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Old 2005-12-29
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Don't forget David Hasselhoff (Michael Knight not Baywatch). That was one tight pair of jeans and one hell of a blowout (Afro for you non black people hairstyle knowers).

Erac should add K.I.T to their fleet. They would get mad rate for a talking car. GPS. Ha! Eat you heart out, Hertz. That car would be able to ask you how your day was going. Oh, the conversations the car would have with branch employees that hate their jobs.
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Erac should add K.I.T to their fleet. They would get mad rate for a talking car. GPS. Ha! Eat you heart out, Hertz. That car would be able to ask you how your day was going. Oh, the conversations the car would have with branch employees that hate their jobs.
I would actually rather have K.A.R.R (The evil K.I.T.T) He was one bad motherfucka and never got his props for any of TVs best villain polls. You remember Turbo Teen? He would get wet and then turn into a car. They should hire a bunch of those mutants and then they would never run out of cars. That is until they got too hot and transformed back into the human form leaving a family of four riding on his/her back on the way to Disney World.
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Old 2005-12-30
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I would actually rather have K.A.R.R (The evil K.I.T.T) He was one bad motherfucka and never got his props for any of TVs best villain polls. You remember Turbo Teen? He would get wet and then turn into a car. They should hire a bunch of those mutants and then they would never run out of cars. That is until they got too hot and transformed back into the human form leaving a family of four riding on his/her back on the way to Disney World.

Amazing how this thread lost track. do we all have ADD? Hey look at the kitty. :)
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Amazing how this thread lost track. do we all have ADD? Hey look at the kitty. :)
I actually have ADHD. Probably the reason I could never get ARs done.
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Old 2006-04-11
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I'm currently trying to get hired at Enterprise - thanks for telling me what not to do and what to do! This site hasn't scared me off - just made me more determined. Guess that wasn't the point of it though, was it?
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Old 2006-05-08
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Probably a "ticket b*itch" by now,
washing cars
working 50hrs/week
making the same $11/hr like everybody else

GOOD LUCK :)
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