I think this says it all

This is a posting from an Internet job listing. This came presumably from an employee in HR at erac. "Marketable skills", they are already conceding that you'll want another job soon after joining up. They are even proposing that you won't be working a rental desk, with sales management trainee tag line. It’s getting hard for them to get recruits. Its getting time to spike the green koolaid.




DESCRIPTION

Put the power of your work, your advancement, your salary, and your career precisely where it belongs – in your hands. As a Management Trainee, you will learn everything there is to know about running your own profit center. You will also be promoted and ultimately compensated based on your abilities and performance and you’ll have a lot of fun every single day. And, what’s more, you’ll be supported every step of the way by a $8.23 billion industry leader committed to workplace excellence.

It's your personal enterprise. Let it start today.

Management Trainee Opportunities at Enterprise:

The chance to run your own business and share in the profits you help create

Highly marketable skills and training in business, management, sales and service

Rapid promotion based on performance

A fun, team-oriented workplace

If you meet the following requirements, please click on the Apply Now button below to learn more and complete our online application.


REQUIREMENTS
Bachelor's degree strongly preferred

Candidates must have at least an Associate's degree with a strong background in sales or management

Must have good driving record and professional experience

To contact a local recruiter, please call 1-888-WWW-ERAC.

We are an equal opportunity employer. M/F/D/V.

The real version

It's your personal enterprise. Let it start today.

Retail Clerk Opportunities at Enterprise:

The chance to be a dick and work people to the bone and share .0000001% profits ($820) commission check for BM of the 8.2 billion dollar company.

Highly ass kissing skills and training in car washing, endurance of hours, lying and sleep deprivation

Rapid promotion based on going to bars with ARM and BM

A stressfull, back-stabbing workplace

If you meet the following requirements, please click on the Apply Now button below to learn more and complete our online application.


REQUIREMENTS

Can you get brainwashed easily?

Candidates must have no life, or atleast be willing to give up the life they have

Must have good driving record...you are going to be a taxi for most of your job!!!

To contact a local recruiter, please call 1-888-WWW-ERAC.

We are an equal opportunity employer. We equally screw everyone!

Originally Posted by Unregistered

The real version

It's your personal enterprise. Let it start today.

Retail Clerk Opportunities at Enterprise:

The chance to be a dick and work people to the bone and share .0000001% profits ($820) commission check for BM of the 8.2 billion dollar company.

Highly ass kissing skills and training in car washing, endurance of hours, lying and sleep deprivation

Rapid promotion based on going to bars with ARM and BM

A stressfull, back-stabbing workplace

If you meet the following requirements, please click on the Apply Now button below to learn more and complete our online application.


REQUIREMENTS

Can you get brainwashed easily?

Candidates must have no life, or atleast be willing to give up the life they have

Must have good driving record...you are going to be a taxi for most of your job!!!

To contact a local recruiter, please call 1-888-WWW-ERAC.

We are an equal opportunity employer. We equally screw everyone!

That is classic!!

Originally Posted by Unregistered

The real version

It's your personal enterprise. Let it start today.

Retail Clerk Opportunities at Enterprise:

The chance to be a dick and work people to the bone and share .0000001% profits ($820) commission check for BM of the 8.2 billion dollar company.

Highly ass kissing skills and training in car washing, endurance of hours, lying and sleep deprivation

Rapid promotion based on going to bars with ARM and BM

A stressfull, back-stabbing workplace

If you meet the following requirements, please click on the Apply Now button below to learn more and complete our online application.


REQUIREMENTS

Can you get brainwashed easily?

Candidates must have no life, or atleast be willing to give up the life they have

Must have good driving record...you are going to be a taxi for most of your job!!!

To contact a local recruiter, please call 1-888-WWW-ERAC.

We are an equal opportunity employer. We equally screw everyone!

Bravo..

Originally Posted by Unregistered

The real version

It's your personal enterprise. Let it start today.

Retail Clerk Opportunities at Enterprise:

The chance to be a dick and work people to the bone and share .0000001% profits ($820) commission check for BM of the 8.2 billion dollar company.

Highly ass kissing skills and training in car washing, endurance of hours, lying and sleep deprivation

Rapid promotion based on going to bars with ARM and BM

A stressfull, back-stabbing workplace

If you meet the following requirements, please click on the Apply Now button below to learn more and complete our online application.


REQUIREMENTS

Can you get brainwashed easily?

Candidates must have no life, or atleast be willing to give up the life they have

Must have good driving record...you are going to be a taxi for most of your job!!!

To contact a local recruiter, please call 1-888-WWW-ERAC.

We are an equal opportunity employer. We equally screw everyone!

I couldn't stop laughing while reading this. This is classic.

Originally Posted by Unregistered

The real version

It's your personal enterprise. Let it start today.

Retail Clerk Opportunities at Enterprise:

The chance to be a dick and work people to the bone and share .0000001% profits ($820) commission check for BM of the 8.2 billion dollar company.

Highly ass kissing skills and training in car washing, endurance of hours, lying and sleep deprivation

Rapid promotion based on going to bars with ARM and BM

A stressfull, back-stabbing workplace

If you meet the following requirements, please click on the Apply Now button below to learn more and complete our online application.


REQUIREMENTS

Can you get brainwashed easily?

Candidates must have no life, or atleast be willing to give up the life they have

Must have good driving record...you are going to be a taxi for most of your job!!!

To contact a local recruiter, please call 1-888-WWW-ERAC.

We are an equal opportunity employer. We equally screw everyone!

PRICELESS!!!!!!!!!!