ERAC or IRAQ...You choose!

For all of those new college graduates out there looking for a job this January I thought it would be nice to show you how similar life at ERAC is to actually going to war in IRAQ....(West Point still has some spaces by the way).

1-Both run by inept commanders in cheif who have never done a days work in their life. (Andy Taylor wins this though because Bush is even worse).

2-Vehicles need to be armoured in certain areas...check downtown branches for bullet holes if you dont believe it!

3-The army and ERAC employees are dealing with a hostile local population at the moment...They have bullets...we have donuts to quell the insurection!

4-Both have shitty uniforms you have to wear everyday....except in the army you get respect and the chance to get laid on the weekends...ERAC on the other hand makes you look like a bible salesman.

5-PAY....Need I say more

6-Heavy drinking is the norm

7-Homophobia is rampant in both

In short.....basically ERAC and Iraq blow but when you come home from IRAQ you have earned respect from the people around you...

If you are thinking about working for Enterprise why not just think about telling your dad your going to rent cars after Uni and imagine his dissapointment!

[ExERAC656]

Originally Posted by Unregistered

For all of those new college graduates out there looking for a job this January I thought it would be nice to show you how similar life at ERAC is to actually going to war in IRAQ....(West Point still has some spaces by the way).

1-Both run by inept commanders in cheif who have never done a days work in their life. (Andy Taylor wins this though because Bush is even worse).

Yeah.. go ahead and jump on the bash the President bandwagon.. I suppose you would rather have John Kerry in there... or maybe you would like to have Bill Clinton back.. You libs bash the president yet have no suitable substiute for a replacement. I agree Bush has made some poor decisions but the thought of if Kerry would have won just plain scares the hell out of me.

As for the fact that Bush has never worked a day in his life... Hate to tell you this but you are wrong. Sure he is a blessed man and comes from a wealthy family, but that doesn't mean he hasn't worked. You my friend are like all the other libs... uninformed and ignorant.

Originally Posted by Unregistered

2-Vehicles need to be armoured in certain areas...check downtown branches for bullet holes if you dont believe it!

3-The army and ERAC employees are dealing with a hostile local population at the moment...They have bullets...we have donuts to quell the insurection!

4-Both have shitty uniforms you have to wear everyday....except in the army you get respect and the chance to get laid on the weekends...ERAC on the other hand makes you look like a bible salesman.

5-PAY....Need I say more

6-Heavy drinking is the norm

7-Homophobia is rampant in both

In short.....basically ERAC and Iraq blow but when you come home from IRAQ you have earned respect from the people around you...

If you are thinking about working for Enterprise why not just think about telling your dad your going to rent cars after Uni and imagine his dissapointment!

Basically your post makes you out to be a complete ass.

Don't compare the job that out brave men and women in uniform do on a daily basis to the job that people at ERAC do. This is a slap in the face to the fact that people are dying for freedom of others... Even if you disagree with the war you shouldn't downplay the sacrifices the people in the military make.

Do I think this guys post was supposed to be funny? Yes, I do. But I get a little touchy about people thinking the War is something to joke about.... I have freinds and family who are in the military and put their lives on the line everyday. I have been fortunate in that nobody close to me has been KIA.

I have an idea for the original poster. Go join the military and see how it feels to be compared to an ERAC employee. Oh I forgot you are probably to big of a pussy to join up.

UMMMM...I am in the armed forces. I also have a degree in Politics....

The liberal jibes are pretty funny...have you been watching too much Bill oreilly? Liberal ideas my friend are something you should read up on little! Its not a catch phrase from evening television its a set of political principles...

Oh this was also a joke....but you dont really get that do you?

Politics are bullshit.


The total gym is made out of bits of the men and women Chuck Norris has roundhouse kicked.

By the way..before you come back with some silly shit...You mentioned you dont know anyone who died in Iraq....Well I do...one of my friends from school was killed last year...

This post had nothing to do with knocking the army by the way...maybe you should read it again!

[GP57 Dropout]

Your post made an exaggerated comparison, and by no way did it mock the soldiers or the war. It was done to be humorous and I laughed so thank you. Everyone else needs to lighten up.

I Love Saddam Taylor!!!!!!!!!

[ExERAC656]

I didn't expect to be the popular voice in this thread nor do I care if I am or not.

I am not a staunch republican nor do I watch The O'Riley factor, listen to Rush Limbaugh, or read Ann Coulter books. I don't think that anyone who is a liberal gets all their information from an Al Franken book, Micheal Moore documentary, or by listening to the continious moaning from the Air America radio personalities.

I am well aware of what liberal idea and fundamentals are about. So, maybe I used the wrong word there... How about socialist.. that fit your mold a little better? Green jacket, gold jacket... who gives a shit?

Nestled in the middle of my quote I stated

Originally Posted by exerac656

Do I think this guys post was supposed to be funny? Yes, I do.

Last time I checked I was entitled to not think something was funny. Forgive me if I am so out of line to not think something that is comparing a shit-ass company to our military funny. I don't think I could ever laugh about

Originally Posted by unregistered

5-PAY....Need I say more!

What do ERAC employees know about pay? Hey next time a bomb goes off next you at ERAC laugh about how much you are getting paid.

I apologize to anyone who thinks I am being dramatic.. I just think that it is terrible to even compare the two professions together.

this sounded like a threat.....i think FailingEnterprise Admin should check your isp # and report you to homeland security. That last post sounded like a threat to ERAC

[FailingEnterpriseAdmin]

Originally Posted by Unregistered

this sounded like a threat.....i think FailingEnterprise Admin should check your isp # and report you to homeland security. That last post sounded like a threat to ERAC

Lighten up, Francis.