Drug testing

So my first interview is next week and im curious to know how many of you were drug tested. If you respond could you also tell me the location, type of test (hair, urine etc) and any details about how and when the test was given? (information like the test was given after the 5th interview or if the test was administered on-site or at a seperate lab are particularly helpful) Thanks to all!

You are pathetic

[17dd boy]

Originally Posted by Unregistered

So my first interview is next week and im curious to know how many of you were drug tested. If you respond could you also tell me the location, type of test (hair, urine etc) and any details about how and when the test was given? (information like the test was given after the 5th interview or if the test was administered on-site or at a seperate lab are particularly helpful) Thanks to all!

It is a pee test usually given once you are promoted. It is the HARDEST TEST I ever took in my life.

Originally Posted by Unregistered

You are pathetic

Hate, hate, hate, hate, hate. You are the winner of the 5th annual Playa Hata's Ball!!! Hate, hate, hate, hate, hate.

its an anal injection with a fuckin thermometer, maybe you'll like it

[Former GoldenBoy]

piss test at a separate lab after being promoted. i think it is now if you are promoted to Ass. Manager. Used to be Branch manager. Now go smoke a pipe and quit worrying about a shit ass job anyway.

[playerchick]

Originally Posted by Unregistered

So my first interview is next week and im curious to know how many of you were drug tested. If you respond could you also tell me the location, type of test (hair, urine etc) and any details about how and when the test was given? (information like the test was given after the 5th interview or if the test was administered on-site or at a seperate lab are particularly helpful) Thanks to all!

If I was you, I wouldn't be asking anyone on this site about the kind of drug test administered for employment there. Instead, I would be getting as far away from ERAC as possible. This site should have been a big eye opener for you. But if you proceed to go with the interviews and then accept the position (which most likely will be offered ) all I can say is good luck and get ready to lose your life!

PS. It is a 3 interviews process, not 5

They knock you out and cut you open, taking a sample from your liver. If there are any traces of drugs at all, they kill you and sell your organs to a 3rd world country as food. This happened to a friend of mine and he was pissed.

[playerchick]

Originally Posted by diehippy

They knock you out and cut you open, taking a sample from your liver. If there are any traces of drugs at all, they kill you and sell your organs to a 3rd world country as food. This happened to a friend of mine and he was pissed.

And how exactly was he feeling pissed after his organs were taken out and sold in a 3rd world country. I guess he could function without his organs just fine. Hmmm.....weird feeling

[FailingEnterpriseAdmin]

Originally Posted by playerchick

And how exactly was he feeling pissed after his organs were taken out and sold in a 3rd world country. I guess he could function without his organs just fine. Hmmm.....weird feeling

OK, way too much analysis there. Most of the humor (humour) in that joke comes from the fact that the analysis doesn't work. I really liked it!