck

P.P.P.S It is still funny and his beard is on the way as I type to roundhouse kick you. In fact, it probably already happened.

You probably think cancer is funny.

[The_Ineffable_Dunce]

Originally Posted by FormerClone

You probably think cancer is funny.

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he's never cried.

[FailingEnterpriseAdmin]

Originally Posted by FormerClone

You probably think cancer is funny.

There once was a man with a three-pound inoperable tumor on the side of his head. His doctors had given up hope, so he went to Chuck Norris seeking a cure. As the man was asking for advice, Chuck Norris immediately diagnosed the condition and gave him a roundhouse kick to the head that not only completely knocked the tumor loose (spurting blood, it arced through the air and landed in a nearby hazardous waste receptable), but the speed of Chuck's boot was so fast it heated up the air just before impact and cauterized the wound.

Slightly disfigured, still having trouble remembering what day comes after Tuesday, and unable to count past nine, the man is nevertheless delighted with his new lease on life.

"Glad to be of help", said Chuck, wiping some tumor cells off his boot. "Cancer's afraid of me".

[The_Ineffable_Dunce]

Jean Claude Van Damme doesn't do the splits, it simply is the only way he can keep his legs from killing each other.

Steven Segal has never hit anyone out of anger, he merely blocks their headbutts with his fist.

Mr. T isn't black, the sun is simply afraid to shine on him.

Chuck Norris took my virginity and he'll take yours too. If you think it's not "possible" since you alreay lost it, you're dead wrong!

Originally Posted by FormerClone

You probably think cancer is funny.

I pity you.

Yeah. That's right I'm on Mr. T's payroll. I am taking some of the pitying load off his shoulders only temporarily so he can focus on preparing his new year's resolution: Increase pitying by 20%. Then when 2006 rolls around, he will assume all pitying responsibilities and you will then feel the true wrath of BA Baracus! And don't bother barracading those doors. He's never met a door that doesn't succumb to his door breaking through ability.

[FormerClone]

This website is going in a strange, disturbing direction.

[FailingEnterpriseAdmin]

Originally Posted by FormerClone

This website is going in a strange, disturbing direction.

And I like it.

[The_Ineffable_Dunce]

Originally Posted by FormerClone

This website is going in a strange, disturbing direction.

Chuck Norris controls direction. Magnetic compasses do not point toward true North - they point in the direction of Chuck Norris. He just likes to sit on a lawn chair and shout, "Jackets are for pussies!" at the Acrtic researchers.

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Originally Posted by FormerClone

This website is going in a strange, disturbing direction.

Mr. T pities the fool who thinks this.